Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Pepper Jack]

If this was the 1850's, Chantal would be taken from town to town as part of a traveling circus. She would fit in well next to the bearded lady.

Come one, come all and feast your eyes on the human beach ball!

 

[AbraCadaver]

No shade at all on granny, but she MAY, just may, be "enhancing" her hair style with a few add-ins. Not sure when the pics were taken, but she looks damn good for 80--at least from my observations.

LOL, she looks better now that that fatbag could ever hope to look.

Granny looks like she legitimately lives a more exciting life than a Chantal. Not did, DOES. Also let her wear extensions, she’s earned it. She looks like a nice old lady and I would have lunch with her.

 

[Sally Simpleton]

I initally missed the nosebleed. Here are some caps. Yikes.

 

[AngelBitch]

If you watch the Battlefield 4 video, you can see his gamertag is chantalamalan. Not sure if it's X Box Live or PSN.

xbox. currently live playing cod:mw. weird he hasn't changed it, you can change it once every six months on xbox. i just think the man is the most apathetic person alive. he can't be assed lol. godspeed.

 

[Boob Gravy]

Archives:

Archive (mega 360p) "Cooking" dinner live

Okay project compression aborted, here's two parts instead:

Archive (Vimeo 360p) "Cooking" dinner live - Part 1

Archive (Vimeo 360p) "Cooking" dinner live - Part 2 (processing)

 

[christie]

When did her now-compulsive habit of curling back her upper lip begin? It is impossible to watch her for more than three minutes now without the rodent teeth making an appearance. Between that and her nose twitching, she is now absolutely something out of the movie "Ben."

she thinks it's cute/endearing. it can be, when you actually have an upper lip to begin with and your teeth aren't fused together with tartar.

i'm just gonna assume, for my own well being, that peetz just forgot to zip back up after using the bathroom. but what kind of weirdo wears jeans around the house anyway? at first i was thinking maybe he didn't change after work/stepping out.. but he works from home and doesn't have a car. get you some cute leggings or yoga pants, peetz. if you don't already secretly own some.

did she say she was doing the time warp videos still? or is she still doing the eating montreal crap? anything? i'm so over these lives where she does nothing but exist and be gross.

 

[Zig Zag]

These livestreams are a blessing and a curse. A curse because it's hours of nonstop, extremely low-effort Chinny, but a blessing in that we can see her real-time descent into madness accelerating every day. Shocking how little she cares anymore, but damn if it isn't entertaining. Semper fi to all brave Kiwis who watch, screencap, and recap. And I can't wait for Peetz's troon arc to fully begin.

 

[Dutch Courage]

She claims those nosebleeds are due to "dry air" and her habit of picking her nose (as an aside, not only does she pick her nose, she has been caught more than once eating the booger, for real; ever the toddler)

This is something we should be suspicious of. I started watching her in spring of 2018. I admit, I have not watched every single minute she shits out on YouTube, but I have seen my fair share. Picking her nose is not new; she has been doing it since I first tuned in. Ottawa is not a particularly dry region; in fact, average humidity is 81% in the morning, and 59% in the afternoon, which makes it more humid than dry.

What is new are the nosebleeds. We have seen three of them since the end of December, and she claims she gets them all the time.

She lies about the root cause of everything; nothing is due to her weight, nothing is due to her ailments. Why wouldn't she lie about the nosebleeds?

I think the nosebleeds might be a symptom of something really wrong with her. I'm not a doc, but maybe one of our medfags could suggest what non-benign maladies could cause frequent nosebleeds? I assume high blood pressure would be one, but I would also guess there are more.

At any rate, picking her nose and Ottawa's weather ought not be causing them. Else, why didn't we hear of nosebleeds years ago? She has not changed her habits or city.

 

[Angel Dust]

she does nothing but exist and be gross.

But that is Chantal's entire being

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Peetz with his fly down, what was he doing before he graced us with his presence?!

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Fapping to rape fanfics written by himself, James Lucas. of course

Wtf is up with her knuckles and tops of her hands?

Lord Beetus is making himself more and more at home. Don't worry though, Chantal is learning to let herself eat whatever she likes. Bless.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

When did her now-compulsive habit of curling back her upper lip begin? It is impossible to watch her for more than three minutes now without the rodent teeth making an appearance. Between that and her nose twitching, she is now absolutely something out of the movie "Ben."

Also, I just remembered something about Chantal that makes me extremely angry. Big Fat English Honours Missy keeps using the word "put" without following up with a preposition. Just go through some of her old videos and you'll hear what I mean: "I put olive oil." "I put salt and garlic powder." "I put some soy sauce." Every single time she does this, my hair grows a few more grey strands, my teeth loosen, wrinkles sprout where they have never existed before, and my toenails turn yellow. In these contexts, it belongs to a separable prepositional phrase, you mad cow, and you put ON or put IN or put UNDER or put BESIDE or almost anything except letting that "put" just hang there, unfinished and sullied, like your living room.

