The Official Simpsons Griefing Thread

*Asterisk* said:
Homer's leaving Marge for Lena Dunham. You can't even pretend this is going to last more than one episode.

Oh, and Sideshow Bob also finally gets to kill Bart in the Halloween special. Family Guy ran the exact same plotline a decade ago, and at least they had the decency to actually get some mileage out of it before revealing the whole thing was a computer simulation.

I never thought the Simpson'd find a lamer gimmick than killing off Krusty's Dad. Now they've found two, and they'll happen a month apart from each other.

My kingdom for this fucking show's euthanasia.
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Are they getting divorced over a news article or the confederate flag?
 
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Unbovvered said:
i wonder if homer is circumcised
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I'm sure he is. This is an instructional diagram so you know how the doctor performed the procedure.
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trombonista said:
I hope Homer and Lena's character's relationship ends with Homer finding out she molested her sister.
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It ends when he found out she was just using the relationship as an excuse to creep on Lisa and any other girls she hangs with.

"Oh, Lisa, did you ever learn what a 'good rape' is?"
"Heeey Janey, ever had rocks in your cooch before?"
"Sherri, ever considered dressing Terri up like a biker chick?"

Sure that's disgusting but... so's Lena. Something about gloves fitting. In fact, just drop Lena herself and full-out brutalize her public image.


Also, the Bob one sounds like something they probably could and/or should have done a long time ago. And even sounds like a non-parody THOH segment rather than trying to pretend it's canon.
 
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Van Darkholme said:
They should've stopped at least fifteen years ago. The movie also sucked ass.
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I agree. Granted, they wanted to poke fun at all these 'messages' of how we treat the earth in other preachy films (Wall-E), but at the same time tried too hard like they had with the TV show for the past fifteen years.
 
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This is like the fifth time.
They're not even trying to hide their recycled plots anymore.
I bet you Kiwis $5 that by season 30, Mr Burns will be shot again.

Hodor said:
Can we please just drag the Simpsons out back and put it to sleep? It's just depressing at this point, it really is.
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They'll never stop The Simpsoooons
Have no fears, they've got stories for years
 
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