Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

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She should adopt a potato, one who is completely insensate and has no hope of doing anything other than existing. She gets the bill for the potato's care, she can't be blamed for having other people do the caretaking and she gets points for adopting a special needs baby. As long as she keeps the money flowing and hires competent people, she can't fuck up a potato.
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May I suggest a candidate?

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yasscat said:
Also, "slight Jewish man"? y i k e s
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I learned that none of my eggs were viable on Memorial Day, in the midst of a global pandemic,” she wrote. “I was in Los Angeles when I got the call from Dr. Coperman, the slight Jewish man who was my entry into (and now exit from) the world of corporate reproduction....When he spoke my name with that sympathetic downturn, the apologetic-doctor voice I have come to know so well, my face crumpled in apprehension.
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Why did she even write this? I seriously don't understand. Is she letting people know he's Jewish and small because she sees fellow Jews as more trustworthy and him being a small man means he doesn't have toxic masculinity (making him even more trustworthy)?
This bitch's mind is fucked.
 
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Breaking news.
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Dumbass Lena trims her own bangs while in quarantine. The results are akin to what you would expect from an unattended toddler who finds scissors and cuts their hair. She bravely vows to " embrace the uneveness".
So courageous! Comments below the article were moderated so only 7 comments show up... and none of them are complimentary.

Warning: Side effects of reading the article are reported as nausea and sudden lack of appetite.

Why this is even reported as news, I do not know. They could have just as easily run the headline as "Desperate Lena Dunham - Still Repulsive After All These Years.

 
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Karl der Grosse said:
It was probably a planted story by her publicity people.
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Oh I absolutely believe that. Paps are not interested in her and neither is the public. It is only people like us who pay attention to her and that for sport and amusement, because she is pathetically amusing not because we admire her She has to get her own publicity people to submit stories about her. DM is known for hosting publicity pieces about people who pay to have themselves featured.
 
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Karl der Grosse said:
It was probably a planted story by her publicity people.
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I think planted is too low key a word for today’s press. They directly email the assistant editor with photos, pre-written captions, quotes, text and IG links.

A good PR person studies the style of publications they work with. If they are particularly good the stuff they send in gets printed with almost no edits. Flack does 75% of the work for the tabloid press.

(Flack also probably writes 40 % of daily newspaper filler content)
 
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IBrokeBob said:
Breaking news.
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Dumbass Lena trims her own bangs while in quarantine. The results are akin to what you would expect from an unattended toddler who finds scissors and cuts their hair. She bravely vows to " embrace the uneveness".
So courageous! Comments below the article were moderated so only 7 comments show up... and none of them are complimentary.

Warning: Side effects of reading the article are reported as nausea and sudden lack of appetite.

Why this is even reported as news, I do not know. They could have just as easily run the headline as "Desperate Lena Dunham - Still Repulsive After All These Years.

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Yeah, I am a little confused too. Her hair always looks like she cut it herself with safety scissors.
 
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taintmisbehavin said:
Yeah, I am a little confused too. Her hair always looks like she cut it herself with safety scissors.
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I will never understand grown women who cut their bangs way short. Unless you have a flawless face (and even then it can be iffy) you will always come off looking like the toddler who went wild with scissors and their mom tried to fix it the best she could. It just gives off a vibe of someone who is not too bright or is mentally stunted. But that kinda sums up Lena sooooo....
 
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IBrokeBob said:
The results are akin to what you would expect from an unattended toddler who finds scissors and cuts their hair. She bravely vows to " embrace the uneveness".
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Lena, wouldn’t it be great to wander in your bathroom one day to see your daughter trying to cut her own bangs so she could look more like mommy. Then you can laugh about how uneven it looked and share a memory?

Oh that’s right, you can’t make one.
 
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