DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LucyDropper]

I find it funny how for the past few days evilibrium has been on Phil's shitlist outright recognizing he's a detractor, but just says he's an "ironic fan" and doesn't know why he gives him leniency, makes me wonder if theres some stuff happening behind the scenes.....I've seen people be banned for much less.

 

[Full Race Replay]

If your YouTube videos aren't 4k in 2021 then why the Derrich would anyone watch them? Not even 1080! They're literally 2005 quality, 15 years behind in tech. That's a sackable offence.

no offense but lots of detractors overhype screen size and bitrate just like phil. DSP could make his stream 5k90 with lossless bitrate and he would still be a shit streamer because of his begging and personality.

Lots of people still have capped wifi too. I'd watch a funny interactive streamer in 720p60 all day

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

no offense but lots of detractors overhype screen size and bitrate just like phil. DSP could make his stream 5k90 with lossless bitrate and he would still be a shit streamer because of his begging and personality.

Lots of people still have capped wifi too. I'd watch a funny interactive streamer in 720p60 all day

And no matter what he says, Phil is very superficial and wouldn't want people to see him in better quality. Those close-ups he sometimes has are horrifying, he's looking more and more ghoulish.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

He doesn't even help people in WWE Champions.

 

[Jonny Rico]

He doesn't even help people in WWE Champions.

I think he actually helps his guild-mates out with their rosters and dispenses other useful bits of champs related information, I'm sure there's some screenshots in the mobile gaming thread where he said he was the go-to guy for that sort of thing.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I think he actually helps his guild-mates out with their rosters and dispenses other useful bits of champs related information, I'm sure there's some screenshots in the mobile gaming thread where he said he was the go-to guy for that sort of thing.

I think BT9494 said that there's another more direct way of helping guild mates and that's healing them during faction events. If I recall correctly during faction events your sweaty men get tired and need healing, that can be done by either using your own healing items, getting healed by a guildmate or using the free medkits the game gives each faction during an event. I think BT9494 said that Dave very rarely healed other guild mates and often hogged the free community medkits for himself, that was back even when he was in that faction called Uselessness or Worthlessness or whatever where he was among fellow top whales. The only reason he ever got away with being such a selfish prick was because he gave people advice and he had a very open wallet.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

no offense but lots of detractors overhype screen size and bitrate just like phil. DSP could make his stream 5k90 with lossless bitrate and he would still be a shit streamer because of his begging and personality.

Lots of people still have capped wifi too. I'd watch a funny interactive streamer in 720p60 all day

Sure, but the real point is that Phil is dropping all of his viewer's money into impulsive spending, and dangling any potential improvement to his streams behind arbitrary goals. Phil makes far more money than the average Twitch streamer, his khantent could at least not be awful to look at.
These improvements may be small, but he's still guilt-tripping people into giving him money for them.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think he actually helps his guild-mates out with their rosters and dispenses other useful bits of champs related information, I'm sure there's some screenshots in the mobile gaming thread where he said he was the go-to guy for that sort of thing.

Phil years ago: WWE Champions is broken and the game cheats unless you spend money

Phil after spending $40,000 on Champions: Guys, I figured out how to beat the game!

 

[OverlySensitive]

Phil is miserable and while I get the fun of messing with him I just cant stomach his streams further I think, his streams are so miserable.

He plays pre stream music for a half hour to forty minutes then goes on to praise himself for his beggary skills, talks about his schedule endlessly like anyone gives any actual fucks about that for as long as it drags out for, talks his gaming news that he never has a genuine valid opinion of his own about even if he finds one tweeted he likes, randomly bitches about his chatterers and their bit/tip questions, begs and its even worse before his day off because his wife needs her pubic hair corn rolled and his bald chin needs to be masseused or some variation of these things before needing a break before he begins his hardcore game menu streaming.

Outside of the people around Phil which actually make him worth watching because they are by far more entertaining than he is, he is just a lazy and vile person and long term to view him you must be a saintly person.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

I wonder how many times a week Derich flips on Phil's spank it out session to hastily finish himself off when his favored porn girls - and guys - aren't enough.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

DSP is sad

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Someone on here thought he was a wealthy software engineer. Fucking lol. He is a little kid spending his retail paychecks to support DSP’s addiction.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

no offense but lots of detractors overhype screen size and bitrate just like phil. DSP could make his stream 5k90 with lossless bitrate and he would still be a shit streamer because of his begging and personality.