May she choke to death on some cat treats she decides to take a snacky gamble on.

I first noticed it when she and peetz would do their bizarre and gross flirting via talking about the cats. Like when sham tried to escape, and peetz used some strange voice "he's a goood boieee" and chantal answered "heee tried to 'scape" P "he's a good boiiiieee" C crinkles nose and rat faces it "heeeee'scaped!" this went on for a few minutes. Every time they've had this sort of conversation since, she does the crinkled nose rat face. I guess she decided it was cute and now does it all the time. I don't know if that's the origin, but that's when I first noticed it.

As for ms. honors english using put w/o a preposition... this is common in my hometown (common, but also acknowledged as a regional quirk and incorrect grammar). For instance, everyone there says "I need to go put gas" But here's the thing, the regional dialect there evolved because native english speakers were in the extreme minority, and spanglish is the main language there. TL;DR chantal speaks like a non-native english speaker, and it has nothing to do with living in such a community, for her it's just poor grammar and lazy speech. Much English major, so honors.

 

[Teazel]

Spoiler: peak male performance

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Not that Peetz was ever a looker, but jesus christ has living with Chantal ever been a horrible experience. He's starting to look like her early photos.

I think the nosebleeds might be a symptom of something really wrong with her. I'm not a doc, but maybe one of our medfags could suggest what non-benign maladies could cause frequent nosebleeds? I assume high blood pressure would be one, but I would also guess there are more.

High blood pressure for sure, also atherosclerosis (build up in arteries), but the easiest guess would be the Warfarin. Because it's a blood thinner and she's constantly on a mining mission up there, little cuts that would otherwise clot and stop bleeding aren't. Aspirin can do the same. There's also all kinds of other possibilities, but the Warfarin is an easy bet.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

As for ms. honors english using put w/o a preposition... this is common in my hometown (common, but also acknowledged as a regional quirk and incorrect grammar). For instance, everyone there says "I need to go put gas" But here's the thing, the regional dialect there evolved because native english speakers were in the extreme minority, and spanglish is the main language there. TL;DR chantal speaks like a non-native english speaker, and it has nothing to do with living in such a community, for her it's just poor grammar and lazy speech. Much English major, so honors.

It's also something I've heard native French speakers do. So it seems like a pretty solid hypothesis we've got going here.

Can't speak French, barely speaks English, but got fired from her bilingual job because of fatphobia. Right.

 

[marjoram]

I initally missed the nosebleed. Here are some caps. Yikes.
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Huh, so Chinny's blood IS red. I was expecting it to be more of a nice "gravy brown".
(and creamy)

 

[Who Now]

It wasn't Red Robin, it was Red Lobster.

Yes, thank you. I get them mixed up

Did she see Bibi in the chat before or after the thing with her grandmother? If after, she probably called him on the way to her grandmothers to tell him. She most likely calls him every time something happens. He may have just wanted to be nice and find out how her grandmother was doing, but of course she takes it that he has changed his mind about her and now wants to fuck her. She will probably tell him when the new fridge light gets installed.

She also mentioned in the stream how when her mother visits, she always wants to "help" her clean up but according to chins, she says no and laughs it off
More evidence she didn't clean her bedroom herself, IMO

 

[chantalisfat]

Rate me late, autistic, or simply retarded, but I think she doxxed herself.

For searching/text purposes, this is an image of Chantal showing her phone to the camera. The food delivery app she's using clearly reads, "638 Woodcliffe Private".
Confirmed address: 638 Woodcliffe Private, Orléans, ON K1C 7P9

We already had the address, but this is official confirmation from the sow herself.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Huh, so Chinny's blood IS red. I was expecting it to be more of a nice "gravy brown".
(and creamy)

Her blood type is unsalted.

 

[CPAP Indentations]

She always did the ratface. This was 3 years ago...

For searching/text purposes, this is an image of Chantal showing her phone to the camera. The food delivery app she's using clearly reads, "638 Woodcliffe Private".
Confirmed address: 638 Woodcliffe Private, Orléans, ON K1C 7P9

We already had the address, but this is official confirmation from the sow herself.

Looks like a pretty average/nice neighborhood. I can only imagine what the neighbors must think about the freakshow that is Chantal and Peetz.
Seeing fastfood deliverers arrive 3+ times a day, seeing the benemoth waddle to her binge mobile in the middle of the night to get food, hearing her screech to her cats in that loud, annoying voice.... I hope that one of the neighbors registers here one day and spills the tea.

 

[Bitchboy95]

I can only imagine what the neighbors must think about the freakshow that is Chantal and Peetz.

Most people don't pay attention to other people that much. The most you'd probably get from them would be "that fat chick, with the gay boyfriend. "

 

[Randy Lahey]

Huh, so Chinny's blood IS red. I was expecting it to be more of a nice "gravy brown".
(and creamy)

Her blood is basically just nesquik strawberry syrup