Okay, here goes (I've not done one of these before, be gentle, eh?)
TACO BELL MUKBANG I AM STRESSED OUT! ( 21st January2021).
-"Oh my GOD

I am STRESSED OUT TO THE MAX, Begins unpacking her food, and arranging it on the table.
"My tacos are soggy, one of those days, the thing with getting tacos is they get soggy really quickly and fall apart. So if you don’t like messy eating...well..ya know... this probably isn’t gonna be the video for you” (brace yerselves Laddies, we’ve got a troughin’ a comin’).
(In gleeful manic voice)- “I’m having taco bell todaaay, I’m craving taco bell so bad. So I have...naaachooos. And nacho cheese sauce.
-Faffs with nacho box, opens a sauce container and sniffs it, tosses into garbage saying "there's brown bits in it".
-Complain the cats always appear as soon as she starts eating,
-"I'm STRESSED OUT guys".
-Got a beefy burrito, will tell us what's in it when she bites into it. Also got two doritos tacos locos, "or whatever they're called" and some hot sauce. Observes they sent her mild sauce, looks buttmad. Dumps sauce on nachos and asks "can you tell I'm in a mood? (the stony face and lack of baby voice indicates this). Licks sauce off her trotters.
-Says she thinks she's "just hangry (Pahahahaha. My fucking sides) and that she "waited way too long" then bemoans her soggy nachos. "Look at this!! It won't even come off the wrapper!! (puhlease, we all know you'd eat that too, Chantal).
-Dips taco in cheese sauce, says "let's do a Beauty Bite" holds it up to the camera, chunk of taco innard falls out, looks pissed off. Takes bite, makes 1/6th vanish.
-Says she didn't get any napkins.
-"So I just have a lot going on in my life *cronch, buh bye another 1/6th taco* can barely close her mouth around the mouthful she has, reaches for Kleenex to wipe her face, admonishes viewers "don't judge me".
-"I guess I can't bring it up because it's stuff I don't really wanna talk about...it's pretty personal...erm...*cronch*this is just why I'm stressed okay...dorito tacos are just the best".
-Picks up dropped taco innards, and into the maw they go.
-Complains her fridge is making weird noises, hopes it doesn't crap out on her.
-Makes rest of taco vanish.
-Takes large slurp of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Says she's "only had it once and it's pretty good".
-Dives into nachos, dips chip into cheese sauce for a Beauty Bite.
-"So I just wanted to eat *chewing*, drink slurp* and chill. Like Netflix and chill, but taco bell and chill".
-Wipes her arms (how the fuck did she get sauce there? The mind boggles).
-Says she got her Hello Fresh box. Later they're having roasted salmon with crispy potatoes, burst tomatoes and green beans (by later, we all know she means that evening, for "supper"). Holds up another recipe card for Cheesy creamy (realises she got name wrong and starts over) creamy basil pesto cheese tortellini pasta with bacon, and says she got another kit for hoisin glazed pork meatballs.
-Says she limited pork recipes in the future (cannibalism is bad Chantal) because they have a lot of recipes, wants to eat 'em all.
-Not affiliated with HF but has a link for $40 off. This box, 3 recipes a week, is $70CA.
-"Some people's grocery bills are, like, $30 a week but they're a single person, they don't really care about food, like, they, to them, it's just sustenance. They'll buy like a box of Macaroni and Cheese, Mr Noodles, like really cheap stuff, beans and potatoes. I'm not like that! I need to try different things, have fun with my meals, and enjoy them. I'm Foodie Beauty!!" (bitch, stop thrift shaming me).
-More stuffing. "these are really good, by the way" (fuck knows how she can tell, none of it has touched the sides yet).
-Dips burrito into cheese sauce, "Beauty Bite!!"
_More waxing enthusiastic about HF, talks about range of meals, how good it is you can plan up to five weeks in advance (we all know she touched herself planning the meals, right??).
-May also order something Peetz likes too.
-Big clump of sauce on the right hand corner of her mouth.
-Carries on deep throating the burrito.
-"I like doing these videos because it's taking my mind off my real situation and my real life, for now. It's just a lot of things, you know? Happening in my life".
- (this is what I think led to this binge, by the way, and the real meat of the video).
- Says she cleaned out her fridge. "Do you ever buy things? To eat or make, get all motivated and you think over and over I'm gonna eat healthy, so I'm gonna eat things I don't really like. Do you ever do that? *long gaze into the camera*.
-Burrito gone, starting on a second taco.
-"I do that aaaaallllllll the time and that's how the food graveyards end up being a thing. I know we can't just live off of taco bell (hell no gorl, Uber eats delivers anything, even gas station snacks!) but there ARE things that are healthy that I DO enjoy (looks buttmad) sometimes I don't know why but I buy thing that I don't like. It's gross, ya know, like vegetable I don't like or chia seeds.
-Complains about chia seeds. FINALLY get sauce splotch off mouth corner.
-Says our bodies are "so like, messed up and programmed to like, be attracted to foods that aren't the best for us, foods that bring us pleasure, healthy foods like vegetable and fruits don't trigger that response in the brain that junk food does. What would you call that? *more chewing* A catch 22?"
-Still looks mad and sad, this binge is not pushing her to the orgiastic realms of pleasure others have. U mad, bro?
-Says she is getting calls from a telemarketing service, says she knows it is because of how call intros start. Says she should be nicer to them as she used to do the same job and it was the "worst, worst job" she ever had.
-Starts talking about one employee, a lifer who was really good at her job. Says she was a bitch, and always ratting out Chantal for lots of things. One day she got pulled into the office because her thong outline was visible through her slacks. Asks if it would be an issue if it was fruit of the loom undies as she could always see her bitch coworkers full back underwear through her pant suit.
-Says she hated it as she would work until Midnight cos time zones, and the bus would stop at 2300, so she had to rely on rides home, always with "thirsty dudes", one of whom got "finger happy when we were watching Ravenous. Guy's probably a serial killer by now". Another looked like a younger Bill Paxton and had a raucous laugh.
Nachos all gone.
~~Fin~~
In 22.26, she ate two tacos, two burritos and a portion of nachos supreme. She looked really pissed off even by the end of it all. And she was clearly wearing some kind of pajama top, not a real t-shirt. I get the impression she is pissed because things with the inchooooiitiiivvvee eating aaren't working out.
7/10. Buttmad Chantal, pigs quickly, doesn't forget to mention her underwear or hawt secksay times. Demerits for lack or orgiastic eye-rolling and sexynoises.
Am tard, figuiring out spoilers, gimme a mo to correct this abomination