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c-no said:
Oh great, now I have to change its soiled diapers? Thanks alot nature/God/whatever is responsible for the body.
ugh, this baby is bugged because it always crying at 3:00 A.M.
Great, I can't just give it a piece of my greasy gout fast-food, it needs to eat mushy baby food and formula. Thanks Kojima.
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Later in the game he will encounter the bugged child protective service boss.
 
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Pandaa just gonna render down dirty crapped nappies as raw materials for her soap business.....which i assume is still a thing
 
ZehnBoat said:
what the fuck, i have to feed it? no one told me that.
ugh, it's not talking to me when i talk to it. it's bugged
look i have to exploit it's AI to teach it to walk
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c-no said:
Oh great, now I have to change its soiled diapers? Thanks alot nature/God/whatever is responsible for the body.
ugh, this baby is bugged because it always crying at 3:00 A.M.
Great, I can't just give it a piece of my greasy gout fast-food, it needs to eat mushy baby food and formula. Thanks Kojima.
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Ugh, he doesn't even call me on Father's Day, this is bugged.
Whuuuuuut?? When did he get married and have a kid. Wooooooow *salty laughter*
Didn't even come to my funeral. This is bullshit, nobody play tested this.

This is how it ends. #dspDiesIt
 
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Hiruko said:
Are their pets even still alive and healthy?
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His hamsters are SUPER overweight and attacking each other.
Not much else is known about them because people aren't super interested in them anymore, which means Phil doesn't care either.
He still tries to push them as a selling point every now and then with an Instagram video.

Also, on the subject of Phil having a kid...you just know he'd use it as a pity party for when views are low.
"Well guys, I would love to play more [mainstream game he's getting shit views on] but...it seems to be a niche game and the views aren't too good, okaaaaaay? And as you know, I have a son now so...I need to make the money. This is my business and I need this business to take care of my family, okaaay? So...if you want my kid to eat...you need to watch my videos."
 
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Super Collie said:
Ugh, he doesn't even call me on Father's Day, this is bugged.
Whuuuuuut?? When did he get married and have a kid. Wooooooow *salty laughter*
Didn't even come to my funeral. This is bullshit, nobody play tested this.

This is how it ends. #dspDiesIt
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Were giving Phil and panda way to much credit.
Optimistic outcome - Phil records a bunch of terrible lets plays with a baby crying in the background.....and one day it just stops.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
i tried to put on the condom, but nothing happened.
what the fuck, my child put the square peg through the square hole.. how was i supposed to know to do that? i thought you put the circle peg through the square hole.
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Just a matter of time till it kicks his ass at street fighter at which point he will blame poor net code despite it being local play.
 
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Imagine if he had a kid with disabilities.

"Ok WOW dude thats RETARDED. My kid is totally glitched or something! He just sits around making stupid noises and shit. Ugh what he's 5 and he can't talk yet? Fucking lag!"
 
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New TIHYDP. Crash Bandicoot.


I remember playing this when I was younger. And it was not nearly as hard as Phil is making it seem.

Edit: For those who want a TL; DW.
- Lots of wowing.
- Lots of "I'm pressing buttons!"
- Lots of cursing and yelling and bitching.
- Lots of overshooting or undershooting his jumps, leading to complaints about game design later in video.
- Basically Phil can't play a game that was marketed towards both children and adults.
- Same shit, different game.
 
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Lurker said:
New TIHYDP. Crash Bandicoot.


I remember playing this when I was younger. And it was not nearly as hard as Phil is making it seem.

Edit: For those who want a TL; DW.
- Lots of wowing.
- Lots of "I'm pressing buttons!"
- Lots of cursing and yelling and bitching.
- Lots of overshooting or undershooting his jumps, leading to complaints about game design later in video.
- Basically Phil can't play a game that was marketed towards both children and adults.
- Same shit, different game.
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Watching it and Phil seems like he's screaming internally "I fucking hate video games. I don't want to play them anymore. Someone please kill me now."
 
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You can tell he's not enjoying any of this. Sad how something that was made to relax and entertain people got turned into stressful labor. There's no "fun" or "passion" like he claims, all I see is a dry daily routine he puts himself into because he decided to fuck real job and have vidya time afterwards, like normal people do. He really turned his hobby into nightmare. Pretty sad shit when you think about it.

Also, good opinion:

 
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