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Fuck Y'all said:
fucking where?
also I hope that Skylar Vox will get Best New Starlet award for her Khazar milkers
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She's over in the fan voting, under "Hottest MILF". Don't know about her other alleged nomination, though it could easily be the same category, just last year. Looking at the competition, I don't think her odds are terribly high.
 
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Must have accidentally applied for a porn shoot while looking up something on his phone
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Also how is any of that shit clever
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Arm_of_the_Lord said:
Must have accidentally applied for a porn shoot while looking up something on his phone
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the dumb fuck picked that name despite people telling him about the Texas guy. consequently he's also the anti-Texan when it comes to things like charisma or screen presence. thats why his mulatto ass is stuck doing POV scenes 99% of the time. its not even like an accidental thing either. InfoWars was still big and well known even a decade ago.
 
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Flaming Carrot said:
I'm not sure when porn titles went from names like Face Jam and In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon to titles like This Ain't Star Wars XXX. I feel like we've lost something as a culture.
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Exactly! Although it was often cheesy, it was a creative bonus in a sexy little package.
 
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Flaming Carrot said:
I'm not sure when porn titles went from names like Face Jam and In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon to titles like This Ain't Star Wars XXX. I feel like we've lost something as a culture.
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IIRC it's just a relic from the late 2000's when some major studio released a surprisingly well-made Brady Bunch porno parody called "This is Not the Brady Bunch" with the first part of the title in very small font, thus making the DVD cover look like it just said "The Brady Bunch", and this video was super controversial and got a lot of attention. From there the trend continued and kinda snowballed, and the trend still exists.
 
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Flaming Carrot said:
I'm not sure when porn titles went from names like Face Jam and In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon to titles like This Ain't Star Wars XXX. I feel like we've lost something as a culture.
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Heck, I could probably come up with better porn parody titles.

The Thicker Man
Final Sex Fantasy XXX
Schindler's Fist
From Russia With Lube
Bareback Mountin'
S*M*A*S*H
Gods & Genitals
Sun Tzu's The Art of Whores
Devil May Cum
Street Fucker II: The World Whore Lover
Sailor Moan
Thomas and The Magic Railed Hoe
Jeremiah's Johnson
The Schlongest Yard
Doggy Style Afternoon
Resident Emo Threesome: Nemmy's Fist
Puff the Magic Drag Queen
 
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Syaoran Li said:
Heck, I could probably come up with better porn parody titles.

The Thicker Man
Final Sex Fantasy XXX
Schindler's Fist
From Russia With Lube
Bareback Mountin'
S*M*A*S*H
Gods & Genitals
Sun Tzu's The Art of Whores
Devil May Cum
Street Fucker II: The World Whore Lover
Sailor Moan
Thomas and The Magic Railed Hoe
Jeremiah's Johnson
The Schlongest Yard
Doggy Style Afternoon
Resident Emo Threesome: Nemmy's Fist
Puff the Magic Drag Queen
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I came up with "Whose Loin is it Anyway?" starring Colon Mockery and Screw Carey.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
Heck, I could probably come up with better porn parody titles.

The Thicker Man
Final Sex Fantasy XXX
Schindler's Fist
From Russia With Lube
Bareback Mountin'
S*M*A*S*H
Gods & Genitals
Sun Tzu's The Art of Whores
Devil May Cum
Street Fucker II: The World Whore Lover
Sailor Moan
Thomas and The Magic Railed Hoe
Jeremiah's Johnson
The Schlongest Yard
Doggy Style Afternoon
Resident Emo Threesome: Nemmy's Fist
Puff the Magic Drag Queen
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The Star Whores Sequel Trilogy:
The Fucks Awakens
The Last Jerkoff
Rise of Cockwalker
 
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Arm_of_the_Lord said:
Must have accidentally applied for a porn shoot while looking up something on his phone
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Also how is any of that shit clever
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Not familiar with any of these titles. But "Diagnosis Squirter" is a delightful throwback to a day when people pretended that porn had to have a concept/story and needed a bad pun for the title. I approve.

Golf clap for "Romeo and Juliet and Anal."
 
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