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A smasher has been indicted on federal charges for sexually assaulting a minor.
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Article: https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime...xually-assaulting-teen-he-met-online-2236236/
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I've never heard of this guy before, but he was an established player in the Las Vegas Smash Ultimate scene. According to the article, he met an underaged girl online, sexually abused her, took photos of the abuse and created a Tinder account in her name so he could whore her out. The police were able to find this dumb fuck through cell phone data that placed him at the scene of the assault. He then confessed to the police and said he did it in order to “satisfy a sadomasochistic fantasy where he could be a master and have a submissive female as a sex slave.” He is definitely not helping to fight the narrative that smashers are all secretly pedos.
 
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Gin-san said:
A smasher has been indicted on federal charges for sexually assaulting a minor.
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Article: https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime...xually-assaulting-teen-he-met-online-2236236/
Archive: https://archive.vn/LnTCL

I've never heard of this guy before, but he was an established player in the Las Vegas Smash Ultimate scene. According to the article, he met an underaged girl online, sexually abused her, took photos of the abuse and created a Tinder account in her name so he could whore her out. The police were able to find this dumb fuck through cell phone data that placed him at the scene of the assault. He then confessed to the police and said he did it in order to “satisfy a sadomasochistic fantasy where he could be a master and have a submissive female as a sex slave.” He is definitely not helping to fight the narrative that smashers are all secretly pedos.
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Ewww what the actual fuck. Why are pedophiles always white with glasses. Disgusting fuck.
If he did not say smash in any of his confession.....
 
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Gin-san said:
A smasher has been indicted on federal charges for sexually assaulting a minor.
View attachment 1823036
Article: https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime...xually-assaulting-teen-he-met-online-2236236/
Archive: https://archive.vn/LnTCL

I've never heard of this guy before, but he was an established player in the Las Vegas Smash Ultimate scene. According to the article, he met an underaged girl online, sexually abused her, took photos of the abuse and created a Tinder account in her name so he could whore her out. The police were able to find this dumb fuck through cell phone data that placed him at the scene of the assault. He then confessed to the police and said he did it in order to “satisfy a sadomasochistic fantasy where he could be a master and have a submissive female as a sex slave.” He is definitely not helping to fight the narrative that smashers are all secretly pedos.
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He looks like a skinnier TJ Kirk.
 
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Gin-san said:
He then confessed to the police and said he did it in order to “satisfy a sadomasochistic fantasy where he could be a master and have a submissive female as a sex slave.”
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There are ways to fulfill this fantasy without having to resort to underage girls, but something tells me this guy's not socially adequate enough to get legally consenting women to do what he wants.
 
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The Last Stand said:
Where did the notion come from that Smash Brothers is a "party game?"

How did Smash Brothers evolve to a "competitive fighting game?"

What does Nintendo think of the competitive Smash scene?
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Smash is a party game because it's aimed at children and easy to play,understand and execute.
If street fighter is a seinen then smash is shonen.
You can also look at the default rule set for the game which is 3 stocks with time and items which is incredibly uncompetitive.

However by the sheer power of autism and ego manchilds managed to create a niche community. Some autists always want to be the very best so they try to contrive the game to make it competitive luckly for them the engine's quirks allowed for some complicated mouvement options and cancelable moves. The sheer will of autism can greatly change the way a game is played. Look at chess, when it was created you played with a dice and it emphasized short term tactical plays rather than long term strategy and gameplans. However the sheer obsession of some made it in what it is today.

Nintendo doesn't approve the smash scene because the game is just a party game for them. They will only use the scene to promote new games and even then they will force them to play on their terms.
 
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JamalActimel said:
Smash is a party game because it's aimed at children and easy to play,understand and execute.
If street fighter is a seinen then smash is shonen.
You can also look at the default rule set for the game which is 3 stocks with time and items which is incredibly uncompetitive.

However by the sheer power of autism and ego manchilds managed to create a niche community. Some autists always want to be the very best so they try to contrive the game to make it competitive luckly for them the engine's quirks allowed for some complicated mouvement options and cancelable moves. The sheer will of autism can greatly change the way a game is played. Look at chess, when it was created you played with a dice and it emphasized short term tactical plays rather than long term strategy and gameplans. However the sheer obsession of some made it in what it is today.

Nintendo doesn't approve the smash scene because the game is just a party game for them. They will only use the scene to promote new games and even then they will force them to play on their terms.
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That and Sakurai himself said that he saw Smash as a party game.
 
