US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Secret Asshole]

No refunds dipshits.

https://twitter.com/BidenLs

That account is great.

Don't worry, when he and the other Uniparty hacks launcher their new "Domestic War on Terror" initiative in the coming weeks, I'm sure things will get even better. Because what better way to heal the country than treating half of it as potential enemy combatants?

Yeah, treating 50+% of the country as terrorists because Congress shit themselves over a nothingburger. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Ledian]

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

I knew he was a weak man and would be a weak president. Many support an independent Taiwan and dislike China, no one wants to be involved in the ME anymore, and the pipeline cancellation fucks over our neighbor. What pathetic foreign policy, America should not be a pissy bitch on the global stage. Adding to that, having no plan for COVID (despite having 2 years of campaigning to make one and promising he had one), eliminating union jobs, energy independence, and suspending cheaper medicine is downright insulting.

He's as slimy as any other politician and anyone who thinks otherwise is laughable. I have no regrets nor fucks to give because I knew this was coming but I thought it would be over the course of 4 years, not 4 weeks.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

This is a fun twitter account.

There's a radio on at work and I've been enjoying the mental gymnastics NPR has been doing trying to avoid talking about all this backlash. They dug up the socks for ten minutes this morning and didn't say a thing about the insulin or pipelines.

Look at all these faggots crying about the $15 minimum wage they couldn't touch anyways due to lockdowns freezing the job market. The general public is so fucking ignorant it hurts.

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

Calling him a fuckup would imply this wasn't all intentional. What he stands to gain from it is next to nothing, he just doesn't care about the consequences because they're not his to deal with. The real fuckups are the industry union workers who voted for him. My countrymen are all retards who would willfully cut their noses off to spite their face because muh blue team/red team tribalism

 

[tehpope]

Calling him a fuckup would imply this wasn't all intentional. What he stands to gain from it is next to nothing, he just doesn't care about the consequences because they're not his to deal with. The real fuckups are the industry union workers who voted for him. My countrymen are all retards who would willfully cut their noses off to spite their face because muh blue team/red team tribalism

He's an evil asshole who's a sexpest.

Yet Trump is Hitler. Hell World

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Four days in and he’s already about to lose a blue state in NM. At the rate he’s going, the Dems will to cheat in CA in order to keep it from going red in 24. But if I get to see leftists begging for Trump to come back, it’ll be worth it.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

No refunds

Four days in and he’s already about to lose a blue state in NM. At the rate he’s going, the Dems will to cheat in CA in order to keep it from going red in 24. But if I get to see leftists begging for Trump to come back, it’ll be worth it.

No. They're all gonna save face and double down like lolcows, just you watch. The only thing worse than your decisions leading the collapse of everything around is admitting you're were wrong.

As an aside, have you guys been keeping up with the anti-lockdown riots in the Netherlands? It's like watching Land of the Dead.

 

[Cubanodun]

BUT WE WON, WE WON, WE WON, ACCEPT IT NOW WE WON, wait what?

 

[Oats12345]

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

That has to be record

 

[Cubanodun]

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

And in less than a week, if he doesn't remove the keystone EO, New mexico is gone for democrats next election and they deserve whatever happen to them, they VOTED for this

 

[X Prime]

7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all

Most of what Biden has done is explainable as pleasing his donors.

Don't forget, Trump drew the ire of the entire medical industry when he tried to make them list the actual prices of procedures, among other things.

One possible explanation for Keystone XL being canceled is that supposedly Warren Buffet owns the current oil transport infrastructure.

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

 

[verissimus]

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

THAT"S TRUMP'S FAULT!!!

 

[God of Nothing]

THAT"S TRUMP'S FAULT!!!

lol, I can't believe there will be some people actually believing this.

Then again, we're going to see people in denial for four years, so more milk for us.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

 

[X Pac Heat]

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

if Trump was the correction from Obama...oh boy. Ohhhhhhhh boy, 2024 is gonna be interesting.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Four days in and he’s already about to lose a blue state in NM. At the rate he’s going, the Dems will to cheat in CA in order to keep it from going red in 24. But if I get to see leftists begging for Trump to come back, it’ll be worth it.

You are as delusional as the leftists in commiefornia. California will never turn red again and 50% or less of America will never change their mind unless muh MSNBC or CNN tells them otherwise. You have to admit to yourself that NPC's are no longer a meme, it's a reality, These same people who are being effected by Biden riding them will somehow memory hole it and blame it on the orange man. The memes dunking on Joe Biden voters is neat for the moment but nothing will cure their cognitive dissonance only death.

Edit: They don't even need to "cheat" they have a herd of sheep willing to follow every command.

 

[Cubanodun]

You are as delusional as the leftists in commiefornia. California will never turn red again and 50% or less of America will never change their mind unless muh MSNBC or CNN tells them otherwise. You have to admit to yourself that NPC's are no longer a meme, it's a reality, These same people who are being effected by Biden riding them will somehow memory hole it and blame it on the orange man. The memes dunking on Joe Biden voters is neat for the moment but nothing will cure their cognitive dissonance only death.

If they like mexicans so much they can always get out of the union and go back to being Mexico

 

[Oats12345]

You are as delusional as the leftists in commiefornia. California will never turn red again and 50% or less of America will never change their mind unless muh MSNBC or CNN tells them otherwise. You have to admit to yourself that NPC's are no longer a meme, it's a reality, These same people who are being effected by Biden riding them will somehow memory hole it and blame it on the orange man. The memes dunking on Joe Biden voters is neat for the moment but nothing will cure their cognitive dissonance only death.

I don't know I feel we don't give credit to enough people on this site

 

[That_Guy]

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

My tinfoil might be a bit too snug, But I wonder if Biden's best-by date is coming up a whole lot faster than expected, And all this is getting done now to get the unpopular stuff out of the way so Kamala doesn't have her name on it.

Edit: best-by, not bet-by.

 

[thismanlies]

BUT WE WON, WE WON, WE WON, ACCEPT IT NOW WE WON, wait what?

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I don't know how many times I've said this in the past. But tyranny is always great when it's your enemies being oppressed. But eventually the system is going to look at you and wonder why you don't have the impression of a jack boot on your neck.

 

[I-chi]

Its like four days in and he's already a complete fuck-up.

1) No COVID Plan
2) Keystone XL jeopardizing jobs
3) Selling US Energy to China so they have control over infrastructure
4) Failing Taiwan Sovereignty
5) Fucking over women athletes
6) Useless mask mandate on federal land
7) Suspending cheaper epinephrine and insulin for no reason at all
8 ) Already planning ME troop buildups
9) Put National Guard in parking garages in Winter
10) Delaying COVID support checks until fucking April
11) Pissing off NM who voted for him
12) Eliminating Union Jobs and devastating US Energy Independence

Like holy shit, what a massive fuck up already.

But remember, our lives won't change. It'll be boring you guys.~

You guys?
You guys?

Nothing will change.

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