Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

I know this is his idea of parody, but part of me is genuinely weirded out by this. He's so violent and aggressive. Even if he is joking, I would be scared to be in the same room as him.
From what I've seen (not that I can stand to watch most of his shit), both he and Orlin tend to go back and forth on treating one another poorly. But it is all for the views and drama, so I don't feel to concerned when they're throwing shoes at one another or whatever.
 
From what I've seen (not that I can stand to watch most of his shit), both he and Orlin tend to go back and forth on treating one another poorly. But it is all for the views and drama, so I don't feel to concerned when they're throwing shoes at one another or whatever.
I don't know if I've said it before, but it's a sentiment I still hold. You can fake getting into slapfights and yelling about nothing for the cameras. But you can't fake being over 300 pounds and having an anus like an explosive exit wound.

I don't doubt for a second there's actual abuse behind the scenes and they just play this up for laughs in front of the camera. Real or no, you still need to be exceedingly depraved to do half of the things Nick does even just for attention.
 
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I don't know if I've said it before, but it's a sentiment I still hold. You can fake getting into slapfights and yelling about nothing for the cameras. But you can't fake being over 300 pounds and having anus like an explosive exit wound.

I don't doubt for a second there's actual abuse behind the scenes and they just play this up for laughs in front of the camera. Real or no, you still need to be exceedingly depraved to do half of the things Nick does even just for attention.
I haven't looked at any of his NSFW material because I value my eyesight and sanity, so can't comment on his anus tbh.

I think there is probably a *lot* of emotional, psychological, and verbal abuse, and a lot of suicide baiting and threats on Nick's side of things, and I'm sure it's more or less the same with Orlin. But I guess when it comes down to physical stuff, I tend to just think Nick is too much of a bitchy queen to really get super physical. Orlin on the other hand, who knows.

Idk, tl;dr I think the abuse that's happening is probably more on the headfuckery side.
 
Your better off getting nothing at all for your birthday if somebody pays Nik to say happy birthday to you. Nothing is SO much better than getting that poor poor poor excuse for a present.
The only reason anyone with sensible would even remotely pay Nick to do a cameo for someones Birthday, is if the person getting it is one of the worst people ever. Like real bad people.

Cause no one deserves to have a fat fucking flaming faggot of a slob, lazily bounce and jiggle around screaming "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YAAAY PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!"

I know this is his idea of parody, but part of me is genuinely weirded out by this. He's so violent and aggressive. Even if he is joking, I would be scared to be in the same room as him.
Its all a stage to get views and all that shit. I bet you off cameras they can't help but tongue each others AIDs ridden assholes or some nasty shit.
 
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From what I've seen (not that I can stand to watch most of his shit), both he and Orlin tend to go back and forth on treating one another poorly. But it is all for the views and drama, so I don't feel to concerned when they're throwing shoes at one another or whatever.
I agree that it's for views and attention, but I think it's still scary. Faking or not, a gigantic man screaming and crying and being physically violent is scary to me. I think some of it's funny, don't get me wrong, but I just can't make myself laugh when he's being physical.

Also Orlin is a really bad actor (no shade) so when he has a genuine reaction it makes me sad.
 
Unless you say the F word or show a boob for 2 frames.
Or say there's only 2 genders.

Youtube is happy to monetize anything, from Logan paul filming a dead body, to children abuse
ImJaystation was a prime example of them monetizing whatever garbage they could, and would have continued to dumping money on that piece of garbage if it wasn't for trolls like me. 😒
 
ImJaystation was a prime example of them monetizing whatever garbage they could, and would have continued to dumping money on that piece of garbage if it wasn't for trolls like me. 😒
I know how dare we interrupt him profitting off the "death" of his girlfriend and override the whole system by being a parasite
Obviously we are the problem to the platform.
 
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I know how dare we interrupt him profitting off the "death" of his girlfriend and override the whole system by being a parasite
Obviously we are the problem to the platform.
Luls, that's not even the worst he did. Derailing our love of Nik Dik for a minute, he made one of his super duper scary 3am videos where he visit a haunted Chuck E Cheeses where a horrific mass murder happened, like, days before. Except it happened in 1993 and not in Canada. Ads were splattered all over that video which means he profited off a mass murder, he just changed the story to trick the little kiddies because not only do they not know what ad blocker is, they don't search for things very well either.

That MIGHT be top of the list of scummy things he did in my opinion. Ridiculous and scummy as our girl Nik is, I don't think he ever tried to make money off of murders.
 
Luls, that's not even the worst he did. Derailing our love of Nik Dik for a minute, he made one of his super duper scary 3am videos where he visit a haunted Chuck E Cheeses where a horrific mass murder happened, like, days before. Except it happened in 1993 and not in Canada. Ads were splattered all over that video which means he profited off a mass murder, he just changed the story to trick the little kiddies because not only do they not know what ad blocker is, they don't search for things very well either.

That MIGHT be top of the list of scummy things he did in my opinion. Ridiculous and scummy as our girl Nik is, I don't think he ever tried to make money off of murders.
The day Nik moves on from freak-outs, break ups, and marriages, I will be very surprised if he fakes Orlin commiting a flip in Minecraft only to bring him back under some stupid furry mask. But Nik isn't that smart to try that yet. Or is he? :thinking:
 
I agree that it's for views and attention, but I think it's still scary. Faking or not, a gigantic man screaming and crying and being physically violent is scary to me. I think some of it's funny, don't get me wrong, but I just can't make myself laugh when he's being physical.

Also Orlin is a really bad actor (no shade) so when he has a genuine reaction it makes me sad.
well. no shit.
 
new video, pinnacle retardation

so I’m not gonna waste anyone’s time so I’ll put some memorable quotes

“Jasper thinks he’s so sneaky and smart but I’m Smarter!”
“This doesn’t make me look any skinnier!”
“8 times 8 is sixty-Tees!”
“‘You know you should stop eating fast food’ Excuse me, excuse you, I hate cooking with a PASSION!”
“The Walmart version vs the Seasoned version.”
“I have 27 eggs, and here are all the little shells.”
“I am calling corporate, it’s gonna turn brown!”

There.
Nikcado makes the same video everyday, I wonder how long till he finally decides this isn't worth it
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Fake as we know, But my brother did that to me once, he was a bully and a real piece of shit who thought being older and bigger was all he needed. I beat the livin' piss out of him and he never put a finger on me again. He's dead now. Died a poor, lonely little bastard. But even now if anyone did this to me I would fuckin' murder them. It's absolutely disgusting they get off to, and get money off fake domestic abuse like this.

https://youtu.be/JE3m8PZZ35c?t=750

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