Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[AnOminous]

He doesn't appear on stream until around 45 minutes. When he does, he's in a new home and bitching that he doesn't have enough money to afford the old home so he had to move to a smaller one. He then goes to e-begging almost immediately, whining that he doesn't get paid enough to stream.

Lmao that place looks fucking grim. Like the first place a college kid gets from some slumlord who exclusively rents to college kids living off the excess from their student loans. He also looks wasted and like he's about to start crying at any moment.

 

[Maude Snew]

Lmao that place looks fucking grim. Like the first place a college kid gets from some slumlord who exclusively rents to college kids living off the excess from their student loans.

But enough about his face.

 

[Ghostse]

He is streaming live on Gaming Garbage to tens of people:

"What if Bobcat Goldthwaith, but more annoying voice and not funny?"

 

[Pepper Jack]

Lmao that place looks fucking grim. Like the first place a college kid gets from some slumlord who exclusively rents to college kids living off the excess from their student loans. He also looks wasted and like he's about to start crying at any moment.

VINDICATION

 

[Sabrina]

Calling bullshit right here. I looked at his channel, he doesn't even do the bare minimun to make his channel more searchable. First of all Google doesn't decide which videos get reommended or suggested, that YouTube's call.

Everything else is spot on but Google owns Youtube.

He made some threats about undercover FBI agent Baked Alaska without adding "no homo" in minecraft, so that combined with a history of 'being lowtax' got him the boot. He was on @SomethingAwful until he got outted and then I believe got a third account where he just reposted tweets from the lowtax account to see how long it'd take him to get banned. (answer: not very long)

He's always claimed it was for "If Nancy Pelosi ever showed up at my house I'd throw a chessboard at her head," but that appears to be something he posted after the initial ban. Either way he is definitely on a List, probably one of the actual perma'd pantshitters working at Twitter instead of posting on KF

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Everything else is spot on but Google owns Youtube.

Yes, ofc that's correct, I should have worded it better.

 

[TurdFondler]

He's been hitting the bottle hard judging by how puffy he looks.

He's painful to watch, he doesn't even try to make eye contact with the camera, just keeps glancing nervously anywhere. Instead of being actually funny he just uses a nasally voice.

 

[AnOminous]

He's been hitting the bottle hard judging by how puffy he looks.

He's painful to watch, he doesn't even try to make eye contact with the camera, just keeps glancing nervously anywhere. Instead of being actually funny he just uses a nasally voice.

He's probably drinking the cheap liquor. I also bet he doesn't have enough money to afford his usual habit of as many pills as he can physically take before passing out, followed by actually passing out, followed by repeating it ad infinitum. If anything going broke might save him the OD he was headed for.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He is streaming live on Gaming Garbage to tens of people:

Holy crap, I did not realize how much weight he's put on. At least he can still afford food.

 

[AnOminous]

Holy crap, I did not realize how much weight he's put on. At least he can still afford food.

Or he's retaining water. From the impending liver failure.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Or he's retaining water. From the impending liver failure.

I can't wait for the point of cirrhosis where he goes the route of HappyCabbie and livestreams blood coming out of his asshole.

 

[Dan Abrams]

He is streaming live on Gaming Garbage to tens of people:

That basement he’s living in is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

That basement he’s living in is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

It looks like he's moving or that he's already moved.

I thought his Mcmansion was already paid for by family member?

 

[Ghostse]

It looks like he's moving or that he's already moved.

I thought his Mcmansion was already paid for by family member?

There is decent odds he's renting out the McMansion and using that money to live off of.

(that plus whatever percentage Jefery almost assuredly paying him as part of the hand over)

 

[Sabrina]

No, he owned a much bigger McMansion with Megan when he was raking in the dough, and later sold and moved into an apartment after he got married to Ashli. He has been renting another McMansion (the one with the lawyer foyer) for at least the past couple of years, and now he has moved into whatever this is.

Lowtax doesn't own jack shit (public records) except some old SUV and his computer. His parents do own their own McMansion with some fancy cars. Dad has the same name, so people get them mixed up when they look at the records.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It's me Lowtax, the author of all your pain.

Please use your existing @Lowtax account

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Memories are long on the internet, I completely buy the idea that some SPEWS sperg or some other type of trolling victm has carried a grude against SA and Lowtax for decades, and this person is influential enough to keep him on a blacklist.

And justifiably so. Lowtax it looks like your poison youtube channel is making the search results too crowded so its gotta go.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

He might have inadvertently been put on just via algorithm. Anecdotally, it seems black lists/shadow bans and things that fuck with reach disproportionately affect small content creators. He's on par views-wise with a particularly popular 6th grader uploading minecraft vids, ie a non entity. The futa game mentioned upthread might have been enough. Being unpersoned on Twitter probably doesn't help his case either.

The best part is he doesn't seem to understand that frags telling him to make a new account means "make a new identity" not autistically create LowT 2.0. A non idiot would realize you'd want a VPN, maybe a different browser.

Love the idea of lowtax thinking if he make an account called Hightax, he can outsmart those dummies at Google.

SA used to treat ban evaders the same way. Fuck, they were worse actually. Having an alt account or sharing an account were bannable. The old forums gestapo was always on the lookout for inconsistent posting that would imply account sharing.

The rules for account sharing was so dumb. You would get a message like

"Hi fellow goons. Postong under My husband account. He was in a major hit and run accident, clinging to life and might not make it through the night. He just wants to share a last moment with his favorite forum.

(User banned for this post)
"

Then you look at the reason and it's for account sharing. So dumb.

Lowtax, you streamed an uncensored futanari game where the aim was to get raped as much as possible. Might not be the ONLY reason, but don't act surprised.

Haha, who would want to play a game like that. Probably some weird deviant. What was this game called so i can search it out and make fun of them.

 

[northstar747]

I remember the hentai game reviews omg they are soo bad and creepy also you can buy them on jlist!

 

[Back me up!]

Memories are long on the internet, I completely buy the idea that some SPEWS sperg or some other type of trolling victm has carried a grude against SA and Lowtax for decades, and this person is influential enough to keep him on a blacklist.

And justifiably so. Lowtax it looks like your poison youtube channel is making the search results too crowded so its gotta go.

Its a furry. It has to be a furry. Back when SA was actually funny making fun of furrys was the rule of the day. Like you could legit respond to a furry trying to say they are not a sexual deviate with "Yiff in hell Furfag".