We’re all so very proud of you for not being as fat as other people, newfag. Kindly cork it.
Or for when her husband finally divorces her after the kids are old enough. She did mention that most of his half-hearted argument for staying with her was for the sake of the children.
I can see years from now, Kelly moaning on future-twitter that her husband just didn’t understand her neurodivergent ways, and it wasn’t her fault she was a selfish, self-absorbed ogress who barely ever cleaned, who spent all day on Instagram posting shocked Shrek faces with wokescolding pasted over them, who spent his money on parachute pantaloons and dye jobs while telling him that his lack of adoration of her third chin’s beard hair was fatphobic and sexist. A woman who, after being presented with the possibility of divorce from a husband who was disgusted by her revolting lack of hygiene and massively snowballing weight gain, did not take that as a wakeup call, but instead decided that the man who puts food on the table, put her in a nice house in a swanky white neighbourhood and keeps her in “bedtime fried chicken” every night was wrong and it was his fault and she has every right to deliberately craft herself as ugly, unhealthy and unhygienic as possible.
Shame on him for not being more supportive.
Okay but just for the record, the moon is a hologram.