Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[mike schmidt's knee]

Wow you are not very smart are you?

that's what Gloria told you, Huh?

 

[Without A Gout]

Wow you are not very smart are you?

The only canal you'll be near in these parts is a root canal.

 

[Adamska]

So now we're seeing Len desperately get into the autistic worldbuilding market? Lovely. Imma catch that and more when I arise from my grave in the morning.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

He's also going to lap TJ Church again by midweek at the latest if he keeps his current posting rate.

Revised ETA to Overtaking TJ For the Second Time: End of the day tomorrow.

 

[Without A Gout]

The only canal you'll be near in these parts is a root canal.

*Contemplation intensifies*

 

[Rin]

*Contemplation intensifies*

Maybe a root canal means something different in Lfsville? Or maybe Shaner's got a new crush...

 

[MY 405]

I'm talking about the industrial age / time. Like McCormick farm equipment.​

Oh, the McCormicks? As in Cyrus McCormick who did nothing more than file patents on the farming equipment developed by other family members and one of the McCormick's SLAVES? Cyrus McCormick whose daughter was a nut job and his son, Stanley, was so certifiably insane and misogynistic that he sexually assaulted a woman ON A TRAIN and spent the rest of his days locked up on the family estate in California?! Nice pick here, Len, think I'll stick with a team of Percherons to haul that manure spreader.

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

I think we're overdo for a three way brawl of the ages on here between @Schuylkill Valley @The_Knight_Rider and @Photographer over how len should handle this situation

 

[JSGOTI]

FEED THE FARMS COW.

Yes, this response is late, I'm still catching up on the thread.

But holy shit, between you and @Zim , I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Semper Fi you glorious bastards, and I'm going to get something special for both of you.

EDIT: Enjoy your new banners, you've earned them.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

So, Len, you've been working on this children's book of yours for years, right? Any chance you may be able to give us some excerpts from it to see if it's interesting at all? Historically, we here at the Farms are very interested in literary works intended for a children's audience that is written by a middle-aged autistic man.

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

Hey Len, you looked great at the parade this weekend!!

Spoiler

 

[Alex Krycek]

Goodbye Teej, hello Leonard. Already very happy with this thread.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Question for all, what did you people do the yesterday for the Fourth?

I watched some pro wrestling and watched fireworks.
Yes I know this is very late I just wanted in on the fun.

Anyways, I agree, you should share some of your book with us Shaner. If anything, we could help it find the audience who could "appreciate" it.

 

[WireSponge]

Since he's posting with both accounts now, we should all take our votes on which Shaner sock will surpass @Holden first, @The_Knight_Rider or
@Schuylkill Valley. Personally, my money is on @Schuylkill Valley. Even though @The_Knight_Rider has that head start, @Schuylkill Valley somehow manages to condense even more autism into a single post.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Since he's posting with both accounts now, we should all take our votes on which Shaner sock will surpass @Holden first, @The_Knight_Rider or
@Schuylkill Valley. Personally, my money is on @Schuylkill Valley. Even though @The_Knight_Rider has that head start, @Schuylkill Valley somehow manages to condense even more autism into a single post.

At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if they both took the top two spots. Come on @Holden, got to try to keep that top spot now.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

I turn my back for two days to do shit that isn't making fun of exceptional people on the internet and Shaner goes wild.

Go figure. Now I want to see Fourth of July creepshots and Bible verses, pronto.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

There's a few ways in spelling Shaner. The German way is Schanzer , Than there's Shoner, Shanner .
There's Shonersville, PA.
there was Shanerville, PA. which is now part of Pottstown.

There's also Shanesville, PA. out on Route 73 .

Are you banned from the Italian Market in Skippack? I heard you stole sweets on the name of your diabeetus

 

[Samson]

All this bullshit, and Shaner still won't tell us if he has a job or not. I'm going to just assume he his stealing SSI benefits under his dad's name. Hopefully some kiwis in high places can make sure his unearned benefits are rightly taken away from him. That would be worth 2-3 pants shitting episodes.

 

[Billy Bad Rad Shad]

Sources say @Schuylkill Valley got hit in the head by a Lantern after he tried to swing on someone on the 4th, Please confirm.

 

[AnOminous]

You know how CWC invented CWCville, and Phil/ADF conjured up Australatina? I wonder if Len invented a made up city/country himself? Something like Shanertown, USA: a town of foamers where everything revolves around trains?

If he invented a made up country he'd somehow manage to get banned from it.

@Schuylkill Valley, is it true you were banned from most canals too?

Unfortunately not a birth canal.