Amberlynn Engagagement and Wedding Planning Megathread 1/14/2021 - For all pre-wedding wedding talk

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Um.... I saw this in one of those dumb FB groups but it looks legit.... holy fuck

EDIT: I’m still trying to find further proof, nobody is saying it’s a fake in the group. I’m not a friend with either Becks or Amber so if any Kiwi’s are they could probably confirm will further update if I see anything else


EDIT 2: apparently the original post Becky took down because of an influx of laugh reactions lmao, apparently she proposed at 2am plus it’s the 2 year anniversary of Dustin breaking up with Amber so big yikes

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Aw a fake as fuck ring for a fake as fuck relationship

Also, why does it look like Hamber is the one who proposed?

ETA: Oh my sweet salty Christ, her fucking layyyygs are so huge it looks like she is kneeling on the fucking floor.

 

[Howfluffyisdapuppy]

Can you imagine Amber going to a wedding dress shop? Now that is content that would bring in the views. How do you tailor a dress to fit a massive gunt and a library shelf ass?

It would be hilarious, but I feel like we'd never see the footage. She'd have to travel pretty far to find a bridal salon thats going to have literal plus size samples, and the samples are still NOT going to fit her. She could prob travel to louisville and shop bridal warehouse which will maybe have 2 or 3 dresses in size 32. Its hard to say if her back fat would really fit. I guess if she is really squeezing herself into the torrid sizes she claims its a slim possibility. She'd need alterations but an a line or ballgown style (which is all they'll likely have anyway) would hide the shelf ass quite well.

Honestly though if this dumb marriage does get off the ground she'd be better off getting a custom dress made from Igigi. For all the talk she does about fashion and shopping I don't know why she hasn't just ordered custom pieces from them... And then just brag stupidly about how all her pieces are made custom for her. She'd at least look presentable.

 

[krazy orange cat]

I'm shooketh that there exists a ring that can fit on those fat fingers without it being a plastic novelty ring that can have the band cut

Maybe we'll get a "i almost lost my finger | mukbang story time" vlog.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I think they'll get "married" in the same way norma was "married" to jerry (? I think that's his name?). They'll have a wedding, but it won't be legal, no paperwork filed. Kentucky doesn't recognize common law marriages, so there will be no tax or benefit repercussions. At the same time, they also won't have the same legal protections, for instance, in a hospital situation. If either of them has some kind of medical catastrophe (and based on their sizes, strokes, heart attacks or other not-planned-for issues are kinda likely), the other will be screwed in terms of being able to direct care, get briefings, etc. BUT that's just silly talk, because amber and becky don't think about the future or potential ramifications. They're just thinking about the soup beans and corn bread and chicken kitchen buffet they'll have for their guests.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Aww, how sweet! The Hambeast and her autistic boy are engaged.

Will the bride scooty puff down the Walmart aisle or will they say their vows from Hambeast’s bed? Who will cater the food? Orange Chicken for everyone!

I hope this happens. It will be so deliciously trashy that we’ll be talking about it for years.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

What are those purple stones in the middle? Is it an optical illusion?

What a retarded way to pose your hand, too. She could only be bothered to put foundation on half her hand.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I hope this happens. It will be so deliciously trashy that we’ll be talking about it for years.

Unfortunately, with everything else she does, like the move to Lexington, she will not film anything of the ceremony. However, she will tell us that the ceremony: "Shook her to the core". Amber does not film Amber's life; Amber films Amber's consumption. We are certain to see all the wedding planners that she will buy, all the decorations that she will get, all the menu items that she will be tasting, but the ceremony, nope.

 

[draculasestateagent]

Unfortunately, with everything else she does, like the move to Lexington, she will not film anything of the ceremony. However, she will tell us that the ceremony: "Shook her to the core". Amber does not film Amber's life; Amber films Amber's consumption. We are certain to see all the wedding planners that she will buy, all the decorations that she will get, all the menu items that she will be tasting, but the ceremony, nope.

Oh we'll get a few videos of wedding catering tasting surely, trust amber to only vlog the food part.

 

[Miltank]

I bet Becky is in trouble with big Al now for accidentally leaking the news on her FB. I bet Al was setting up this whole video to release to announce it and Becky ruined it

 

[Clown Baby]

My dream: A big fat Kentucky wedding with Dana and Density as bridesmaids, Amber in a massive white tarp, and Becky in a tuxedo, looking like a depressed penguin.

Becky in one of those tuxedo t-shirts and Amber sitting in a metal folding chair as they say their vows.

 

[Xenomorph]

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AND SHE USED AMBERS YOU TUBER WELFARE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

God such white ass TRASH....also

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Where will Amber get her wedding dress? Bed Bath and Beyond?
Will Beggy wear a special Tommy Pickles themed onesie complete with snapback?
Will Dusty finally see her love for Amber and come crawling back and toss Fridge to the curb?
Will Amby have her wedding from the couch?
Will Beggy invite the Klan over to witness her sham wedding of sin?
Will Twinkie finally run away and take the cats with her?
Will Amber have 50 cake taste tests and claim its important?
Will Amber wear a special wedding diaper?