Lots of people still have capped wifi too. I'd watch a funny interactive streamer in 720p60 all day

YouTube. He uses OBS like everyone else. You can record and stream separately, which seems to be what he does. Does wrong... as with everything. Use 2 instances. I've recorded locally in 4k and streamed at 720 before with 2 instances of OBS. Doesn't take any effort. That way he could remove the pathetic e-begging source across the top of the screen and that dickhead doing the "commentary" when uploading to YouTube. If the game play was even good he could have potential licensing options for it in the future. No one wants footage with his crappy layout and fugly stroked boomer face, acting like playing everything is effort with commentary of "look at this", "I'm going over there" and "i died, ack ack ack".

The YouTube channel is how to draw people to Twitch. Use it as free advertising with short, funny/interesting clips to get people to the stream. Instead he spams blocky, out of context crap expecting to be picked up by the "bigger losers than you" algorithm. If you found one of his videos on YouTube would that draw you to Twitch or would you "Don't recommend channel" it?

 

[Iron Hamster]

YouTube. He uses OBS like everyone else. You can record and stream separately, which seems to be what he does. Does wrong... as with everything. Use 2 instances. I've recorded locally in 4k and streamed at 720 before with 2 instances of OBS. Doesn't take any effort. That way he could remove the pathetic e-begging source across the top of the screen and that dickhead doing the "commentary" when uploading to YouTube. If the game play was even good he could have potential licensing options for it in the future. No one wants footage with his crappy layout and fugly stroked boomer face, acting like playing everything is effort with commentary of "look at this", "I'm going over there" and "i died, ack ack ack".

The YouTube channel is how to draw people to Twitch. Use it as free advertising with short, funny/interesting clips to get people to the stream. Instead he spams blocky, out of context crap expecting to be picked up by the "bigger losers than you" algorithm. If you found one of his videos on YouTube would that draw you to Twitch or would you "Don't recommend channel" it?

Don't forget all the ads he puts in.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I’m not trying to argue with you guys about improving the channel with video size...I’m just saying I follow a lot of creators who upload their 20-30 minute stream highlights on YouTube in 720p60 and they are well-received due to the streamers attitude.

now if you’re talking things like a green screen, automated leaderboard or text to speech donations those would also be huge improvements to Phil’s stream.

 

[snort inquisition]

I wonder how many times a week Derich flips on Phil's spank it out session to hastily finish himself off when his favored porn girls - and guys - aren't enough.

kind of a weird thought to be having bro

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Don't forget all the ads he puts in.

*lip smack* um no you morahn the truth of the matter is Youtube by default has ads set up so stop being an idiot asshole shit stirrer in the chat just here to derail the pahsitive interaction.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

kind of a weird thought to be having bro

Derich has two interests. Porn and DSP. It's not weird to wonder if Derich masturbates to Phil because he definitely does.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Derich has two interests. Porn and DSP. It's not weird to wonder if Derich masturbates to Phil because he definitely does.

And people wonder why Derich says good night to Phil for 20 minutes until he says it back.
It's Derich's version of pillow talk.

 

[grump]

dsp always has to be the best at everything he mentions

Spoiler

games, "one of the best overall gamers in the country"

food, "I could open my own restaurant", also buys expensive frozen lasagne

fitness, "I was a body builder", is fat but will give you advice on fitness lol

school, "all the girls wanted to fuck me and my everyone wanted to party with me", meanwhile the only two girls he has fingered have been mentally ill fans who messaged him

best at the chess club which was probably full of retards

street fighter, "my neo-geo conversion 4th place and local tournament placements make me the best US player in super turbo", says he adapted to the port in a few days but hasn't assimilated to online play in 10yrs

"my wife's a super model"

says he was the inventor of "let's plays" and claims to be responsible for bringing "variety streaming" into the mainstream

not only is he better than you, he also has struggled harder than you

only makes $100k a year

bad back from lifting weights with bad technique, just proves how stubborn he is

grew up on the mean streets of connecticut

didn't get the wolverine figure

somehow went bankrupt from 2 couches, a tv and dinner table

can only order delivery cause seattle is swarming with the gook virus

it's fucking weird, is this what narcissism is

top military recruit
the independent thinker who is above left/right politics
pc enthusiast and prolific builder
lectures on everything from medicine to finance to the foibles of the healthcare system
the king of suffering, compares himself to Job
tournament level professional fighting game player
The 'edward snowden' of the fgc
leading light in the fight against SOPA and PIPPA
works harder than Elon Musk if musk personally invented everything in his companies.
Trolls would be screwed but he'd be fine without the other.
most hated...okay well maybe there is some truth to this...

We got a regular Phileonardo da Burnelli over here. A Renaissance man for the modern age. I'm pretty sure this is just the tip of the ice berg and others can add in.

 

[SPhobos]

Phil just said he has 0 desire to play games during his free time lmfao. Just your normal everyman gamer who loathes video games if he's not being paid to pay them by a crowd of retards.