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Not the Netflix documentary I wanted but the accidental self-sabotage that this could bring upon the Tranch is pretty exciting. It'll be a puff-piece again, but I don't think anything they say will come out sounding "well-adjusted" to potential normies that see it.

Actually, if the guy is a friend they may feel even more bold as he encourages them to say shit with their chests (say it with your full Tube Mooba sis, yaaaaaas etc). All leading to more outlandish statements and footage. This has the possibility of being great material.
 
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Wow you castrated yourself? That's pretty cringe, bro.
 
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mooey said:
Not the Netflix documentary I wanted but the accidental self-sabotage that this could bring upon the Tranch is pretty exciting. It'll be a puff-piece again, but I don't think anything they say will come out sounding "well-adjusted" to potential normies that see it.

Actually, if the guy is a friend they may feel even more bold as he encourages them to say shit with their chests (say it with your full Tube Mooba sis, yaaaaaas etc). All leading to more outlandish statements and footage. This has the possibility of being great material.
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If filmed properly then Tranny Waco would be this year's Tiger King, only with less likeable protagonists.
 
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Hitman One said:
It's that fuckin' hairline man. Every time I see the fivehead I start laughing.
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For me, it's the shaved sides of the head.

What Kevin fails to realise is that you can only have two of the following things:
• being biologically male
• not looking like a biological male
• looking like a butch lesbian.
 
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"Scumbag brain parts", so most of his brain? What he really means is the self-aware part of his brain which knows that he's going to get thrown the moment his inheritance bucks stop coming in. Also, it's nice to see that he's at least honest about the fact that he doesn't do anything for the people who enable support him.
 
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"Scumbag brain parts", so most of his brain? What he really means is the self-aware part of his brain which knows that he's going to get thrown the moment his inheritance bucks stop coming in. Also, it's nice to see that he's at least honest about the fact that he doesn't do anything for the people who enable support him.
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I forget he views himself as some sort of celebrity, the way he's talking here comes off like a twitch streamer assuring fans they appreciate them but at the end of the day they aren't really friends.
 
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"rockin titties" at Target

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Honestly, the best evidence we have that Kevin's titties are not, in fact, rocking (other than functioning eyeballs) is that he never wears anything remotely low-cut. Not even a mildly v-necked or scoop-necked t-shirt/sweater. No spaghetti-strap tops. No partially open blouse. Nothing.

Now, it could be argued that he's a coomer so his entire wardrobe consists of nerd merch and "I'm pregnant uwu" shirts, which, yes, but... if his titties really looked so good (i.e. if a bra was enough to tame them from tubular into approximately spherical objects), you'd think he'd be posting cleavage pics all the time with his wardrobe full of ~slutty bimbo~ shirts. Instead, his boobs are tube mooba, and not even a bra that he clearly stuffs all to hell can fix it, and he knows it. "My titties were rocking", no, Kevin, your hormonally enlarged moobs that you've propped up with socks do not count as titties or rocking, thank you.
 
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Kevin's finances are murkier than the depths of the Am Hole on a moonless night.

Regarding the inheritance he said:
"In case y'all start assuming I'm rich: My portion of the money I'm splitting with like 20 other relatives will be enough for my breast augmentation. That's it."

A brief search suggests that breast augmentation costs between $3-10k.

He started receiving monthly checks is March 2020. If the distributions are for 12 months, he's receiving between $250-$833 monthly ending in March 2021. If the distributions are for 24 months he's receiving between $124-$416 monthly ending in March 2022. Etc.

His insurance is "Kaiser Permanente through Medicare (yes, Medicare, not Medicaid, long story)". You have to be disabled to get Medicare if you're under 65. Kevin is obviously disabled. What's odd is that he doesn't have Medicaid also. I think you're dual eligible if you're disabled and under 65 + poor. Either he's not poor enough to qualify, or he was too stupid to sign up.

His expenses include rent ("I call it rent but it's my contribution to the ranch's expenses" "rent is $500") and toys.

Bottom line, if the inheritance is Kevin's only source of money then he is very poor and will soon be broke. He will then be entirely reliant on begging while waiting for another relative (who forgot to write him out of the will) to die.
 
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farttpott said:
mmm taking a selfie in front of the hot dog buns in your I want to fuck claymation characters tshirt. living the dream

so he's also dilating his ear lobes? is that so someone can stick a girldick in them
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Hailey probably doesn't need any more clearance than that surely?

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Honestly, the best evidence we have that Kevin's titties are not, in fact, rocking (other than functioning eyeballs) is that he never wears anything remotely low-cut. Not even a mildly v-necked or scoop-necked t-shirt/sweater. No spaghetti-strap tops. No partially open blouse. Nothing.

Now, it could be argued that he's a coomer so his entire wardrobe consists of nerd merch and "I'm pregnant uwu" shirts, which, yes, but... if his titties really looked so good (i.e. if a bra was enough to tame them from tubular into approximately spherical objects), you'd think he'd be posting cleavage pics all the time with his wardrobe full of ~slutty bimbo~ shirts. Instead, his boobs are tube mooba, and not even a bra that he clearly stuffs all to hell can fix it, and he knows it. "My titties were rocking", no, Kevin, your hormonally enlarged moobs that you've propped up with socks do not count as titties or rocking, thank you.
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Oh, you just wait till summer, when basic spaghetti strap tops with visible bra straps become Kev's go-to. See the gif in the OP here for some of 'em (plenty of coomer Ts too, one literally). He uses breastforms to pretend he's not a 48A, and actual cleavage is ofc a far-off dream.

ETA: Breastforms. Left, Kev per his own imagination. Right, Kev's actual breast-torso ratio.

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