/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[LUNEKO]

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r/wallstreetbets - 20 Million Shares of Gamestop are going to be bought b/c of 1/29 calls on Friday. Don't Even Think About Selling Until Then.

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The time bomb is set, let's see if the fat cats can run fast enough to disassemble it

 

[God of Nothing]

After hours trading is closed. Here's the final price for the day.
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I hope all the investment apps/sites approve their recent applicants to completely fuck Wallstreet

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

We haven't just reached peak Clown World. We're riding the stonks to the moon. Clown World has achieved intergalactic reach.

We have always hated the rich and now this is our chance to take their tendies.

 

[RandomTwitterGuy]

Now Biden and team has a chance to get a ton of good will, but knowing the Democrats they will go "bipartiasan" and cock out.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

I hope all the investment apps/sites approve their recent applicants to completely fuck Wallstreet

Robinhood is the only app that I know that isn't fucking with people investing.

 

[bluebarrel]

It's amazing how fast they find excuses to try to shut you down when their precious money gets touched, isn't it? All of this over doing literally the same thing that the rich do in playing gambling games.

 

[SheerHeartAttack]

Robinhood is the only app that I know that isn't fucking with people investing.

Robinhood helping people fuck over the rich, what a fitting name lmao.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

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https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/1354588603024867328 (https://archive.vn/Kckez)

HEY WALLSTREET! YOU BETTER GET READY, 'CAUSE SHEIK MORE READY! CAMERAMAN, ZOOM IT!

 

[instythot]

Some words on wsb and /biz/ are indicating this is the next target. If gold and silver shorts are called and markets are forced to cover, the market will go tits up. GME can always issue new shares, but you can't easily dig up more gold or silver/

Even better: force funds in derivatives positions to take delivery of thousands of barrels of oil or whatever when those contracts come due and they're still holding them. Trading floor's closed, we didn't know where else to put all this fucking grain

 

[KingCoelacanth]

It's amazing how fast they find excuses to try to shut you down when their precious money gets touched, isn't it? All of this over doing literally the same thing that the rich do in playing gambling games.

Its not just money being touched, its a system being challenged.

 

[Baroque]

It should really go without saying that the fund manager is separate from the fund's shareholders. Anyone who thinks "lawl hedgie rekt," well yes, the fund manager will face consequences, but it's not his $4 billion wiped out, its probably pensioners. Here's a clue: anytime you think that you, a common person, are getting one over on the elites, it's actually some other common person getting fucked.

 

[Tookie]

LOL, my crypto started going up as soon as after-hours trading halted and the autists turned their attention back to it.

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

It's amazing how fast they find excuses to try to shut you down when their precious money gets touched, isn't it? All of this over doing literally the same thing that the rich do in playing gambling games.

Yeah but they are playing with your pleb money, not their precious millions that are manipulated by a broker and a shell company.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Its not just money being touched, its a system being challenged.

Finally. No more dumb shorts.

 

[Pee Cola]

Can't wait for the Internet Historian video on this.

Internet Historian? I'd like to think there's enough here for Frederik Knudsen to make a Down The Rabbit Hole episode about this.

 

[God of Nothing]

Robinhood is the only app that I know that isn't fucking with people investing.

Good thing I'm waiting on them then. I'll still be happy so long as "they" get fucked.

 

[The Demon]

We haven't just reached peak Clown World. We're riding the stonks to the moon. Clown World has achieved intergalactic reach.

life is a circus, clowns are just more honest about themselves

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Internet Historian? I'd like to think there's enough here for Frederik Knudsen to make a Down The Rabbit Hole episode about this.

He does individuals more than a whole event.

 

[Vince McMahon]

I know that if this triggers a proper 1930s style depression, then I'm fucked, since I'm living in a developing country. But it would be an honour to see history live.

I feel like Doctor Strangelove. I love the bomb, fellas.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Finally. No more dumb shorts.

There'll still be plenty of dumb shorts. New regulations will be setup to maintain the system and keep those shorts safe from the masses.