/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

Chamulum said:
Imagine being this autistic.
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Boss HM-2 said:
I only bring this up because I remember some incel on r/wallstreetbets rejecting advice to get stocks in both because they're both run by women (Lisa Su is the CEO of AMD and Stephanie McMahon runs the business side of WWE)
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Iirc the infamous autist 1RONYMAN who lost $50k in a trade he said "literally can't go tits up" at one point asked wsb for "good companies that aren't run by women"
 
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3119967d0c said:
I mean, it isn't going to turn out well for anyone who actually keeps holding Gamestop stock. They are still fucked.
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Lol if you don’t grab a bunch of retard coronabux and run for the door as fast as you can. I’m all for squashing the elites with what you can afford, but the whales will be eying the door on Thursday

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There’s a backup Discord server.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
This is more profitable than selling video games to Gamestop.
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GameStop Announces That Due To Skyrocketing Stock, They Can Now Afford To Pay Up To 25 Cents For Your Used Games
January 26th, 2021

GRAPEVINE, TX—According to market experts, magical and mysterious forces have somehow pushed GameStop's stock price up by 680% in January alone. Because of this incredible windfall, Gamestop has announced they will soon be able to afford to pay gamers up to 25 whole cents for their used games, up from their traditional offering of 3 cents.

"We pride ourselves in being the Blockbuster Video of video game stores," said CEO George Sherman. "But now, we are proud to say we are the Blockbuster Video of video game stores that can put cold, hard cash in your pocket!"

Starting next week, gamers will be able to bring their PS4, a copy of The Last Of Us: Remastered, Bloodborne, and the entire library of Call of Duty games, and walk home with enough money to get a delicious Slurpee at 7-Eleven and maybe a Hostess Ding Dong.

Investors are worried that people might soon figure out they can sell their games on Craigslist to someone in town for 20 or 30 dollars, and if that happens, it will be all over for GameStop.

"Nonsense!" replied Sherman. "We continue to put our faith in the magical forces of stock market money and viral Reddit posts. What can go wrong?"

Officials in the company are not worried either, saying that if the video game business goes down the tubes, they can always fall back on selling CBD oil.

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Remember the raid Area 51 memes, when people said one of the funniest aspects was the fact that some poor shmuck would have to explain shit like naruto running to some general while they're explaining wtf is going on? Same thing here. Imagine not just having to tell your boss you just lost a couple of billion dollars, but then having to explain what fucking Reddit is, and why a bunch of literal internet autists decided to ruin your fucking day and there's nothing you can do about it
 
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Pee Cola said:
GameStop Announces That Due To Skyrocketing Stock, They Can Now Afford To Pay Up To 25 Cents For Your Used Games
January 26th, 2021

GRAPEVINE, TX—According to market experts, magical and mysterious forces have somehow pushed GameStop's stock price up by 680% in January alone. Because of this incredible windfall, Gamestop has announced they will soon be able to afford to pay gamers up to 25 whole cents for their used games, up from their traditional offering of 3 cents.

"We pride ourselves in being the Blockbuster Video of video game stores," said CEO George Sherman. "But now, we are proud to say we are the Blockbuster Video of video game stores that can put cold, hard cash in your pocket!"

Starting next week, gamers will be able to bring their PS4, a copy of The Last Of Us: Remastered, Bloodborne, and the entire library of Call of Duty games, and walk home with enough money to get a delicious Slurpee at 7-Eleven and maybe a Hostess Ding Dong.

Investors are worried that people might soon figure out they can sell their games on Craigslist to someone in town for 20 or 30 dollars, and if that happens, it will be all over for GameStop.

"Nonsense!" replied Sherman. "We continue to put our faith in the magical forces of stock market money and viral Reddit posts. What can go wrong?"

Officials in the company are not worried either, saying that if the video game business goes down the tubes, they can always fall back on selling CBD oil.

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itskaon said:
how long until they start arresting redditors ?

if you haven't seen this i highly recommend this video

TLDR some pajeet from england made $50 million doing the what WSB did with a trading bot and he was arrested and charged in the US
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I'm going to remain hopeful that it goes pretty much ignored in the grand scheme, because the only reason this is possible in the first place is because these hedge funds are shorting stocks at impossible rates and typically just get away with it.
 
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