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The Last Stand said:
Where did the notion come from that Smash Brothers is a "party game?"

How did Smash Brothers evolve to a "competitive fighting game?"

What does Nintendo think of the competitive Smash scene?
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1. its sonic vs donkey kong throwing pokeballs at each other
2. first there were small tournaments then there were big tournaments
3. read the thread you fucking nigger
 
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The Last Stand said:
Where did the notion come from that Smash Brothers is a "party game?"

How did Smash Brothers evolve to a "competitive fighting game?"

What does Nintendo think of the competitive Smash scene?
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Nintendo wanted it to be a party game, but the autismos and specialest of Eds had to make it super competitive like with anything.
I'm sure Nintendo has heard at least ONCE about the pedophiles in its community and hates the competitive Smash scene. If I was an exec at Nintendo and heard about KiddyMcDiddly and his 14 friends getting arrested for pedophilic encounters, I would not hold the group as a collective in the highest regard. Even without the pedophilia, the smash scene just sucks. Those guys need to get over themselves and loosen up. If you can't enjoy playing a game and it gets to the point where you're spewing verbal Chernobyl over losing, chances are the game just isn't for you... or maybe you just need to breathe through the nose.
 
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JamalActimel said:
Smash is a party game because it's aimed at children and easy to play,understand and execute.
If street fighter is a seinen then smash is shonen.
You can also look at the default rule set for the game which is 3 stocks with time and items which is incredibly uncompetitive.

However by the sheer power of autism and ego manchilds managed to create a niche community. Some autists always want to be the very best so they try to contrive the game to make it competitive luckly for them the engine's quirks allowed for some complicated mouvement options and cancelable moves. The sheer will of autism can greatly change the way a game is played. Look at chess, when it was created you played with a dice and it emphasized short term tactical plays rather than long term strategy and gameplans. However the sheer obsession of some made it in what it is today.

Nintendo doesn't approve the smash scene because the game is just a party game for them. They will only use the scene to promote new games and even then they will force them to play on their terms.
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This sums it up so perfectly omg.
I like to play it casually, and occasionally Ill tune into a twitch stream and be so turned off by how serious everyone is taking it, announcers screaming and losing their shit... All that stupid hype over a party game stripped down to the barebones to make it sort of competitive. Its pathetic.

Fighting games in general pull in the turbo autists by their very nature. These players cannot function socially or participate in any sort of teamwork. This is why you see normal people in professional CSGO, or Rainbow 6 Siege. In a fighting game its just them. They can focus their autism on all the little nuances of the game and its mechanics, playing 10+ hours a day on a video game meant for children. Only a small fraction of that base make a living out of it. The rest are just mooching off their parents making no money wasting their time.
 
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Beard_Chan said:
Fighting games in general pull in the turbo autists by their very nature. These players cannot function socially or participate in any sort of teamwork. This is why you see normal people in professional CSGO, or Rainbow 6 Siege. In a fighting game its just them. They can focus their autism on all the little nuances of the game and its mechanics, playing 10+ hours a day on a video game meant for children. Only a small fraction of that base make a living out of it. The rest are just mooching off their parents making no money wasting their time.
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Smashfags may be autistic as shit, but pretty much anyone that takes any video game super seriously is just as autistic. CS:GO players will spend hours a time practicing spray patterns in the same way a smashfag spends hours at a time practicing combos they saw on twitter/reddit, and will chimp out in a similar way to smashfags when someone on their team dares make a heinous error like pick a gun that isn't "The Meta". I've seen CS:GO players lose their shit and throw a game because their teammate missed a single shot, or because their teammate didn't buy them an AWP. Same applies for people that obsess over Overwatch, DOTA, LoL, or any other video game that has a competitive scene.
 
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Approx. 59 Robins said:
Smashfags may be autistic as shit, but pretty much anyone that takes any video game super seriously is just as autistic. CS:GO players will spend hours a time practicing spray patterns in the same way a smashfag spends hours at a time practicing combos they saw on twitter/reddit, and will chimp out in a similar way to smashfags when someone on their team dares make a heinous error like pick a gun that isn't "The Meta". I've seen CS:GO players lose their shit and throw a game because their teammate missed a single shot, or because their teammate didn't buy them an AWP. Same applies for people that obsess over Overwatch, DOTA, LoL, or any other video game that has a competitive scene.
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Its turned up to 11 in the Smash community though, and these teams are making bank each year through tournies, streaming, sponsors, etc. You see some of that in smash but not at the same level or even close to the amount of recurring revenue these bigger teams/games get.
 
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