Quinton Reviews / Quinton Kyle Hoover / Q_Review / OttselSpy24 / OttselSpy25 - I KNOW WE HIT THE LIMIT FOR ME TO DO THEM, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ABOUT GARFIELD AND MCDONALDS, WHILE MOCKING OTHER YOUTUBERS!!

[Arch Zealot]

Might he soon earn the label of sadcow?

 

[Chilson]

You would think these idiots would learn to avoid thirsting after some wine aunt looking internet hasbin when one of their own bugmen gets outed and ostracized (more so than they already are) by her.

Then again, they wouldn't be lolcows if they actually learned anything ever.

 

[Water-T]

I guess the sex doll and Garfield plush wasn't doing it for him, but why Ellis of all people Quinton?

We all know that Q is a thirsty incel, and there are two things he wants more than Garfield crap: to be accepted by the BreadTube Gang, and to be noticed by his waifu Contra.

Since Contra is too busy popping Oxycontin and waking up covered in his own vomit, the only avenue left for Q to achieve his BreadTube & Waifu dreams is via Lindsay Ellis, the other Queen of BreadTube.

 

[furūtsu]

Why does it have to be Lindsay? Aren't there other women for sad YouTube soyboys to make pathetic advances on?

 

[Mike Vick's Pitbull]

Why does it have to be Lindsay? Aren't there other women for sad YouTube soyboys to make pathetic advances on?

For guys like Quinton the bar on who to simp for is very low. About as low as his self-esteem and channel growth.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I love how Lindsay is preventing these guys from enjoying their political wins.

Bob got BTFO'd not long after Biden won, and Quinton got his less than a day after Trump got impeached.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

It's funny that Lindsay did a poor job covering up the picture so people could figure out it was Quinton Reviews. Didn't #CTC members get pissed that Mike Michaud did the same thing regarding Jewwario?

 

[Slap47]

Quinton's dream has been achieved. He is now considered a breadtuber... well, not by the clique but by the people.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Don't pity Quinton, he doesn't deserve it. He is pathetic, yes, but he gets to sleep on the bed he made. Every fucking time he gets BTFO'd and I feel bad for him I just had to remember he is getting what he fucking deserves. The following are a collection of miscellaneous tweets that happened when the Farms were down and I felt like preserving.

Weird cousin Quincy being a good comrade.


Quinton was giving away his transformation way before last night's disaster.


Reminder: Q had to pretty much beg Billy D to get in the list.


Also, remember that in the very first weeks of this thread we all hailed Lindsay as his waifu. It was until April of 2019 that we started to think he was into Hontra. And much later when Jebby was mentioned for the first time.

All in all, Q Boy, stop being a prick for fucking once and learn how normal adults act about friendships for God's sake.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I guess the sex doll and Garfield plush wasn't doing it for him, but why Ellis of all people Quinton?

I think it's sadder. I don't even know if he wanted to fuck her. He's clearly mentally stunted, acts like an awkward 6th grader, and is lonely as fuck. I think he genuinely just wanted to hang out and be with her.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I think it's sadder. I don't even know if he wanted to fuck her. He's clearly mentally stunted, acts like an awkward 6th grader, and is lonely as fuck. I think he genuinely just wanted to hang out and be with her.

These sophisticated progressive intellectuals sure get into a lot of middle-school tier drama with each other.

 

[Xerxes IX]

"oops"? Not even "I'm sorry?" How is he this bad at talking to people?

I guess the sex doll and Garfield plush wasn't doing it for him, but why Ellis of all people Quinton?

Ellis is part of two cliques he idolizes and always wanted an "in" with, (ex) Channel Awesome and Breadtube.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I think it's sadder. I don't even know if he wanted to fuck her. He's clearly mentally stunted, acts like an awkward 6th grader, and is lonely as fuck. I think he genuinely just wanted to hang out and be with her.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Coincidentally, they mentioned Quinton Reviews on Oneyplays today.

At 25:30

 

[Glade Candles]

Quinton is the quintessential Nice Guy™

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

THE TIME HAS COME.

The original campaign sold them at $24.99 USD.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Have we gotten to the point that Quinton has become mocked so much, that the Nostalgia Critic seems better in comparison?

I’m wondering if I should do a double take here.

 

[Popper Whiting]

These sophisticated progressive intellectuals sure get into a lot of middle-school tier drama with each other.

That's because like a lot who are vocal about progressive politics it is all about the image. They're happy to stick a rainbow flag filter on their selfie and #BLM in their social media bio. They're more than happy to buy the Che Guevera shirts and talk about revolution and how they'll play a glorious part in it. They're always happy to do what makes them as an individual, look good. But they'll never support a union, they show open contempt for the working class, and often dismiss policies that would help the plight of the countries poorest with the excuse "it doesn't go far enough" because they can't benefit from it or claim credit for it. They wont support business or job initiatives in poor neighborhoods but will gleefully cheer on the people from those neighborhoods burning down their own shit once again larping like this stuff is a revolution and not pent up frustration at constantly being stuck in a shithole and a cycle of shitholery (for a number of reasons that are both the fault of the shithole community and factors outside of that community). It's all show and no delivery.

The Progressive or left wing politics is a useful prop for narcissistic people to pretend they're not complete and utter bags of shit stuck in a high school mentality. The Breadtube/SJW clique is just a bunch of mean girls who are trying to virtue signal their way into popularity. Quinton and Moviebob are just that awkward, needy socially inept frump who wants to join the mean girls but through their own stupidity/ineptitude constantly fuck it up.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Quinton must have saw what happened to Moviebob.

Was he not taking notes? Did he not see any of himself in Moviebob at all?

 

[Tad Loaf]

Quinton must have saw what happened to Moviebob.

Was he not taking notes? Did he not see any of himself in Moviebob at all?

Would he be Quinton if he had any self awareness?