Insurrection 2021

[Badungus Kabungus]

I think you're overselling how entertaining your salt over his inauguration will be - I mean, of the century? But you could prove me wrong.

I have to give it to you: That might take the cake as the single most stupid thing anyone has ever said on KF, lolcows included.

2 weeks ago, clinging to stupid foolish ideas of Trump somehow sweeping away Biden in one last bid for power was deranged and retarded, posting that nonsense less than 24 hours before Biden will stroll into the White House and smell all the curtains is just beyond words.

If the Biden corpse manages to shuffle his way into the White House despite all odds, the lulz will be even more epic than predicted. You Americans think everyone is so attached to your politicians when instead we bet on them like on horses and shed no tears when one gets sent to the glue factory.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

You'd think of almost two years of his schtick judging by when the original 2020 election thread was kicked off, y'all would realize he's intentionally repeating the same 2 or 3 things because it gets a fresh bout of ire every single time from people who refuse to put him on ignore or just scroll past his posts - or who get real mad about some stickers.
Maybe three years is the gestation period.

Oh I know, it's just amazing how rage filled he gets when you point out he brings absolutely nothing to any conversation he's in. "Jokes on them I was only pretending" isn't exactly a defense for that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You have a screeching fit every time someone mentions that Biden is useless and basically ran on being Diet Trump.

Nah, I don't give a shit about Biden. Insult him all you want. I defend him on things that I think he should be defended on, but he's still a creepy old man who was my second last choice of who to vote for.

Yes, everyone else is very mad at your posts Hulk, that's why you're the one screaming like a butthurt faggot over being called a repeatative bore.

You're boring and I could program a bot to make better posts than you do. Do something new if you even can.

And yet you keep clicking on these threads and getting seething mad about my posts, enough so that you have to reply to me instead of just ignoring me. Why don't you go join some PM chains so you can complain about how mean I am?

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I have to give it to you: That might take the cake as the single most stupid thing anyone has ever said on KF, lolcows included.

2 weeks ago, clinging to stupid foolish ideas of Trump somehow sweeping away Biden in one last bid for power was deranged and retarded, posting that nonsense less than 24 hours before Biden will stroll into the White House and smell all the curtains is just beyond words.

I can tell he does not live in the United States, as he doesn't have a clue what's going on.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You'd think of almost two years of his schtick judging by when the original 2020 election thread was kicked off, y'all would realize he's intentionally repeating the same 2 or 3 things because it gets a fresh bout of ire every single time from people who refuse to put him on ignore or just scroll past his posts - or who get real mad about some stickers.
Maybe three years is the gestation period.

Well, that would necessitate them having basic pattern recognition and they don't.
They also get mad at the same statements over and over again regarding Biden's election being legit and that he won without election fraud (which he did, tbh.).
No matter how many times you troll them with the truth, they get assblasted like the first time, it's funny.

If the Biden corpse manages to shuffle his way into the White House despite all odds, the lulz will be even more epic than predicted. You Americans think everyone is so attached to your politicians when instead we bet on them like on horses and shed no tears when one gets sent to the glue factory.

This stupid nigger thinks I am a clapistani.
But nice preemptive cope there. What happened to "There is a million ways to prevent it even now"? He'll be President and you'll crypost about how that was to be expected and come up with some autistic reason to still claim moral victory. Let me guess: "He'll not be truly in power."
Yeah right. Getting "culturally, Chris is still a virgin" vibes here.

 

[Oats12345]

Well, that would necessitate them having basic pattern recognition and they don't.
They also get mad at the same statements over and over again regarding Biden's election being legit and that he won without election fraud (which he did, tbh.).
No matter how many times you troll them with the truth, they get assblasted like the first time, it's funny.

So my friend. What will you do now that Trump is gone? I know you didn't like him.

 

[Terrifik]

Rip ford

........
Mike Pensis going to kindly master Pray for forgiveness on Altar of Woke.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So my friend. What will you do now that Trump is gone? I know you didn't like him.

Are you a fool? I absolutely loved his antics.

