You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Michael Jacks0n]

The white college girls living on the other side of my living room wall, who love to get drunk and scream hysterically late at night when I am trying to get some fucking sleep.

I know how you feel, bro: the same thing happened to me. A bunch of 20-something "live, laugh, love" white girls with yoga pants moved in our building, and they constantly stand in the hallways of my apartment complex and shriek at the top of their lungs like every day is a constant 24/7 college dorm party.

 

[Sped Xing]

They wouldnt have to occupy us, it would be enough to do enough damage that we get rekt a generation or two, and the elites at the time rather than lose everything sign some bullshit treaty that fucks us over in the future like for example we cant develop X kind of industry or tech and have to import it instead, and say brit imports are tariff-free so good luck competing against that. Even if down the line we say "fuck it" we're still way behind the brits, the french and even the germans who would all have develop those industries and tech. Thats basically the situation the Latam countries were in early 20th century when they finally got around to industrialize their economies and no matter how much they tried they still to this day lag behind us and europe

Oh, America could have lost a war; I wasn't saying that wasn't so. I'm saying unconditional surrender and occupation was never in the cards.

 

[AnOminous]

This.
The people I hint that I hate so damn much would support this.
Hate is not strong enough of a word.

How the fuck does this even happen without people being strung up?

People trying to engage me in a political discussion at work. Nope, no, sorry. I have no opinion on the matter.

Me on the Internet: guillotine everyone REEEE the entire world is going to Hell.
Me in reality: Trump? Who's that? Not big on politics.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This.
The people I hint that I hate so damn much would support this.
Hate is not strong enough of a word.
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From the flag it looks like a Latin American country so I'll be optimistic and assume that this was down to bribery as opposed to real malice.

 

[Rozzy]

Accident, prank and mishap videos that are obviously staged, sometimes with a clickbait thumbnails. Duplicate videos uploaded by many users in varying quality so the original is difficult to find.

 

[The Last Stand]

You take a centrist approach or start asking questions and everybody just looks at you like you just murdered somebody.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

When I'm walking down the street, and there are vehicles with loud exhausts, mufflers, or backup. I don't understand why people intentionally fit their cars to be as loud as possible.

Loud pipes save lives

 

[Sped Xing]

I keep getting spammed with email from clubs from my old college.

At first I was thinking, well, A) how the fuck did you find me; this email isn't that old.

But b) How pathetic is your life that you're still trying to do college shit when you graduated 13 years ago.


However, I realized later that I'm right about the age for them to first think I would have a kid getting ready to send out college applications. They think they can sucker me again. Get raped.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I hate how it seems all cables and connectors are built like shit. After some normal use, they break down and don't connect anymore, or the connection keeps crapping out. And this is everything from USB cables to power connections.

Also I hate how things are built like shit on purpose so they break and you have to buy more. And it seems the quality of products keeps decreasing every year.

 

[The Last Stand]

Also I hate how things are built like shit on purpose so they break and you have to buy more. And it seems the quality of products keeps decreasing every year.

Planned obsolescence. A classic in manufacturing design: you cheap out with materials to make products so that people will buy more of them. I had several Bluetooth headphones break over time.

 

[M3xus]

For the love of all that is good and holy, please, please, please, flush the damn toilet when you're done. I don't want to deal with your stinky poo. I don't care how diseased the handle is, that's what washing your hands is for.

First person to "well, aktually..." to me gets a bucket of degreaser poured on them. I swear, all these "This is really the dirtiest part of the bathroom" articles has made people too scared to do anything but piss all over the place.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

For the love of all that is good and holy, please, please, please, flush the damn toilet when you're done. I don't want to deal with your stinky poo. I don't care how diseased the handle is, that's what washing your hands is for.

First person to "well, aktually..." to me gets a bucket of degreaser poured on them. I swear, all these "This is really the dirtiest part of the bathroom" articles has made people too scared to do anything but piss all over the place.

Also, there is a perfectly good toilet. Please don't use the floor instead of it.

 

[Rozzy]

Having to to do maintenance on a laptop that's dirty, covered in crumbs, spilled food and whatever.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Accident, prank and mishap videos that are obviously staged

I miss when vlog and prank videos were real.

 

[The Last Stand]

For the love of all that is good and holy, please, please, please, flush the damn toilet when you're done. I don't want to deal with your stinky poo. I don't care how diseased the handle is, that's what washing your hands is for.

First person to "well, aktually..." to me gets a bucket of degreaser poured on them. I swear, all these "This is really the dirtiest part of the bathroom" articles has made people too scared to do anything but piss all over the place.

Put air freshener in the bathroom as well. Or at least do a courtesy flush. No, actually, do both.

It wouldn't be so dirty if people use common sense. I hate sharing bathrooms with people.

 

[Sped Xing]

My bathroom at home doesn't stink, have piss on the floor, or shitstained toilet paper littered about. Granted I'm white, but this is a very low bar we're talking about.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Spam emails that keep sending you shit even if you chose to unsubscribe.

Fuck off, Geico.

 

[Not Really Here]

Fucking marketing auto dialing recorded cell calls using random local phone numbers.

MY CAR WARRENTY ISN'T ABOUT TO EXPIRE, FUCKING RETARD SEEKER.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Planned obsolescence.

It's an ass move to make something crap on purpose to get more money.

Spam emails

It may be worse with physical spam mail.

Clogs up the mailbox, burying real mail.

"Planned obsolescence" and spam mail show that a "culture" of consumerism is cancer.

 

[The Last Stand]

Fucking marketing auto dialing recorded cell calls using random local phone numbers.

MY CAR WARRENTY ISN'T ABOUT TO EXPIRE, FUCKING RETARD SEEKER.

I don't even OWN a car yet.

Speaking of which, during the election, I would get calls AND texts asking me if I support X presidential candidate. I would just hang up and report for spam.