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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Glad to see Quinton has kept his faggotry hibernating for the past couple of days so we get a mountain melt this big. Him being pompous over Biden winning is great comedy, because you know soon it's gonna be followed up with a self deprecating post about himself soon.
He truly never changes
 
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“I will do literally anything to justify making a video about VTubers”

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And Quinton wonders why his Youtube engagement numbers are low. You can’t make TDS content anymore, so now you have to go after A.I. VTubers?

Shooting yourself in the foot by going after what‘s “popular” isn’t always going to make you successful.
 
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And Quinton wonders why his Youtube engagement numbers are low. You can’t make TDS content anymore, so now you have to go after A.I. VTubers?

Shooting yourself in the foot by going after what‘s “popular” isn’t always going to make you successful.
Why does he need to have an excuse for making a video on VTubers? Just make the fucking video you want to make.
 
Why does he need to have an excuse for making a video on VTubers? Just make the fucking video you want to make.
It's because he's not a fan of Vtubers themselves, rather he just wants to cash in on the new trend in order to be popular.

Edit: I may of been a bit too cynical when judging his taste in vtubers as it is likely that he's a fan of them (or the top talent of hololive at the very least) however, I still stand by the sentiment that Q only wants to make a video for the views.
 
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It's because he's not a fan of Vtubers themselves, rather he just wants to cash in on the new trend in order to be popular.
I'm just curious what path he's gonna take with the video, but I'm guessing he's gonna go the Shaun route and say vtubers are an arm of the patriarchy or some dumb shit like that.
 
I'm just curious what path he's gonna take with the video, but I'm guessing he's gonna go the Shaun route and say vtubers are an arm of the patriarchy or some dumb shit like that.
“Here’s the thing... Vtubers are proof that gamers hate women. The people you’ll see shout about ‘Twitch thots’ and ‘Tiddy streamers’ are often the top donators of vtubers”
 
It's because he's not a fan of Vtubers themselves, rather he just wants to cash in on the new trend in order to be popular.
As usual, with Quinton involved is a little bit more complicated than what it seems.
Q has mentioned Korone a lot and his SpongeBob video even ends with a screenshot of his recommended filled with Gura videos. Funny enough he replying Gura came right after he was fighting nazi lolicons on Twitter.
Is he in the v-tuber rabbit hole? Likely, but I doubt he does know much about it beyond the memes and highlights.

While checking my archive I found the first mention of Korone by Q and the reason he has for knowing her. (A)
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He also mentioned both on his favorite youtubers of 2020 like a month ago. (A)
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He made a tweet like this for 2019 that mentioned a lot of breatubers and, as you can see, most do not repeat. Quinton might have gotten the memo earlier.
As for making a video, you need to remember that Q has based all his MO on his channel doing well. When he asks his audience if they want something he is actually asking if they are going to watch it so he can get money for his effort.
 
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Listening to QuintonReviews for talking about politics and Trump is kind of like listening to Seth Meyers express his TDS in a very “funny” way:

Not Quinton related, but fuck me, does Seth Meyers look absolutely nightmarish in that thumbnail. He has the eyes of a serial killer. How many has Seth Meyers killed, and how many are yet to be killed by his hand? Maybe Quinton could land a gig as a late night host, since he's about equally as funny and entertaining as any of them
 
Not Quinton related, but fuck me, does Seth Meyers look absolutely nightmarish in that thumbnail. He has the eyes of a serial killer. How many has Seth Meyers killed, and how many are yet to be killed by his hand? Maybe Quinton could land a gig as a late night host, since he's about equally as funny and entertaining as any of them
His show would be in the toilet with the ratings
Although considering he is a YouTuber he could be the next disastrous lily singh
 
Does Quinton even like video games that much? I see he listed PatMac as a favorite creator so I assume he just likes buying shit related to games more than he enjoys playing them.
He has mentioned Jak and Daxter before, it was even related to his plans on getting into speedrunning before he settled for Raid. Other than that I think he has not mentioned even in passing anything else but it would be fair to assume he has played at least something else considering he has a Play Station, granted, he uses it more like a DVD player but whatever.

In other news, le massive arc incoming? (A)
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He has mentioned Jak and Daxter before, it was even related to his plans on getting into speedrunning before he settled for Raid. Other than that I think he has not mentioned even in passing anything else but it would be fair to assume he has played at least something else considering he has a Play Station, granted, he uses it more like a DVD player but whatever.

In other news, le massive arc incoming? (A)
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Every day Quinton takes one step closer to being the Dobson replacement we need.
 
It's because he's not a fan of Vtubers themselves, rather he just wants to cash in on the new trend in order to be popular.

Edit: I may of been a bit too cynical when judging his taste in vtubers as it is likely that he's a fan of them (or the top talent of hololive at the very least) however, I still stand by the sentiment that Q only wants to make a video for the views.
Then he already has his excuse right there. I think a lot of people already know about Vtubers and would be interested in a video about them. More than the amount of people who'd watch a video about Heatcliff at least.

Him waiting for an excuse will just fuck him over as then he'll have to compete with every other YouTuber out there also making a video about them. If he did one now he'd have the advantage of being a head of the curve.
 
Not Quinton related, but fuck me, does Seth Meyers look absolutely nightmarish in that thumbnail. He has the eyes of a serial killer. How many has Seth Meyers killed, and how many are yet to be killed by his hand?

It’s a result of what happens when you don’t realize that Bill Hader was the more charismatic one:


Not to give too much credit to Bill, though. SNL has a tendency to recommend the wrong kind of comedians to people who want to see what “funny” is.
 
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