DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Near]

I can't drop some proof yet, but take my word please. This is from the gated community dox.

Phil's gated community in essence only has a neighbourhood watch. They might come and tell you to bugger off, maybe escort you out, but you will not be sent to prison or jail.

Also Phil's neighbours had no idea who he is, and what he does. So I have a wild theory that I might have to look into.

Finally some escort saga-tier twists and turns again. Can't wait.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil owes his backtaxes again.

Who cares if he said he was caught up last month.

And with no debt, he can pay them.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Every post here (and catching some of his pre-stream) is convincing me more and more that this was indeed a ploy by our favorite this side of the Mississippi

-"don't post this to Twitter"
-needs another crisis to grease up the wheels
-"stuff like this all the time bts but I just don't tell you guys cause you guys don't need to know about it except you do now"
-sus formatting/time of day/common sense

He cant use taxes for 3rd time.
I swear of he brings his elderly parents into the arc anytime soon I'll actually lose even more respect for him if that's even possible as I already have zero.

Fuck this guy tho

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

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If you wanted some more info on what kind of person watches Phil... look no further.

Got my attention.
Hold my beer.

Edit: Give me my beer back, mate.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I don't even know why there was any argument. Phil's a consummate, pathological liar and narcissist. Of course he's fucking making it up. Even if he "actually" received a "death threat", his over-dramaticizing and theatrics is in zero way the behavior of someone who is genuinely in fear for their life and handling the situation with maturity and foresight, and it's exactly the behavior of someone who wants to extract the maximum sympathy and money out of an absolutely toothless threat.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't even know why there was any argument. Phil's a consummate, pathological liar and narcissist. Of course he's fucking making it up. Even if he "actually" received a "death threat", his over-dramaticizing and theatrics is in zero way the behavior of someone who is genuinely in fear for their life and handling the situation with maturity and foresight, and it's exactly the behavior of someone who wants to extract the maximum sympathy and money out of an absolutely toothless threat.

I'm in the camp that thinks that the death threat is "real", as in there is some non-wheelchair that sent it to him to "troll" him, he just used it for pityfishing. The fact that he said he won't be notifying the police and that he'll talk about it on the preschtreem were massive red flags that prove he isn't actually threatened by it at all.

 

[Iron Hamster]

None, and I do kean none of Phail's 'behind the scenes' bullshit needs to be in the public whatsoever. Except he needs drama and an excuse not to entertain the children like he is payed to do.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Phil telling the world ''weapons ready'' seems very sad to me randomly
the idea of Phil trying to fight anyone in his Zelda PJ bottoms and a duck waddle
I would say he should invest in a firearm, but after seeing years of his eye to hand control he would shoot himself or blast jasper to pieces before hitting a target

 

[actually]

Phil owes his backtaxes again.

Who cares if he said he was caught up last month.

Phil mashes everything together, so you may not know, but was he talking about state or federal taxes? Did he call them "back taxes"? Just want to clarify since he has two years of federal taxes he's on a payment plan for (2018 and 2019), his state B&O tax would be due at the end of this month (will be like $1500-$2000 unless he paid them in installments throughout 2020), and then his federal taxes for 2020's income will be due in April.

 

[grump]

I'm in the camp that thinks that the death threat is "real", as in there is some non-wheelchair that sent it to him to "troll" him, he just used it for pityfishing. The fact that he said he won't be notifying the police and that he'll talk about it on the preschtreem were massive red flags that prove he isn't actually threatened by it at all.

I believe it is 'real' in the sense that a troll probably sent it. This sort of thing is practically inevitable when you are as unpopular as phil. I doubt he has the creativity to do this to himself. He's also 100% taking advantage of it. There is absolutely no reason to share internet threats with anyone but the authorities. So whenever you see some thot ( its usually some drama mongering ho/or if not a woman, a guy who has thot like characteristics who does it) do it. Its for an ulterior motive.

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

DSP gets fucked with all the time in e-mails. It's obviously a ploy for attention to show the screenshots with names/e-mails redacted. Maybe this is the "disgusting" behind the scenes stuff the detractors do daily that he can't talk about but all of a sudden can talk about?

Don't forget the 6k statue guy. Like a week this dude catfished DSP into thinking he was going to buy some statues and faked a paypal invoice too.

Still can't share his iPhone screen to prove its not him playing Champions though

Dont forget the 9k cash guy (anybody got the Tevin vid for this? I remember it being a good time.)

It's funny that if you want to send Phil money "behind the scenes" you won't hear a fucking peep out of him. But death threats? Lets get them up on twitter.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil mashes everything together, so you may not know, but was he talking about state or federal taxes? Did he call them "back taxes"? Just want to clarify since he has two years of federal taxes he's on a payment plan for (2018 and 2019), his state B&O tax would be due at the end of this month (will be like $1500-$2000 unless he paid them in installments throughout 2020), and then his federal taxes for 2020's income will be due in April.

