Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Yankee Shogun]

Bob is probably one of my favourite Lolcows, mostly because you can't blame his behaviour on any mental illness or life situation, he's just a cunt and constantly accidentally makes himself look weird or stupid.

 

[Tronathon242]

Bob is probably one of my favourite Lolcows, mostly because you can't blame his behaviour on any mental illness or life situation, he's just a cunt and constantly accidentally makes himself look weird or stupid.

Perfect summation. Although, would it be beneath Bob to potentially pull out the "I am on the spectrum" or "I may be on the spectrum" card to deflect criticism in the future? One of these days, a Lefty Blue Checkmark or a spank bank babe of his will come along and smack him back down as hard or even harder than Lindsay did and he may not be able to shrug it off.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Perfect summation. Although, would it be beneath Bob to potentially pull out the "I am on the spectrum" or "I may be on the spectrum" card to deflect criticism in the future? One of these days, a Lefty Blue Checkmark or a spank bank babe of his will come along and smack him back down as hard or even harder than Lindsay did and he may not be able to shrug it off.

Bob's ego will never allow him to play the autism card. He can't even admit when he's wrong, he'll never admit to having some type of disability.

 

[Mr Snek]

Perfect summation. Although, would it be beneath Bob to potentially pull out the "I am on the spectrum" or "I may be on the spectrum" card to deflect criticism in the future? One of these days, a Lefty Blue Checkmark or a spank bank babe of his will come along and smack him back down as hard or even harder than Lindsay did and he may not be able to shrug it off.

Possibly, but he'd have to be in deep shit to resort to that.

Bob's ego will never allow him to play the autism card. He can't even admit when he's wrong, he'll never admit to having some time of disability.

Was about to post that, but I personally think he's still cowardly enough to resort to anything to try and maintain his place on "the right side of history" as he calls it. Maybe if he was about to get cancelled or was at risk of having his channel deleted he'd play the autism card.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

For a change Bobby reviews something that isn't Chink, Jap, or Hollywood. It is still something cheesy as fuck, something sub-B.

I watched that movie last year and it's amazing in terms of production and plot. Hilarious to no end and i really liked it. I feel dirty seeing that Bob has reviewed it.

Also, how deluded must Bob be to think that advertisements are not propaganda? I mean, i have an advantage because "propaganda" means "advertisement" in Spanish, but maybe Bob should see some of the "Single Child Policy" propaganda from communist China. A political campaign in order to change a deep seated behaviour among the chinese populace (having a lot of children) in favour of something that suited the political ideology and the economy much more (fewer children). Too bad the chinks fucked it up anyways.

And what is that shit about "reinforcing ideals the audience was already suscribed to"? If Bob really this stupid to think that people need to adhere to things they already willingly accept?

 

[Yankee Shogun]

I'm surprised autism isn't used more, considering its essentially a "Get out of criticism free card".

 

[BScCollateral]

Which is incredibly exceptional, because South Korea has a very trigger-happy nuclear power on its border and may as well have the means to defend itself. When your ally which gladly licks American boots because the alternative is having the ”Paekdu Bloodline”'s knee on its neck asks you for weapons, you may as well help it out.

There's very little compelling reason to give someone else, ally or not, nuclear weapons and missiles. Why spread them around when we have ours?

Add to that the not-unreasonable concern that a South Korean missile program might be vulnerable to North Koreans, in the same way Britain shared the development of Chobham armor with the US with the understanding the Germans would not be in on the secret.

 

[Coccxys]

If Bob really this stupid to think that people need to adhere to things they already willingly accept?

Didn't you know Goebbels' target audience was only SS members. That's why the Nazis never caught on or got any real power, oh wait...

Of course an audience has to be susceptible to the propaganda (for it to work), thays what susceptibility means. The point of propaganda is to change society's standards and apply societal pressure to those who won't fall in line.

Bob would make an awful politician "ok so the plan is we only campaign for those who are already fully in agreement with me". Way to lose your deposit.

 

[BScCollateral]

I believe "propaganda" used to be a neutral term, meaning public relations or even public information. Abuse naturally shifted the perception of the word to "official information that cannot be trusted."

In my opinion, this is nonsense because it suggests there is official information which can be trusted.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob would make an awful politician "ok so the plan is we only campaign for those who are already fully in agreement with me". Way to lose your deposit.

I wouldn't be surprised since Bob believes that those who do not fall in line with him lack the intelligence to understand his ideas so they would be inmune to propaganda because they are too stupid to understand his lofty and elevated ideals. And therefore, they have to be physically removed.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"White nationalist death cult"

That's a interesting term for "boring boomer".

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wouldn't be surprised since Bob believes that those who do not fall in line with him lack the intelligence to understand his ideas so they would be inmune to propaganda because they are too stupid to understand his lofty and elevated ideals. And therefore, they have to be physically removed.

Bob continues to show that his intelligence is sub-optimal.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

"White nationalist death cult"

That's a interesting term for "boring boomer".

I'm torn between Blob simply having zero self-awareness as usual, or being particularly mad that it would be him with the death cult, if only anyone would heed his prophetic visions.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Why is this creature going along with the anti-capitalist idiots if he's the very definition of blind consumerist?
And why is he babbling about alt-right propaganda when he himself gobbles propaganda like the average-sized meals he shoves down the septic tank he calls his stomach?
I know the answers, but it still baffles me. He's twice the pigheaded idiot he looks like.

I'd also love to know what he has to say about South America and its never-ending ride towards the bottom of the barrel, if only to see how wrong he will inevitably be.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Why is this creature going along with the anti-capitalist idiots if he's the very definition of blind consumerist?
And why is he babbling about alt-right propaganda when he himself gobbles propaganda like the average-sized meals he shoves down the septic tank he calls his stomach?
I know the answers, but it still baffles me. He's twice the pigheaded idiot he looks like.

I'd also love to know what he has to say about South America and its never-ending ride towards the bottom of the barrel, if only to see how wrong he will inevitably be.

If I had to guess, something about CIA meddling in mostly peaceful regimes. Not that I'm any big fan of the CIA, but conveniently ignoring the fact that every time a power from the other hemisphere has been allowed to set up shop on this hemisphere, battleships and nukes were not far behind. Trying to parse it into a sane opinion without any calls for death and brutality would break his brain.

 

[A Money Creature]

"White nationalist death cult"

That's a interesting term for "boring boomer".

Bob wants to make his boring life seem like a movie

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Time stamp that shit, I'm not listening to it to hear them talk about Bob

 

[Benisbro]

In case anyone missed this from a few days ago.
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Fuck Bob, pass fifth grade grammar before you try to pass as a film journalist. “Either” serves no apparent purpose in that frankensentence, and your puns are insufferable. I think Bob’s protohominid-tier grasp on the english language is the most irritating part of his online presence because it makes it so hard to understand what he’s even trying to sperg out about.

Dunno if Bob should be talking about throwing people into volcanoes... I mean, thinking about what type of people were normally sacrificed to volcanoes...

I think he meant something like “Theaters, like volcanoes, are open despite being dangerous to enter.” That doesn’t necessarily mean he wants obsolete red state ghouls to be sacrificed into active volcanoes, but it also doesn’t not mean that.

 

[Christ4President2024]

Fuck Bob, pass fifth grade grammar before you try to pass as a film journalist. “Either” serves no apparent purpose in that frankensentence, and your puns are insufferable. I think Bob’s protohominid-tier grasp on the english language makes me the maddest because it makes it so hard to understand what he’s even trying to sperg out about.

You sound like a smug faggot, you and moviebob would probably get along irl