But to answer your question: After laughing at trannies and SJWs clinging to MUH RUSSIAN COLLUSION, I'll now laugh at the copium chloride deposit being shoveled into this board every minute.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

niggers

A leftist saying Nigger?

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

Nah, I don't give a shit about Biden. Insult him all you want. I defend him on things that I think he should be defended on, but he's still a creepy old man who was my second last choice of who to vote for.

Was the absolute last choice Mike Bloomberg? Because that's how I definitely felt about the Dem primaries.

Are you a fool? I absolutely loved his antics.

I'm going to say that I like that Trump was a loud asshole who made a mess of things. It was honestly better to have a blatant asshole who acts like a bull in the China Shop than it is to have more Neoliberal horseshit where they make a big show about how wise and sensitive they are before blowing off the legs of kids in the Middle East and fucking our healthcare while laughing about how gullible we all are.

Either way, nobody like President Trump is ever going to happen again, and neither is President Sanders.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Trump farwell cucking

Pardon Assange or go fuck yourself forever.

"strongest border ever"
The southern border is still wide-open. What a joke this nation is. People are not allowed to defend themselves, defend their communities, or defend their nation. What kind of government does that to their own people?

The latter bit about 'faith in our nation' is pretty good. American politics seems to be about making the nation as weak and sickly as possible in order to subjugate and loot it.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/elections/2021/01/19/whitmer-biden-harris-inauguration/4209714001/

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Whitmer headed to Washington, DC for Biden-Harris inauguration​

The admin in Michigan is 100% cohesive with the Biden admin. Michigan is extra-fucked.

Get ready for clown world accelerationism lads. Take a look at the next assistant secretary for health
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She is Jewish, grew up attending Hebrew school, and had a bar mitzvah. She has recalled that while she was growing up, her rabbi did not talk about LGBTQ issues.[7] She earned her high school diploma from Belmont Hill School in Belmont, Massachusetts.

Over/under on biden becoming aroused after sniffing "her" hair?

The Biden administration thread is going to be very fruitful these coming years. The amount of lunatics they have packed in there is astonishing.


Bill Moyers has apparently become completely unhinged by TDS:

https://billmoyers.com/story/insurrection-timeline-first-the-coup-and-then-the-cover-up-updated/

Insurrection Timeline — First the Coup and Then the Cover-Up​

The House has impeached President Trump for inciting an insurrection. What's next?

its fucking 28 degrees outside where i live tho

That's not even cold. That's close to shorts weather.

That and I really hope they continue with space force.

Sorry, but the name has been changed: its now the Interplanetary White Supremacists Elimination Squad.

 

[Oats12345]

Are you a fool? I absolutely loved his antics.

But to answer your question: After laughing at trannies and SJWs clinging to MUH RUSSIAN COLLUSION, I'll now laugh at the copium chloride deposit being shoveled into this board every minute.

Oh. So you did like him. I didn't know from your posts above gave me a different perspective my bad.

 

[Terrifik]

One man vs Migrant Carven being Legalized Citizen & Wet foot dry be law or if you make it pass the border being usa law.

 

[FMW13]

Nah, I don't give a shit about Biden. Insult him all you want. I defend him on things that I think he should be defended on, but he's still a creepy old man who was my second last choice of who to vote for.

That's the one point I agree with you on. Anyone sperging about Biden right now forgets the same shit happened to Trump when he started. Except even I'm amazed how much he fucked up as president and honestly Biden cant be any worse. Kamal is the one I'm worried about as she unlike Trump will go after people more stealthily thank Trump and will follow through with her promises.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

If the Biden corpse manages to shuffle his way into the White House despite all odds, the lulz will be even more epic than predicted. You Americans think everyone is so attached to your politicians when instead we bet on them like on horses and shed no tears when one gets sent to the glue factory.

I'm not the one suggesting that the country will fall into a military Junta or that the president-elect is somehow going to be completely unfit to take office contrary to all evidence; you're a lot more attached to him than I am.

