Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

[12FluidOunces]

If you don't work in the health industry, you probably *don't* encounter super-mobidly-obese people on the regs. Let's face it - the various threads and 600lb+ fat TV serieses's show that they do a whole lot of fucking nothing for the most part. You generally get disabled at some point and that's about it for anything that isn't food or dying.

So have you, non-healthcare person, encountered someone in the deathfat category?

I have, twice.

Once at the local grocery store. I came out, rounded the corner, and came face to sweaty, pale face with someone who was larger than anyone I'd seen before. Absolute unit, sprawled across a metal bench, looking never-seen-the-sun sickly, wearing all black tarps, and fortuitously shaded as it was hot as balls that day. I tried not to gawp but goddamn 600 easy.

Later that same summer I stopped by the local hardware store and parked in the only open spot. As I pulled into the spot I couldn't help but see a gargantuan leg hanging out an open rear passenger door of the car in the next spot. I got an eyeful of a woman, probably, who was staring into what seemed like a teensy cell phone. She looked at me and I couldn't help but notice the 'fat' facial features, like the fat forehead. I scurried into the store, bought my doodad, and came back out to find the same scene seen. The door blocked most of her from that angle but the foot was misshapen and darkly colored. Crazy shit.

So how about you?

 

[Merry]

If you don't work in the health industry, you probably *don't* encounter super-mobidly-obese people on the regs. Let's face it - the various threads and 600lb+ fat TV serieses's show that they do a whole lot of fucking nothing for the most part. You generally get disabled at some point and that's about it for anything that isn't food or dying.

So have you, non-healthcare person, encountered someone in the deathfat category?

I have, twice.

Once at the local grocery store. I came out, rounded the corner, and came face to sweaty, pale face with someone who was larger than anyone I'd seen before. Absolute unit, sprawled across a metal bench, looking never-seen-the-sun sickly, wearing all black tarps, and fortuitously shaded as it was hot as balls that day. I tried not to gawp but goddamn 600 easy.

Later that same summer I stopped by the local hardware store and parked in the only open spot. As I pulled into the spot I couldn't help but see a gargantuan leg hanging out an open rear passenger door of the car in the next spot. I got an eyeful of a woman, probably, who was staring into what seemed like a teensy cell phone. She looked at me and I couldn't help but notice the 'fat' facial features, like the fat forehead. I scurried into the store, bought my doodad, and came back out to find the same scene seen. The door blocked most of her from that angle but the foot was misshapen and darkly colored. Crazy shit.

So how about you?

Was doing my cheap gift shopping at Walmart over Christmas and saw a lady that must have been at least 450~ lbs wearing a pink shirt on a mobility scooter. She looked like a wad of chewed bubblegum.

 

[Reepicheep]

(powerlevel)
grandma is a deathfat.
close to 500lbs i would say,
always was big growing up but ballooned in the past decade, shes in her early late 60s, on wheelchair and has a live in nurse.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Literally every American I've ever met

 

[HarveyMCR]

When I was a kid I used to work at a summer camp and one of my coworkers was this 400lb dude who worked in the computer lab/trading post. Now granted we were 16/17, so he was still fairly mobile, but he didn’t do anything outside of playing video games, watching anime, and sleeping when he wasn’t working. So basically he was a death fat in the making. Everyone hated this fat sack of shit because the way summer camps work, other than in your specific program, everyone is expected to be a general laborer and handle regular maintenance, along with a variety of chores. This guy couldn’t do any of them and would watch while we would shovel mulch or mop bathrooms.

The really interesting thing though is that my final year there, we suddenly got a bunch of calls about the dude being a creep and a weirdo. Come to find out that he had gotten Doxxed on 4chan because he took a picture of him in his uniform and name tag and posted it on some subreddit about gay teens. As it turns out he was a massively gay furry with a “Tulpa” (a tumblr version of an imaginary friend which is treated entirely literally and spoken to/interacted with unironically) who posted on several furry porn subs and constantly fantasized about being fucked by Bad Dragon Dildos. Apparently someone had gone through his post history and noticed him talking about working around kids and having to suppress his tulpa while he was on the clock, and made the connection that someone this mentally deranged should not be working around children as young as 6.

I wish I could say he got fired or something, but he didn’t. I think he actually worked at that camp longer than I did. I genuinely don’t think he’d ever diddle a kid, but I also don’t think gay schizo-tier furries should be working around kids.

