Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Null]

Just curious, what's the difference between this and Adam Kovic?

Adam Kovic was catfished by a gay man posing as a woman while he cheated on his wife and his family. June was sending some pictures to her boyfriend. If Greg makes a post saying he never got these and she was cheating on him, I'll feature that.

Edit: I also don't want a bunch of people signing up just to thirstpost in this thread.

 

[ExciteDyke]

i'm not surprised about them being too boring for front page content, they're just as bland as most walmartian women anyway smh

 

[rabo]

I like the avatar edit, if I were animated I think I'd keep it permanently.

 

[MisoSupper]

Given how open about degenerate shit she was with Preg I was expecting something not nearly this vanilla. Honestly I'm more excited about her reaction than anything else. I think I've only seen like one nobody on twitter talking about it.

 

[Meriasek]

Stop referring to yourself in 3rd person.

This isn't Reddit. Nobody cares about individual posters trying to be meta-clever.

And my axe.

Also, lol that Null is aware of this leak and hasn't front-paged it because he finds the pics to be that mediocre.

Mediocre, but considering that the average lolcow nudes usually range between "merely horrifying" and "so gross they would make the most hardened serbian war criminal puke" I think we can be thankful for "mediocre".

 

[LukeMcGregor]

The posts directly before people found the person selling nudes were someone begging for nudes and a tweet about how her parents follow her. That's beautiful.

 

[Rekkington]

Mediocre, but considering that the average lolcow nudes usually range between "merely horrifying" and "so gross they would make the most hardened serbian war criminal puke" I think we can be thankful for "mediocre".

For white women we can weigh it on the "would a black man rape her?" metric and on the 1-30 scale in that context I vote her a solid 21. I don't know if KF people are sloppy titty aficionados or something but most people aren't repulsed by big perky fake tits, that's literally the whole reason people pay for them. Yeah she has caked on makeup, so do 100% of women on Earth. Check out a before and after with a Korean woman, or check out Tila Tequila and stare into the abyss. This isn't a thirstpost but anyone taking a stand to die on Wig Hill is just spinning their wheels.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Before and after the snapchat filter kicks in, lol

 

[Love Machine]

How to make yourself unattractive in 1 easy step!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I like the sockets, it'll be like fucking an extraterrestrial.

Just imagine a Rahm Emanuel and Shoe team up, you got dem double coon eyes action

 

[High Tea]

I'm torn. Went to the trouble of filtering them, but not putting makeup on. Would have thought there would be a ton more pics or ones in clothes too, unless whomever got them just went for recent nudes. At first I thought this was a personal drop for attention. I can see her having a messy room, only because guys seem more forgiving about that if the nudes are good and let's face it, she hasn't grown up so she's not cleaning her room. But the no makeup I doubt she'd drop herself. And it would have to be sent to someone really close to her like Greg, someone she'd me ok seeing her without makeup.

 

[YuukiSasaki]

The full leak. I've added some qualified personal commentary. This is my review of a photography set.

Unless i’m an idiot, isn’t there more? In the previous pages, there was a censored photo that showed the Canadian flag in the background and none of the uncensored photos show this photo, am I blind? Lol

 

[NeedWaterAndMilk]

Unless i’m an idiot, isn’t there more? In the previous pages, there was a censored photo that showed the Canadian flag in the background and none of the uncensored photos show this photo, am I blind? Lol

I think some of them haven't leaked yet

 

[scathefire]

I'm only disappointed there's no proper spread and there's no full look at her butthole.

Jeez dude, aren't there more attractive women out there with more worthwhile buttholes to enjoy?

 

[SalmaoneSlaamper]

Jeez dude, aren't there more attractive women out there with more worthwhile buttholes to enjoy?

She has a "reputation" on the line that she is trying to maintain, knowing this it makes it a little hotter to Coom at a 5/10

 

[Haim Arlosoroff]

If true, wouldn't this make it the THIRD time that June's noods have been leaked?

Once with the doorframe and the hourglass figure, and the plasticy boobjob
Twice in the sword & couch(?) attempt at pinup
Third just now

She's rapidly hitting the wall too, gamergate was just too long long ago to milk for an audience and I don't know what videos she should even make now? Breadtube? That can't be attention-getting with Biden in office. God, I may as well pine after Brooke "Dodger" Thorne.

 

[rabo]

Jeez dude, aren't there more attractive women out there with more worthwhile buttholes to enjoy?

Yes, there are, but as I pointed out I used to be a fan and had a bit of a crush on her before she got on Bernie and Vaush's dick.

It's like that okay-looking nice clerk at the store you go to that you see all the time. Sure I could go online and see girls far more attractive show everything they've got. But that girl next door's nudes would be special just because it's somebody you're familiar with.

I can't speak for all the random thirsters on the thread that didn't even know who she was before joining the thread. Because she's nothing to go ape shit about without context.

 

[Badboll]

Once with the doorframe and the hourglass figure, and the plasticy boobjob
Twice in the sword & couch(?) attempt at pinup
Third just now

She's rapidly hitting the wall too, gamergate was just too long long ago to milk for an audience and I don't know what videos she should even make now? Breadtube? That can't be attention-getting with Biden in office. God, I may as well pine after Brooke "Dodger" Thorne.

This leak makes me actually think those were not her, but this one certainly is.

 

[ostronaut]

 

[kcbbq]

Once with the doorframe and the hourglass figure, and the plasticy boobjob
Twice in the sword & couch(?) attempt at pinup
Third just now

She's rapidly hitting the wall too, gamergate was just too long long ago to milk for an audience and I don't know what videos she should even make now? Breadtube? That can't be attention-getting with Biden in office. God, I may as well pine after Brooke "Dodger" Thorne.

The aftermarket tits are really not that bad compared to a lot of implants. She just seems incapable of pulling off a sexy look. Almost every pic is just awkward.