So yea... What if
@lipitor and his merry gang of trolls decided to write a fresh prince/CWC mashup when drunk one night?
now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside down
and i'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
i'll tell you how I became the queen of trollair
in 14bc, born and raised
on the playstation was where i spent most of my days
makin' videos, playin' games, all coo'
and crappin' my pants among the barbage and poo
when a couple of trolls started laughin' at me
megan didn't want me to be lovingly
I let out a few screams and the children were afraid,
synder said "you're banned from the games place" but I disobeyed
i begged and pleaded with him day after day
but my pokemon deck was filled with cards that i made
so snyder kicked me out when i called him a jew,
and his pic was harder to sneak since i'd had a few.
Okay, fans are coming, sonichu's been around
Zappin' to the extreme for a while now.
Still lookin' for love from a true sweetheart,
They can't have 'tism and they've gotta be smart.
Glasses are good, and hair, and boobs too
And a china, mmmmmm mmmm, for me to do.
i'm good with my tongue and i'd love you so much,
if only Julaaaay would give me a touch.
But the trolls were lurking and the internet growing
they knew about my medallion and my love sign crowing.
if only i'd listen to anna i'd see
and just like sonie i'd zap to the extreme.
no more videos, no more drawing, just heartbreak for me
as a lesbian female soul i can finally be free
so i'm wearin' these dresses and growing my hair
my rack's getting bigger and i'm getting stares.
so despite the trolls' taunts i've blossmed to a beautiful lass
and at impulse i give all the ladies a piece of my ass
'cuz though my cards aren't working i don't really care
surrounded by barbage, i'm the queen of troll Aire