Anyways I checked his Reddit account while I was writing this to see if he left it up/was still active. Looks like he dropped the tulpa bullshit, but hes still posting on gay furry subs and fantasizing about dragon dildos as we speak

Edit: Was looking at his Reddit again, and apparently he's a self-proclaimed "fierce cub porn defender"

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

My mom used to weigh 400 lbs at 5’2. my dad and two sisters are morbidly obese. I am the only one who is a normal weight. They ALL have health issues from it. I will credit to my mom though, she lost enough weight to get a hip replacement but she is still crippled by the problems because she was so obese for so long, over 3 decades. Having a family of death fats has been embarrassing, to say the least.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I've seen a couple of "lesser" deathfats around 200 kilogramms (440 pounds for you non-EUcucks) while commuting and at work. I've also handled the cases of people deemed "life-threateningly obese" at work. There was this guy who needed five orderlies at hospital to move him and three to move his belly when rolling him on his other side.

 

[Merry]

When I was a kid I used to work at a summer camp and one of my coworkers was this 400lb dude who worked in the computer lab/trading post. Now granted we were 16/17, so he was still fairly mobile, but he didn’t do anything outside of playing video games, watching anime, and sleeping when he wasn’t working. So basically he was a death fat in the making. Everyone hated this fat sack of shit because the way summer camps work, other than in your specific program, everyone is expected to be a general laborer and handle regular maintenance, along with a variety of chores. This guy couldn’t do any of them and would watch while we would shovel mulch or mop bathrooms.

The really interesting thing though is that my final year there, we suddenly got a bunch of calls about the dude being a creep and a weirdo. Come to find out that he had gotten Doxxed on 4chan because he took a picture of him in his uniform and name tag and posted it on some subreddit about gay teens. As it turns out he was a massively gay furry with a “Tulpa” (a tumblr version of an imaginary friend which is treated entirely literally and spoken to/interacted with unironically) who posted on several furry porn subs and constantly fantasized about being fucked by Bad Dragon Dildos. Apparently someone had gone through his post history and noticed him talking about working around kids and having to suppress his tulpa while he was on the clock, and made the connection that someone this mentally deranged should not be working around children as young as 6.

I wish I could say he got fired or something, but he didn’t. I think he actually worked at that camp longer than I did. I genuinely don’t think he’d ever diddle a kid, but I also don’t think gay schizo-tier furries should be working around kids.

Anyways I checked his Reddit account while I was writing this to see if he left it up/was still active. Looks like he dropped the tulpa bullshit, but hes still posting on gay furry subs and fantasizing about dragon dildos as we speak

Edit: Was looking at his Reddit again, and apparently he's a self-proclaimed "fierce cub porn defender"

People who believe in non Buddhist Tulpas are legitimately schizophrenic

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

When I was a kid I used to work at a summer camp and one of my coworkers was this 400lb dude who worked in the computer lab/trading post. Now granted we were 16/17, so he was still fairly mobile, but he didn’t do anything outside of playing video games, watching anime, and sleeping when he wasn’t working. So basically he was a death fat in the making. Everyone hated this fat sack of shit because the way summer camps work, other than in your specific program, everyone is expected to be a general laborer and handle regular maintenance, along with a variety of chores. This guy couldn’t do any of them and would watch while we would shovel mulch or mop bathrooms.

The really interesting thing though is that my final year there, we suddenly got a bunch of calls about the dude being a creep and a weirdo. Come to find out that he had gotten Doxxed on 4chan because he took a picture of him in his uniform and name tag and posted it on some subreddit about gay teens. As it turns out he was a massively gay furry with a “Tulpa” (a tumblr version of an imaginary friend which is treated entirely literally and spoken to/interacted with unironically) who posted on several furry porn subs and constantly fantasized about being fucked by Bad Dragon Dildos. Apparently someone had gone through his post history and noticed him talking about working around kids and having to suppress his tulpa while he was on the clock, and made the connection that someone this mentally deranged should not be working around children as young as 6.

I wish I could say he got fired or something, but he didn’t. I think he actually worked at that camp longer than I did. I genuinely don’t think he’d ever diddle a kid, but I also don’t think gay schizo-tier furries should be working around kids.

Anyways I checked his Reddit account while I was writing this to see if he left it up/was still active. Looks like he dropped the tulpa bullshit, but hes still posting on gay furry subs and fantasizing about dragon dildos as we speak

Edit: Was looking at his Reddit again, and apparently he's a self-proclaimed "fierce cub porn defender"

Sounds like you need to make a thread on this guy in Proving Grounds.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I can't think of any particular time where I've seen someone that made me think daaaaaayyyyyum, but I live in an area with largely (ba dum tisk) healthy people. The heaviest people I've seen have all been, unsurprisingly, the feminist legbeard types but I really don't think I've ever seen a 400+ person IRL. I could have blocked them out due to the sheer horror.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Not too long after my 83 year old mom had major surgery, I took her to Wal-Mart. I pull up to the front, get mom inside and notice there's only one electric cart left, and a 30-ish death fat is heading for it.
So I ran over and got on the thing before fatty could get it and drove it to my mom and helped her on it.
Fatty is whining about how she needs a cart, and WM needs more carts, and it's SO hard for her to shop without one.
Bitch, you see my elderly mother, with her entire arm bandaged and held up by a sling, and you think your whining about having to walk a bit is going to make me feel sorry for you? Or make my mother give you the cart?
Been a couple of years ago, but I still get pissed when I think of it. If I wasn't there she probably would've pushed my mom off of the cart so her fat ass could ride it.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Here in my country there are a lot of overweight people but they aren't nearly as big than the deathfats featured here. The only American-size obeast I know is a middle-aged man— the clerk and owner of a local clothing and domestic wares store.

