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[In the Sick of It]

Cat scratch fever arc incoming?

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

Look at all that grime and grease. Did the cat scrape it's ass across his forehead before it jumped?!

 

[Storfle]

Oh no not his beautiful face! Between the filthiness of the tranch and the proximity to the amhole, if any environment suggests infection, this one does.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

So is it amhole as in A.M hole
or amhole as in 'I am'
or amhole as in Amish?

It's the AM hole.

When the current clownworld simulation stops, another will start. Over and over.

 

[mooey]

can someone with an artistic talent make an edit version of that Kevvie template image to include cat scratch marks. Could make for a spooky edit ready for Oct 2021...

 

[BScCollateral]

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"Away from any important organs."

Here, I thought your eye was an important organ, and probably the only one at genuine risk from a cat.

I don't hate Kevin enough to want him to take a claw to the eye, although I am amused at the thought of his going Human to Cyclops.

EDIT: Agreed that doesn't look like a cat scratch, but I'm not an expert. I'm also dubious about "playing tag" with a cat. My experience is cats don't like to be chased, and don't really chase much. They're ambush predators. Even cheetahs at the zoo have to be coaxed into running after a lure.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Er, that... doesn't look like a cat scratch to me, I've had enough of them and I'm trying to work out how a cat doing what he said it was would cause such a long, jagged injury - looks more like a human nail to me...cat scratches are generally thinner and there's more than one

Also, Kev asleep, but Kev knows how it happened? Maybe he's just shit at explaining things, or maybe Kevvie just lies (he's a troon so either or both could apply)

I've gotten a similar scratch from a cat on my leg, when it fucked up a jumped and panicked clawed me as it fell. In my opinion I think it looks straight and thin enough to be from a cat. Seems too straight for human nail, and I assume none of their cats have their claws trimmed so they can scratch real easily when in a fighting mood, or if the cat just got pissed off from being held to long and bolted across his face.

Also stupid of him to say he was glad it happened near his face and not any vital organs, the eye is the only thing at any risk from a cat scratch, a claw to the chest isn't going to hit your heart.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

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Does Kevin not realize that the usual punchline to the "guess who has two thumbs joke" is "THIS GUY"?

 

[mrae]

I would absolutely rather have a scratch like that happen anywhere else on my body other than my face. Cat claws are disgusting and it's likely going to scar.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Er, that... doesn't look like a cat scratch to me, I've had enough of them and I'm trying to work out how a cat doing what he said it was would cause such a long, jagged injury - looks more like a human nail to me...cat scratches are generally thinner and there's more than one

Also, Kev asleep, but Kev knows how it happened? Maybe he's just shit at explaining things, or maybe Kevvie just lies (he's a troon so either or both could apply)

Who knows, who cares - it's still one ugly man

It wasn't a cat but it was definitely a bitch.

 

[Law]

Kevin, stop doing estradiol and start doing rogaine. Your hairline is receding faster than the hope in the eyes of the 200 alpaca you keep in a shed.
Also is it just me or do injuries seem to be rather common at the No Balls Corral?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Also is it just me or do injuries seem to be rather common at the No Balls Corral?

They have no idea about farming so I'd be unsurprised.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin, stop doing estradiol and start doing rogaine. Your hairline is receding faster than the hope in the eyes of the 200 alpaca you keep in a shed.

He'll just start being a "non-binary trans woman" or whatever "showing the world how women rock a bald head" like his fellow insane troon James Gregory "Dr. Emmy Zje" Radich.
CISHETERONORMATIVE BEAUTY STANDARDS ARE TRANSPHOBIC RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Old Fart]

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Looks like the Kiwi-Planted Robot Attack Cat functions properly.

 

[Law]

Trans Exclusionary Radical Felines.

 

[Pond Scum]

That does look like some cat scratches I've gotten, and in my experience cat scratches tend to scar more than other cute. Punished Kevin incoming?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

"Away from any important organs."

Well, the brain's in there, but I guess that just proves his point.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I've had cats for like 30 years now, and only ever got a scratch of this magnitude when prying them away when they happened to fight some dogs and just fucked me up in the heat of the battle. Dread to think what Kevie attempted to do in reality.

God willing he wasn't posting about any catgirls in recent days.

 

[BScCollateral]

Well, the brain's in there, but I guess that just proves his point.

Some cats can penetrate a human skull, but I don't think it was one of those.

 

[White Peach]

At 6AM Kev is still asleep but I could imagine that the rest of the tranch is getting going for the day, thus the cats are also starting their day. No matter where he flees, Kev can't escape the wages of sloth!