/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Captain Ahab]

Man.

On the one hand, I'm always game to fuck over the global elite and the kikes.

On the other, if this causes the SEC and the fed to come down hard on amateur investors it's going to fucking suck.

Well, no progress is ever made being comfy I suppose. Hold the line you beautiful speds.

Then some Kekistani autist will find a loophole and turn his weekly allowance into half a billion dollars, destroying half of wall street by accident.

One does not stop autism.

 

[nekrataal]

My favorite thing to come from this are all the hot takes on twitter and retarded leftoids repeatedly saying “eat the rich”.

 

[HumanHive]

Lol why are you eating poop

Why aren’t you?

 

[Cabelaz]

I'm geneiunly tired of finding holes like this, and then completely squandering the opportunity.

We had one of these just last week with the riots. We had our fun, and moved on.

Is the fear of monumental political and economic change the fact that we're comfortable right now?
This is a massive example of how the people in power want us all dead. And we will just let it be memoryholed until the next big chance we have to stick it to Mr. Schekelgoldburg.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So a bunch of autists basically fucked big capital over?

Based.

 

[Reactor]

This is what happens when people have nothing left to lose. This is most likely suicide for the people buying the GameStop stock but they would rather lose the money then see wallstreet win.

Either way, Gamestop should be eager that they are receiving all this publicity and attention. It's hard to stay relevant when these are your means of providing unique and memorable community outreach:

 

[Zaryiu2]

Man fuck gamestop anyways, support your local nerd shops.

What if some of us live where their are no local nerd shops?

 

[Evilronald]

They were even lying about the hedge fund pulling out of the short to try and get the retail investors to get rid of their GME stocks and absolutely no one was buying it.

Yea and the huge benefit retail investors have is that their loss is limited to the amount they paid to purchase their shares, whereas it’s unlimited for short sellers. It is absolutely insane to me how hedgefunds are a bunch of lemmings that will take up a short position right as other hedge funds are exiting. You’d think their risk management people would be all up their ass for engaging in GameStop in any way, especially in a speculative one.

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

So has MSM actually used the words "economic terrorism" yet? Or do we need to wait a bit and tune in tomorrow—same Bat-time, same Bat-channel? I won't be surprised the media go ham saying "Q-anon/MAGA/TRUMPIST ALT-RIGHTERS ARE DOING THIS TO DESTROY THE ECONOMY!!!!"
I also wonder when will the usual suspects start screaming up to daddy google and papa apple to ban robin hood because "domestic economic terrorism" or some such nonsense.

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Gamergate 2: Financial Boogaloo

We should call it Gamergate 2: The quest for Melvin’s gold

 

[Stasi]

I legit have not laughed this much in a long time, god bless autism and all the wall street salt it has caused to flow.

Anyway, Rossmann has put out some decent videos on this shitshow. Worth checking out if you dont want to read a million posts on biz

 

[Michael_Jordan_Peterson]

My favorite thing to come from this are all the hot takes on twitter and retarded leftoids repeatedly saying “eat the rich”.

Has no one asked if its anti semitic to be against the 1% and hedge fund managers yet

 

[PetrifiedTom]

This kinda reminds me the Church of Subgenious.

The guys in ties playing by the rules that other guys made. Media isn't covering that much because why cross people that pay for your salary... and then bunch of retards enters the parlour where the gambling takes place, shit on the table, start reeing and gathers all the coins from the table.

The guys in ties protests because that wasn't the game plan but fuckers don't care at all. Some business anchorman is enraged that fuckers ruined some hedge fund that neither made money for their clients nor companies they have acquired. That isn't the way it was supposed to be god dammit! Stonks are hard stuff to understand and some morons break the bank by outplaying other idiots in their ivory tower convinced that their risky position was unflawed.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

If you unironically like Elon Musk, you're a massive piece of shit and no it's not quirky you shill the richest man in the world as some relatable nobody when he's a generic sociopath billionaire who doesn't care about his staff or the world. I guess leeching off your workers is cool.
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If you could end up jumping off a building when the markets fall you'd make the event like 10 times better and probably make it into a history book.

Just saying.

 

[OfficerBagget]

The fact that its Gamestop stock makes the whole thing 20x more Autistic

 

[DJ Grelle]

in short, you discovered class consciousness

Class consciousness

en.m.wikipedia.org

Nah
It is merely a small, rootless international clique who pits everyone against each other. Both the factory worker and the STEM student are getting fucked over. And they empathise with each other, even tho they are two different classes
The fight against the slavery of interest and international finance was not just fought by communists.

 

[X Prime]

Notice that, somehow, they don't quite side with the retail investors. Seems mealy mouthed.

 

[LurkTrawl]

You know, out of all the things I thought would destroy the economy neither GameStop, nor Reddit were one of them.

It's like betting red AND black, and getting the fucking green zero on the roulette wheel.

Godspeed based, autistic bastards.

 

[geovonnigeovonni]

So has MSM actually used the words "economic terrorism" yet? Or do we need to wait a bit and tune in tomorrow—same Bat-time, same Bat-channel? I won't be surprised the media go ham saying "Q-anon/MAGA/TRUMPIST ALT-RIGHTERS ARE DOING THIS TO DESTROY THE ECONOMY!!!!"
I also wonder when will the usual suspects start screaming up to daddy google and papa apple to ban robin hood because "domestic economic terrorism" or some such nonsense.

Might as well accelerate it and write the article yourself.

You know, out of all the things I thought would destroy the economy neither GameStop, nor Reddit were one of them.

literally if i didnt lurk on reddit i wouldn't of known. 4chan needs to step up its game.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Can these lads perhaps do this to the fraudulent paper Gold and Silver prices used to manipulate the physical market?