Since he moved out to that state for the miracle air to cure his back, they are..........'back taxes'.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil owes his backtaxes again.

Who cares if he said he was caught up last month.

Phil you gotta pick one excuse and stick with it, don’t throw out every single one you have said over the years in a short time and see what sticks bro!

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I can't drop some proof yet, but take my word please. This is from the gated community dox.

Phil's gated community in essence only has a neighbourhood watch. They might come and tell you to bugger off, maybe escort you out, but you will not be sent to prison or jail.

Also Phil's neighbours had no idea who he is, and what he does. So I have a wild theory that I might have to look into.

It sure would be a shame if his community found out he likes to threaten little girls.

Phil you gotta pick one excuse and stick with it, don’t throw out every single one you have said over the years in a short time and see what sticks bro!

I would enjoy his desperation were it not for the fact that his tips are for wrestling jpegs and he refuses to be honest about it (among many other lies).

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

Phil must really love Yakuza 7 -- he's been playing it for like 3 months. He can't do his "games of the year" special until he finishes it... yet he'll still play AC Borehalla and Fenyx Rising in between days.

He literally has 3 hours of Yakuza 7 gameplay until the credits roll -- just the Kamurocho sewer dungeon to grind to level 60, the Millennium Tower final rush, and the final bosses. Yet he started today's gameplay stream saying, "There's not going to be any story today." He's just derping around in Kamurocho doing stupid shit.

Also, favorite moment from the previous Yakuza stream: Phil has spent a hundred hours playing in "Isezaki Ijincho", the game's fictional version of a red light district of Yokohama. You can see the landmarks of Yokohama all around the map. A hundred hours in, the game mentions Yohohama, and Phil goes: "Whaaat? Yokohama? I'm not in fuckin Yokohama. I'm in Ijincho! What is the game talking about? When did we go to Yokohama?"

 

[TheGoutburglar]

That's weird. He stalls in a lot of games, but why this one? Is he THAT hung up on getting caught falling asleep that now he's going out of his way to play it as much as possible?

 

[LyteSydeByll]

That's weird. He stalls in a lot of games, but why this one? Is he THAT hung up on getting caught falling asleep that now he's going out of his way to play it as much as possible?

No, because the sooner he finishes these do-nothing games (Yakuza 7, AC:V) he has to do his year end countdown videos (which is just going to be him sitting on his chair pulling up youtube videos, a true professional) and then he has to start doing new stuff that he promised (D: OS2) which he absolutely does not want to do. He wants to milk these titles until Hitman comes out so he can use new games as an excuse to not do the viewer's choice or the year-end stuff.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil must really love Yakuza 7 -- he's been playing it for like 3 months. He can't do his "games of the year" special until he finishes it... yet he'll still play AC Borehalla and Fenyx Rising in between days.

He literally has 3 hours of Yakuza 7 gameplay until the credits roll -- just the Kamurocho sewer dungeon to grind to level 60, the Millennium Tower final rush, and the final bosses. Yet he started today's gameplay stream saying, "There's not going to be any story today." He's just derping around in Kamurocho doing stupid shit.

Also, favorite moment from the previous Yakuza stream: Phil has spent a hundred hours playing in "Isezaki Ijincho", the game's fictional version of a red light district of Yokohama. You can see the landmarks of Yokohama all around the map. A hundred hours in, the game mentions Yohohama, and Phil goes: "Whaaat? Yokohama? I'm not in fuckin Yokohama. I'm in Ijincho! What is the game talking about? When did we go to Yokohama?"

He's a big Yakuza fan who pays attention by the way. I bet he'd get confused if he found out that Kamurocho is in Tokyo and Sotenbori is in Osaka
EDIT: Also, he went to Kanrai, it's a Korean BBQ restaurant in Kamurocho that was in every Yakuza game. He literally thought that they're eating RAW MEAT because the pictures of the food items show them raw! lmao this dumb pig. Someone then told him that the tables are arranged so that in the middle there's the flame and you just hold the meat above it until it's done to your liking. He responds by asking "WHY WOULD I WANNA COOK MY OWN FOOD???"

 

[DZoomer]

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I actually thought this guy was an ironic fan like Evilibrium. Since there's that Snort Burnell clip in which Phil says "Mark McCauley says hint hint, dude no hint hint I'm outright telling you...". But that cheer badge says otherwise.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

No, because the sooner he finishes these do-nothing games (Yakuza 7, AC:V) he has to do his year end countdown videos (which is just going to be him sitting on his chair pulling up youtube videos, a true professional) and then he has to start doing new stuff that he promised (D: OS2) which he absolutely does not want to do. He wants to milk these titles until Hitman comes out so he can use new games as an excuse to not do the viewer's choice or the year-end stuff.

I don't know what I'm more bothered by, the fact that he's refusing to give his fans what they want or the fact that he's too much of a pussy bitch to just come right out and say it.

But that's Phil for you, isn't it? Always running from something, thinking he can do it forever because sometimes he gets lucky and it works.