US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

So Biden going to sink all political capital on the wild impeachment chase?

 

[verissimus]

So the senate will do a impeachment trail of Trump. But they won't give Americans the checks until March. What the fuck.

Like I said, TDS is a helluva drug. Revenge can't simply wait for these people.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

So Biden going to sink all political capital on the wild impeachment chase?

It's not Biden's capital, it's Congress's. And if COVID relief doesn't happen in time, Pelosi, Schumer, and McConnell are well and truly fucked.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

It's not Biden's capital, it's Congress's. And if COVID relief doesn't happen in time, Pelosi, Schumer, and McConnell are well and truly fucked.

They'll be fine, none of them care, they're all in safe districts, and they all think fucking you is funny.

 

[Oats12345]

They'll be fine, none of them care, they're all in safe districts, and they all think fucking you is funny.

I'm not sure about McConnell alot of Republican voters are fed up with him. And I'm seeing a lot Republican voters saying if the gop agrees with this. They are done with the party.

 

[Dark Edea]

Update on PA gas workers: less fun edition.

Walking papers went out today for a lot of lower level workers and newer hires. Word is coming out from all over the map. People are both mad and feel hopeless again for the first time in a while. These jobs gave people upward mobility and a chance to give their children a better life.

Expect suicide rates, domestic abuse rates and addiction numbers to start climbing very soon.

 

[X Prime]

Update on PA gas workers: less fun edition.

Walking papers went out today for a lot of lower level workers and newer hires. Word is coming out from all over the map. People are both mad and feel hopeless again for the first time in a while. These jobs gave people upward mobility and a chance to give their children a better life.

Expect suicide rates, domestic abuse rates and addiction numbers to start climbing very soon.

Odds of all Biden Regret stories from these quarters being suppressed?

 

[Oats12345]

Update on PA gas workers: less fun edition.

Walking papers went out today for a lot of lower level workers and newer hires. Word is coming out from all over the map. People are both mad and feel hopeless again for the first time in a while. These jobs gave people upward mobility and a chance to give their children a better life.

Expect suicide rates, domestic abuse rates and addiction numbers to start climbing very soon.

I just can't belive biden's only been office for three days and he's already proven to be such a scumbag. I was expecting mouths not days

 

[tehpope]

I just can't belive biden's only been office for three days and he's already proven to be such a scumbag. I was expecting mouths not days

this doesn't bode well for the future. If he's a scumbag now, how long until he's a fascist?

 

[Snekposter]

I just can't belive biden's only been office for three days and he's already proven to be such a scumbag. I was expecting mouths not days

Given everything posted on this forum, why? I'd be surprised it took him three days to do this if it wasn't for him passing out in bed at around 11 AM.

 

[Oats12345]

this doesn't bode well for the future. If he's a scumbag now, how long until he's a fascist?

Who knows at this point. He wants the national guard there until the state of the union address

 

[Reverend]

Update on PA gas workers: less fun edition.

Walking papers went out today for a lot of lower level workers and newer hires. Word is coming out from all over the map. People are both mad and feel hopeless again for the first time in a while. These jobs gave people upward mobility and a chance to give their children a better life.

Expect suicide rates, domestic abuse rates and addiction numbers to start climbing very soon.

Is the map/area of people getting let go matching up with the municipalities that voted blue? You know the hundreds of thousands that wanted this individual in as President?

If so <INSERT_JOKER_MEME.PNG>

 

[Rorschach Test]

So if Trump is impeach in the senate. He can't run again. But he can still make a third party, just has to get a new person running for President

Ivanka’s time to shine.

 

[Oats12345]

Ivanka’s time to shine.

Not Trump Jr.? That's the one people have been throwing around

 

[SmugAutist]

Ivanka’s time to shine.

FFS no. Let's not start this dynasty shit again, especially not with Kushner's wife.

 

[Rorschach Test]

Not Trump Jr.? That's the one people have been throwing around

He has no charisma and his father, who really seems to hold Don Jr. in contempt, wouldn’t ask him to do it.

FFS no. Let's not start this dynasty shit again, especially not with Kushner's wife.

Jared would make a fine First Gentleman. Can’t wait to see how he decorates the White House for the holidays.

 

[JohnDoe]

He has no charisma and his father, who really seems to hold Don Jr. in contempt, wouldn’t ask him to do it.

If we have to choose, I want Barron in charge. He's already tall enough for the job, and I would like an actual trains-tier autist bulldozing through the government. It should be hilarious.

Oh, and I don't mean when he turns 35 either, I mean 2024. Or sooner.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Who knows at this point. He wants the national guard there until the state of the union address

So it's been said. Want and get are two diferent things. Given the way they are being treated in DC, all the Smart Cookie Governors are calling their troops back to their home states. It's likely there will be only Maryland, Virgina and perhaps California NG left in DC by SOTU address.

 

[Oats12345]

So it's been said. Want and get are two diferent things. Given the way they are being treated in DC, all the Smart Cookie Governors are calling their troops back to their home states. It's likely there will be only Maryland, Virgina and perhaps California NG left in DC by SOTU address.

I know Florida and Texas did. Who else called their troopes back

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I know Florida and Texas did. Who else called their troopes back

New Hampshire. And these folks are also bitching about it, so it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they do the same. I can't blame them. The inaugration is over. You don't need 25,000 NG troops sleeping on top of and pissing all over each other because you had no plan to support them in the 1st place.

"Also condemning the situation were Sens. Tim Kaine, D-Va.; Tom Cotton, R-Ark.; Joni Ernst, R-Iowa; Jeff Merkley, D-Ore.; John Boozman, R-Ark.; and Maggie, Hassan, D-N.H., among other senators and a litany of House members. "