Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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New episode today.
Dick got a cobra bag, doubt he’s gonna use it much. This may be a Cali thing, but apparently Home Depot stopped selling funnels a while ago. For an engineer, Dick is kind of shit at basic things.
Dick’s finally figured out that the Fediverse is a thing, and is very proud of that fact. Then he smugposts some more about Trump and Parlor.
Crimes up in Dick’s neighborhood, apparently.
Dick got a new laptop, and he’s too boomer to figure it out. He can’t even use a keyboard right. He then blames 80’s Girl for fucking with his clocks.
Some more smugposting over the $15 minimum wage, typical talking points on that.
The nephews got into the charcuterie plate.
Dick tries to explain how fat whores online try to dress up like animes and video games and how it just looks odd.
V I R U S T A L K
Some dude named ‘Josh Denny’ wanders into the studio. He’s apparently some comedian, he’s anti lockdown, and he may have had COVID. He and Dick circlejerk for a bit over comedians, though I’m with them on Count Dankula being more likable than Seth Rogan.
The dude just makes a bunch of improv one liners that aren’t funny, big surprise there. Just a lot of words to say nothing.
Some erotic stories that no one cares about, some letters no one cares about, and some investment talk no one cares about. Then they talk about how much of their incomes are dependent upon a very fragile system, and how they aren’t optimistic about things changing for the better.
Cripple Jesus pissed off his professor in his Feminist Theory class, because he decided to play the Cripple Card and shit all over the Oppression Olympics in class and being both based and redpilled.
Dick got a cobra bag, doubt he’s gonna use it much. This may be a Cali thing, but apparently Home Depot stopped selling funnels a while ago. For an engineer, Dick is kind of shit at basic things.
Dick’s finally figured out that the Fediverse is a thing, and is very proud of that fact. Then he smugposts some more about Trump and Parlor.
Crimes up in Dick’s neighborhood, apparently.
Dick got a new laptop, and he’s too boomer to figure it out. He can’t even use a keyboard right. He then blames 80’s Girl for fucking with his clocks.
Some more smugposting over the $15 minimum wage, typical talking points on that.
The nephews got into the charcuterie plate.
Dick tries to explain how fat whores online try to dress up like animes and video games and how it just looks odd.
V I R U S T A L K
Some dude named ‘Josh Denny’ wanders into the studio. He’s apparently some comedian, he’s anti lockdown, and he may have had COVID. He and Dick circlejerk for a bit over comedians, though I’m with them on Count Dankula being more likable than Seth Rogan.
The dude just makes a bunch of improv one liners that aren’t funny, big surprise there. Just a lot of words to say nothing.
Some erotic stories that no one cares about, some letters no one cares about, and some investment talk no one cares about. Then they talk about how much of their incomes are dependent upon a very fragile system, and how they aren’t optimistic about things changing for the better.
Cripple Jesus pissed off his professor in his Feminist Theory class, because he decided to play the Cripple Card and shit all over the Oppression Olympics in class and being both based and redpilled.
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Diddler dax getting a laugh in cause baked called him out on the cuties thing. Whereas he probably begged baked to come on like he did with boogie.
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While I dont know what vaush said and I cant currently watch the video for context, I can accurately day "shut the fuck up you fat degenerate, you're an unlikable stupid cunt" and feel like I've accurately responded.
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Been a long while since I have paid attention to Dick. There was some stuff during IBS but mostly he has been off my radar since The Biggest Problem in the Universe.
Is this guy still on his game or has his existence imploded?
Is this guy still on his game or has his existence imploded?
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One of his regulars is a tranny who openly beats off to loli and he takes to Twitter fervently arguing that this person is not a pedo. You tell me.
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Hahahahahahaaha at least he isn't a bald cuck, right?
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And another regular is trailer park trash that is dating a
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Sounds like Maddox and Dick fucked up.
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There needs to be a "dumb reaction by proxy" so I can call Vito dumb without negrating the messenger.
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You would be correct in that assumption because Vaush isn't very shy about defending CP right up until someone calls him on it. Speaking of:
dunno how long it's been since you last checked in on him but he defends Cuties like he directed it. He also gets super asshurt when anyone points out how it's CP and thus defending it makes you look like a pedo.
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He's getting there. That forehead is expanding its borders faster than Germany in 1939.
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I really do get the feeling that we are nearing end times for The Dick Show.
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No-one consistently defends these types of pedophilia arguments without being that way themselves. Vito is going to get outed at some stage, and I'll bet London to a brick it will be a sudden arrest due to a hard drive full of CP. The guy is too fixated on the subject of pedophilia and the defense regarding any aspect pertaining to pedophilia to be anything but one.
Look on the bright side though, the day that happens he'll finally get his own thread and some of that efame he's been so desperate to get.
P.S. Dax I know you read this thread so hopefully you take this message to heart. You have fucking terrible choice in friends and associates. Get help!
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Ugh. He's back on the "I'm a jew you anti-semite" thing whenever someone calls him on his shit. Besides, having already autistically picked through the geneology of the name Gesualdi I'm like 90% this guy is pretty much 100% Italian extraction, specifically descended from the region of Basilicata. There was a lot of marrying families from the same region and a couple of cousin nuptuals which might explain a bit.
He could be a convert but I doubt he has the work ethic needed for conversion and I don't know how eager synagogues are to take in an open degerate like Vito. So I am still doubtful.
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What a fucking faggot.
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