His body is very weird, as until his chest it's somewhat normal and then gets much bigger downwards, like a flesh landslide with huge lumpy fat deposits in his gunt looking almost like he's carrying a couple of basketballs inside his pants (there's a woman featured in the fat girlcows thread whose body is quite similar to his, I can't remember her name though).

He's quite nice and hard-working though, so his body is the only deathfat-like thing about him.

Edit: spelling

 

[SmartyJones]

I worked at a convenience store with a guy who was probably close to 500. Super nice guy, and I always enjoyed working a shift with him, but he couldn't do much but sit at the register, with one, dark purple, leaking leg on a small stack of milk crates. This was back in the mid-90's, and I was only a teen, so he was my first death fat. Poor Bob. Like I said, super nice guy, but he once dug my left-over sub out of the garbage to finish it. I was absolutely floored.

 

[OfficerBagget]

I used to play table top games like D&D and once played with this fat obese neckbeard and his even fatter girlfriend.


There was one particular moment that horrified me and everyone else at the game. These two whales got hungry so they ordered chinese food for just the two of them. They had ordered a family meal, something that could have easily fed everyone at the table. It was a bucket of honey chicken, a bucket of fried rice, an order of noodles, an order of egg rolls, and order of beef and broccoli and an order of shrimp.

These two lard asses consumed everything, there was a moment where everyone at the table was just staring at these two eat. Someone had said they looked like the Pig Parents from Spirited Away, it was truly a disgusting thing to witness in person and before that I never knew that watching people consume so much food was something that was going to actually disgust me and make me feel nauseous.

I could say alot about those two land whales, they were generally awful people too like any deathfat.

 

[Trying Too Hard]

The only seriously overweight person I'd ever met was a close family friend who we used to visit every couple weeks when I was growing up. He was a fanatic for good food, and he was always fat but he never reached deathfat status until the last years of his life.

He only got terribly obese when his wife cheated on him but still received custody of their kids in the divorce settlement, and after losing his job among various other hardships in his life he essentially ate himself to death over the next 10 years until he literally died of a broken heart in his 50s.

He was such a great man as well; even when he was stuffing food into his mouth and being unable to save himself from his depression and his eating habits I was enamoured by everything he had to say whether it was obscure facts about his niche hobbies or stories with him and my dad, not to mention him being a stand-up figure in the community when he was of a somewhat healthier weight.

It's been over a decade and I still think about him some nights, wishing someone had helped him sooner.

 

[Dead Eye]

I won't PL, but due to my location and line of work, I see 400+ pound people every day. You guys are honestly shocking me with how few deathfats you've seen. From my position, it's an everyday occurrence.

 

[12FluidOunces]

I won't PL, but due to my location and line of work, I see 400+ pound people every day. You guys are honestly shocking me with how few deathfats you've seen. From my position, it's an everyday occurrence.

Make it as generic as possible but could you tell us about a memorable person? I bet you've got some good stories!

 

[lil retard]

The one and only deathfat I've ever encountered was in Walmart when I was a kid. I remember gasping and one of my parents told me to shush.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Everytime I go to walmart is an encounter with a wild Snorlax on a scooter.

Usually it's the same thing as always. They wobble onto the scooters provided by the supermarket and the poor thing complains as it struggles to move the 600 "elbees" of the individual as the gunt and massive handles fit for a ship leak out of the seat and suspend barely off the floor.

The most annoying part is because the poor vehicle is struggling to even roll one cycle of its wheels, it's incredibly slow and meanwhile the landwhale is just sat there and wheezing out with labored breath complaining it goes too slow while you're behind them wishing you could just push them to the side so you could go your marry way because they ALWAYS go down the middle of the aisle.

Or when they stop exactly in front of the shelf with what you need to get, on their phone and you wait and wait until you finally say "Excuse me ma'am," with all the manners in the world, to which you get the stink eye of the offended triple-chinned one as they torture the poor scooter again and drain most of its battery moving a few feet while complaining about you being rude.

Close encounters indeed.

 

[sadbird]

I had an obese couple come up to the register of the place I was working at. "Do you guys sell hotdogs?"
It was a cafe.