Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

This is a “who flushed my turd”* moment where he reveals that he is really deep into a drug addiction but thinks you’re a crazy weirdo when you bring up drugs.

* - For those that don’t remember, Lowtax was screaming about someone, who was Logan, flushing a gigantic log of his that he apparently just left in the toilet. Since constipation is a common symptom of a deep opiate addiction, all this story revealed was what a loser junkie Richard is. Anyone who thought it was because of drugs was a crazy weirdo. Of course, not too long after this, Lowtax’s toes got too sweaty and the rest is history.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
People whose bodies are failing in numerous actual ways simultaneously and are burned out by drugs shouldn’t joke about their bodies also failing in a fictitious way generally posted about by people who are burned out by drugs.
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It's better to burn out than to fade away so I can somewhat respect that. I'm blanking on anything else I can respect about him though.
 
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Lyrica and liquor stream sequel coming soon.
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Lowtax is boring and unfunny. I miss seeing our favorite BPD marketing specialist beg for attention from a bunch of people who hate her. Has Logan been active at all in SA the last few months or did someone take away her internet access?
 
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Tonberry said:
Lowtax is boring and unfunny. I miss seeing our favorite BPD marketing specialist beg for attention from a bunch of people who hate her. Has Logan been active at all in SA the last few months or did someone take away her internet access?
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After the guns being stolen she vanished.

Prob in a landfill surrounded by cookie crumbs and jizz on her feet.
 
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Tonberry said:
Lowtax is boring and unfunny. I miss seeing our favorite BPD marketing specialist beg for attention from a bunch of people who hate her. Has Logan been active at all in SA the last few months or did someone take away her internet access?
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As she posted her sob story on SA, aka dumb simp central, almost assuredly she has found a simp/group of simps willing to champion yon faire maiden in hopes of getting a wiff of pussy (or maybe just for dem feets) and so her need for attention is currently sated.
 
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Mesosalpinx said:
Lyrica and liquor stream sequel coming soon.
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Countdown to Lowtax seizures arc(maybe he'll even seize out on stream!)

Tonberry said:
Jesus Christ, the whole thing's just painful. Reading Lowtax act like he'd have done a much better job managing Twitter from the beginning just makes me want to bang my head against a wall. I don't think I've ever seen a man sound so smug immediately after admitting how easy it is to circumvent his site's permaban, either.
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Never let the truth get in the way of virtue signalling, especially if you own the website where the concepts of extreme online censorship and punishing jokes were invented
 
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I was more-or-less expecting taxman to either pill himself to permanent sleep or slit his wrists in edgy emo fashion. None of this "blow my brains out with mah fancy FN" nonsense.
Dafuqisdis? said:
Morgellons is a "disease" that methheads and other severe drug addicts complain about.

Lowtax is really getting in deep.
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And here I was thinking he'd go with something classier and more sympathy-wringing, like fibromyalgia.
 
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moonman1488 said:
He seems awfully confident in his upcoming vindication that he can joke about having imaginary drug addict diseases and posting about losing his gun.
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They should probably actually raid his house to find his "stolen" gun.
Dafuqisdis? said:
Morgellons is a "disease" that methheads and other severe drug addicts complain about.
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It literally doesn't even exist. If this faggot is claiming to have it he's getting super desperate. It's pure schizo shit. Google it if you don't believe me.
 
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