Inventor of the Telephone
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- Sep 29, 2020
This guy orbits Kevin Gibes
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He just had surgery on his face and posted a video about it.
The video opens with him saying "It all went great and I'm just fucking chillin'" which is funny in itself, seeing as how his entire face is covered in bandages.
But then he continues: "I'm like, donion rings... No more surgeries... I'm like... finished.I 'm not gonna be have to be trapped at Starbucks anymore, I can go get a master's degree...."
Of course there really wasn't any reason why he couldn't do any of those things before. He just needed to be special, difficult, complicated. But now the horrible truth is sinking in: this is the end of his fantasy. From hereon out, there won't be anything special about him. He'll be an off-looking, borderline passing woman, who will have to get a job and get by like regular slobs. He's no longer special, there's no longer any excuses, and it terrifies him.
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I wager within 5 years he'll either have some incurable disease/disability, or he'll have become a statistic.

I knew I recognized him from somewhere.