Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

Webby's Boyfriend said:
So... it's total true that most retarded people live in "sped" institutions like group homes, sheltered workshops, rubber rooms, the FORENSIC psych ward (@Buxinator) and such?
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My home is nne of your business and is for sure not an institution. Unlike you I have a job and friends, therefore I don't need to isolate myself, sperg on the internet like you do, or escape in my fantasy. Oh and to answer your question from your DM: Yes I did fuck your waifus, while you were locked up in a mental institution. They were glad about it and told me a lot about your tiny, pathetic dick
 
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@Webby's Boyfriend so by your logic I'm actually Deadpool irl in your stupid cartoon reality simulation, and this actually happened:
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My friends and I ate your stupid girlfriend. Come at me bro.

She was delicious btw.
 
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Buxinator said:
Yes I did fuck your waifus
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I will travel back in time and prevent that.
Buxinator said:
I have a job and friends
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Prove it, you can "be" anything on the internet.
starborn427614 said:
Look mate, I'm sure we've all wanted to bang a cartoon character in our time but if you're not japing then please consult a professional because this isn't healthy behaviour.
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Mai waifus and husbundos won't let me.
Deadpool said:
@Webby's Boyfriend so by your logic I'm actually Deadpool irl in your stupid cartoon reality simulation, and this actually happened:
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My friends and I ate your stupid girlfriend. Come at me bro.

She was delicious btw.
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This isn't 2017 Webby and also, no, reality and reality cartoons don't work THAT way.
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
Deryn and I will defeat you and all your characters in the syndicalist British Revolution of '25.
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Webby has a message for you
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
I will travel back in time and prevent that.

Prove it, you can "be" anything on the internet.

Mai waifus and husbundos won't let me.

This isn't 2017 Webby and also, no, reality and reality cartoons don't work THAT way.
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Easy fix.
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This one was a little stringier. She cried and yelled your name as Deryn butchered her for my consumption. Oh yeah, Deryn is my ward now, and is betrothed to a boy her own age. Prove its not true.
 
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