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DZoomer said:
The talk about Evilibrium in the past few pages got me thinking: can you guys imagine what Phil's chat would look like if those "ironic fans" didn't talk in his chat?

No joke, I think that around 99% of the messages in his chat are of people making fun of him. It's always incredible weird and somewhat disturbing to watch Phil go on rants and pretend to be someone whose opinion matters, while his entire chat is just a bunch of people making jokes at his expense. As if he's delusional in the actual psychiatric sense.

Take those ironic fans away and his chat would probably be a monologue by Derich.
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I don't think it would change that much. Instead of ironic fans making fun of him it would be his mods doing it.
 
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DZoomer said:
The talk about Evilibrium in the past few pages got me thinking: can you guys imagine what Phil's chat would look like if those "ironic fans" didn't talk in his chat?

No joke, I think that around 99% of the messages in his chat are of people making fun of him. It's always incredible weird and somewhat disturbing to watch Phil go on rants and pretend to be someone whose opinion matters, while his entire chat is just a bunch of people making jokes at his expense. As if he's delusional in the actual psychiatric sense.

Take those ironic fans away and his chat would probably be a monologue by Derich.
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His chat would be a tiny group of Sidellas and occasional "I watched you Let's Play xxx 12 years ago!". Yet, Phil still makes 6 figures a year. It's amazing.
 
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I was watching a video that talked about Undertaker’s interview on Joe Rogan. When he mentioned the response on Twitter, look who reared his oddly shaped head:
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You really can’t escape the autism vortex, can you?
 
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Nypical Haterade Comment said:
I was watching a video that talked about Undertaker’s interview on Joe Rogan. When he mentioned the response on Twitter, look who reared his oddly shaped head:
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You really can’t escape the autism vortex, can you?
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Phil misses when people didn’t use online bullshit lag tactics, sure dude
 
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Nypical Haterade Comment said:
I was watching a video that talked about Undertaker’s interview on Joe Rogan. When he mentioned the response on Twitter, look who reared his oddly shaped head:
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You really can’t escape the autism vortex, can you?
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"Real in-person fights over street fighter" - ah, so you mean when you would talk massive shit, then when the guy you were talking shit to ACTUALLY wanted to beat the shit out of you, you pussy'd away like a bitch. Or, as Phil would describe it: "People were afraid of me back then, because I was a body builder y'know, so NOBODY and I mean NOBODY dared to fight me because of how tough and big and strong I was. But other people, yeah, they would talk shit and get into fights all the time. Not me though!"
 
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Paladin Derich said:
This. Tough love works with special kids all the same. But to be fair, Derich is a symptom of a larger problem. His parents.
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There are things his parents couldn't control.

Moron tweeting and hitting on porn stars = kinda normal

Moron tweeting and hitting on male porn stars = bro, that's fucking gay
 
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"It'd be nice if we could hit the tips goal again tonight. Platinum is NOT eligible."
Why tf would they want to tip if their favorite vest isn't eligible, phil?

Surprisingly no 100$ tip at the start this week, but it'll come later don't worry guys.

He got 50$ in bits from one guy, but he'll still cry for tips.

Edit: another 50$ in bits, so 100$ from the same guy tonight. But he'll still cry for tips.

Edit 2: Another person shows up and give 100$ in bits. So 2 people gave him 200$ tonight, 37$ in tips. Phil will still cry about tips.

Edit 3: Receives a tip from someone who "used to tip a lot", and phil urges him to "send in your ID to verify your account".
Phil DOES NOT doxx his tippers, guys.
 
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Phil really shit on marvel vs capcom 3 as a competitive game tonight and said it lacked longevity because it didn’t last as long as marvel vs capcom 2.

marvel vs capcom 2 only lasted as long as it did because the they didn’t make marvel 3...and the only reason marvel 3 isn’t as mainstream is because infinite came out and capcom stopped supporting it, along with fighterz being new and supported in the tournament scene.

marvel 3 while flawed is still an incredibly deep game...I literally can’t begin to comprehend what this baboon is saying by implying it didn’t have longevity. The game just had a big tournament last year. He’s literally lying out his ass about a game he barely knows a thing about “after 5 years people just didn’t care about it” absolute lie

I hate when this dude tries to talk about fighting games. He legit has only ever care about sf2 and actively hates every other type of fighting game, yet he pretends like he’s some big brain who just chooses not to play them or is so enlightened to their flaws when what we really know is his baboon brain could never play marvel vs capcom 3 at anything close to the highest level
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
I hate when this dude tries to talk about fighting games. He legit has only ever care about sf2 and actively hates every other type of fighting game, yet he pretends like he’s some big brain who just chooses not to play them or is so enlightened to their flaws when what we really know is his baboon brain could never play marvel vs capcom 3 at anything close to the highest level
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I think the reality is he will shit on any other fighter because he knows ST the most, and reasons he won't play anything new. He knows matchups enough and all he fights are scrubs. Refuses to even learn Third Strike better when it's part of the collection. And honestly I'm no FG pro, but ST looks absolutely way easier to learn. Less characters, and the mechanics in this game are barebones compared to the newer games, and combos are at max, 3 hits.

Think he just plays this junk for his quick ego and dopamine fix. Because he absolutely acts like an obnoxious faggot when he wins against scrubs with his bullshit match-up knowledge and when he turns into a sore loser when the guy would do the same shit to him.
 
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snort inquisition said:
derich is chrischan but with intervention from what i could tell, don't really think he should be bullied, but at least he listens to his parents
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He listens to his parents? Well I'm not so sure they even know they ended up housing a kid, and teaching it to function/socialise in the outside world, let alone teaching the kid things.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
Phil really shit on marvel vs capcom 3 as a competitive game tonight and said it lacked longevity because it didn’t last as long as marvel vs capcom 2.

marvel vs capcom 2 only lasted as long as it did because the they didn’t make marvel 3...and the only reason marvel 3 isn’t as mainstream is because infinite came out and capcom stopped supporting it, along with fighterz being new and supported in the tournament scene.

marvel 3 while flawed is still an incredibly deep game...I literally can’t begin to comprehend what this baboon is saying by implying it didn’t have longevity. The game just had a big tournament last year. He’s literally lying out his ass about a game he barely knows a thing about “after 5 years people just didn’t care about it” absolute lie

I hate when this dude tries to talk about fighting games. He legit has only ever care about sf2 and actively hates every other type of fighting game, yet he pretends like he’s some big brain who just chooses not to play them or is so enlightened to their flaws when what we really know is his baboon brain could never play marvel vs capcom 3 at anything close to the highest level
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Secretly, Phil is running scared from Justin Wong. Well, that and crying.
 
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DSP is making fun of Microsoft for taking back their xbox live price hike... By saying they "shouldn't have made the stupid choice in the first place".

Well DSP I guess you should have thought about not filming yourself masturbating, or saying nazi jokes, or scamming people. Shouldn't have done that in the first place.

Also lots of salt.
 
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