All this and more on: As The Scootypuff Turns

 

[ADHD]

Amber wouldn't be the first person to get engaged to for attention with no intention of actually going through with the wedding. I'll believe it when the actual wedding day arrives and she hasn't come up with an excuse to call it off.

What is going on with her hand? Is it slathered in foundation to try (and fail) to cover up her beetus knuckles? Is her skin just that dry? Something about this looks more "off" than usual.

Also, gorls, please stop posting phone screenshots as full size images. Insert them as thumbnails instead. Other people in other threads are getting temp bans for this, and I'd hate to see anyone miss out on this trashfire.

 

[Acidsplat]

gorl her skin is so fucking jaundice

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber wouldn't be the first person to get engaged to for attention with no intention of actually going through with the wedding. I'll believe it when the actual wedding day arrives and she hasn't come up with an excuse to call it off.
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What is going on with her hand? Is it slathered in foundation to try (and fail) to cover up her beetus knuckles? Is her skin just that dry? Something about this looks more "off" than usual.

Also, gorls, please stop posting phone screenshots as full size images. Insert them as thumbnails instead. Other people in other threads are getting temp bans for this, and I'd hate to see anyone miss out on this trashfire.

Look at her derp arm/hand in the background..OOF

 

[Bilibin]

Seems like nowadays a lot of people like to be engaged forever. Amber had mentioned forever ago that she didn't want a wedding until she had lost a significant amount of weight. So my bet is that there won't be anything like a wedding any time soon. Maybe they'll just get it done at a court house or however you do it but then she won't get to flex on D&D.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I imagine Amber's connections are thanking their lucky stars they're not Jewish & wanting a traditional Jewish wedding. I'm thinking about the part where the bride & groom get hoisted up on chairs & joyously bounced around.

 

[Barbarus]

Amber wouldn't be the first person to get engaged to for attention with no intention of actually going through with the wedding. I'll believe it when the actual wedding day arrives and she hasn't come up with an excuse to call it off.
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What is going on with her hand? Is it slathered in foundation to try (and fail) to cover up her beetus knuckles? Is her skin just that dry? Something about this looks more "off" than usual.

Also, gorls, please stop posting phone screenshots as full size images. Insert them as thumbnails instead. Other people in other threads are getting temp bans for this, and I'd hate to see anyone miss out on this trashfire.

Fat gorls have some seriously weird hands and feet, usually darkening around the knuckles which is mostly dry skin because they rarely know how to keep their skin moisturised especially around the hands and feet as they can only reach them with effort. My comment isn't based in science or fact of course, but I am pretty sure its because the skin is stretched out when they put on weight at a fast pace, similar to how stretchmarks happen. It causes discolouration and hardening of skin where the skin comes in contact with stuff frequently.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Yes, she's really looking jaundiced in that shot.

I wonder if Becky can find a graphic tuxedo? And how come she didn't get an engagement ring of her own or is that only for dainty gorls like Amber?

I'm getting more & more amused by this whole thing. With Norma being deceased, Misty will be stepping in to help plan the wedding & I imagine Kristine will as well - that should generate a whole new level of tacky.

 

[phoenixrrt762]

It would be hilarious, but I feel like we'd never see the footage. She'd have to travel pretty far to find a bridal salon thats going to have literal plus size samples, and the samples are still NOT going to fit her. She could prob travel to louisville and shop bridal warehouse which will maybe have 2 or 3 dresses in size 32. Its hard to say if her back fat would really fit. I guess if she is really squeezing herself into the torrid sizes she claims its a slim possibility. She'd need alterations but an a line or ballgown style (which is all they'll likely have anyway) would hide the shelf ass quite well.

Honestly though if this dumb marriage does get off the ground she'd be better off getting a custom dress made from Igigi. For all the talk she does about fashion and shopping I don't know why she hasn't just ordered custom pieces from them... And then just brag stupidly about how all her pieces are made custom for her. She'd at least look presentable.

I saw some bridal salon that caters to the morbidly obese. I have to try and find it. They can go there....
Annnyhow, I wish them luck. At the rate poor Amber is going, I give her 5 years on this earth
Edit: it wasn’t a bridal salon, whoops.....just a hair salon. It’s in Las Vegas, Babydoll salon or something like that...

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber wouldn't be the first person to get engaged to for attention with no intention of actually going through with the wedding. I'll believe it when the actual wedding day arrives and she hasn't come up with an excuse to call it off.

Getting married and especially the preparation for the ceremony can take quite a bit of work, and this is not what Amber is known for. I suspect that they will be engaged forever. There are also pesky legal issues such as Becky losing Medicaid and maybe welfare.