Oh I know, it's just amazing how rage filled he gets when you point out he brings absolutely nothing to any conversation he's in. "Jokes on them I was only pretending" isn't exactly a defense for that.

If he was typing more than one or two line responses to everything, yeah, I'd think he was raging, but I'm pretty sure those responses just goad people even more - and they can't resist it. He was talking about fishing in some other thread in a real cordial way right after calling Trump a conman and his followers lovers of wrinkly old mushroom surprise. I don't think he actually gives much of a shit

They also get mad at the same statements over and over again regarding Biden's election being legit and that he won without election fraud (which he did, tbh.).

BREAKING: NEW VIDEO EVIDENCE FROM PROJECT VERITAS SHOWS UNDENIABLE PROOF BIDEN FRAUDED THE ELECTION IN BATTLEGROUND STATES

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

And yet you keep clicking on these threads and getting seething mad about my posts, enough so that you have to reply to me instead of just ignoring me. Why don't you go join some PM chains so you can complain about how mean I am?

Claiming that everyone making fun of you is just "seething mad" is pretty lolcow thinking bro.

Maybe if you say "look how mad you are" some more it'll soothe your blasted bootyhole because being KF's resident Twitter Trump Response Bot doesn't seem to be doing it for you.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

If I'm going to lose my blackness due to bidens "you ain't black" executive order I hope its aoc is the one to suck the blackness out of it. Should I bunker down to Canada before right wingers get order 66?

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

One man vs Migrant Carven being Legalized Citizen & Wet foot dry be law or if you make it pass the border being usa law.

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Alejandro Mayorkas
Basically we're getting a continuation of the Obama administration on steroids. All the shittiest people on the planet convening to fuck things up once again. We are going to be at war constantly - at home and abroad. RIP Syria, Iran, and white people.

Spoiler: peekaboo

If I'm going to lose my blackness due to bidens "you ain't black" executive order I hope its aoc is the one to suck the blackness out of it. Should I bunker down to Canada before right wingers get order 66?

By posting here you are exhibiting incurable whiteness. Sorry to tell you, but your blackness is already invalidated.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Pardon Assange or go fuck yourself forever.

That would be amazing (but the US would have him killed either way).

Oh. So you did like him. I didn't know from your posts above gave me a different perspective my bad.

It's an easy mistake to be made, especially in today's heated climate when it comes to politics. Assumptions about the political position of the other side happen quickly. I mean, I think he's a terrible President and he talked like a fool, but he was utterly entertaining while doing so.

I'm going to say that I like that Trump was a loud asshole who made a mess of things. It was honestly better to have a blatant asshole who acts like a bull in the China Shop than it is to have more Neoliberal horseshit where they make a big show about how wise and sensitive they are before blowing off the legs of kids in the Middle East and fucking our healthcare while laughing about how gullible we all are.

Exactly. Dude made fun of Kim Jong Un, like he was this close to calling him a limp-microdicked wannabe Emperor over Twitter. Stuff like that was priceless. And he caused a lot of second hand assblastings, the media could just not get enough of making ridiculous claims about Trump.

Either way, nobody like President Trump is ever going to happen again, and neither is President Sanders.

Neither Trump nor Sanders will be president, but maybe people like them. Though it will take some time before that can happen. For the time being, corporations will keep a stranglehold on the position.

 

[Oats12345]

That would be amazing (but the US would have him killed either way).

It's an easy mistake to be made, especially in today's heated climate when it comes to politics. Assumptions about the political position of the other side happen quickly. I mean, I think he's a terrible President and he talked like a fool, but he was utterly entertaining while doing so.

Exactly. Dude made fun of Kim Jong Un, like he was this close to calling him a limp-microdicked wannabe Emperor over Twitter. Stuff like that was priceless. And he caused a lot of second hand assblastings, the media could just not get enough of making ridiculous claims about Trump.

Neither Trump nor Sanders will be president, but maybe people like them. Though it will take some time before that can happen. For the time being, corporations will keep a stranglehold on the position.

Yes. In this political climate it can be hard to make assumptions.