/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Vining]

You know what? Maybe Reddit isn't so bad after all.

 

[Kerr Avon]

This news converted my ED to priapism

 

[yahowahi]

Except we also have a case in our lifetimes of a hedge fund failure causing a global financial crisis, and naked shorts are a very common tool that are very easy to rig against

And the people least harmed in the long run by that were the people who caused it...

 

[instythot]

What I really want to see out of this is some "contrarian" pundit coming onto whatever the financial shows on CNN and msnbc are and saying "weren't you people all breathless over the great reset just a week ago? We started early"

 

[XYZpdq]

And the people least harmed in the long run by that were the people who caused it...

if the roof is going to collapse anyways we might as well enjoy laughing at the dipshit who build the joint getting kicked in the dick first

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Proud Ginga]

You know what? Maybe Reddit isn't so bad after all.

I used to think the whole site went to shit, and I've been proven wrong. This'll be a highlight of the year at the very least.

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

I used to think the whole site went to shit, and I've been proven wrong. This'll be a highlight of the year at the very least.

Don't you fucking utter those words in clown world.

 

[the fall of man]

Everything people bitch about with regard to Wall Street hedge funds applies to Tesla a hundred fold but nobody cares because Musk isn't a kike.

Wall Street is boring and stuffy

 

[ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander]

You know what? Maybe Reddit isn't so bad after all.

That'll be the case if you stick to WSB and the more sane subs it's fine.

Anywhere else and you may as well quit while you're ahead.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

You know what? Maybe Reddit isn't so bad after all.

Who knew reddit could be tolerable if it just tried to emulate 4chan

 

[NeroRisotto]

My cynicism is telling me all the msm have to do is tell wsb that if they continue what they're doing...

Trump wins.

 

[the fall of man]

And the people least harmed in the long run by that were the people who caused it...

Bankruptcy only lasts seven years, then you can stop eating cat food and start buying child slaves again

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Good to know, like I said just started one and know absolute jack about them. still a bit uncertain about contributing during a crash since it seems like a bit of a gamble whether or not a stock will recover or go under. Worse comes to worst I guess I can always bitch out and go with mostly bonds and stable value funds

Im not a financial advisor. This is all info I was told. I can not speak to how valid it is.

Also put money in. Doubly so if your company matches contributions. Increase the percentage of how much you put in as you get raises. Go with the risky stocks while you're young

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

My cynicism is telling me all the msm have to do is tell wsb that if they continue what they're doing...

Trump wins.

People listen to money more than their own political principles. This unfortunate fact is usually leveraged against the populace by those in power, but today the turns have tabled.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

The unwashed masses are engaged in digital proxy wars with the political class and their corporate masters.

If only everyone that bought 2077 knew we'd be living in a cyberpunk dystopia in just a couple months anyway, they could have saved that money and put it into GME.

 

[whatever I feel like]

MOTHERFUCKIN HERO

I hope to God someone has this saved.

 

[world of shit]

How long until the subreddit gets subverted?

It's already happening. Due to the pressure of a hate-speech ban people are already inb4-ing shit like "WE DO NOT CONDONE HATE-SPEECH" everywhere.

It's going to be the exact same playbook as gamergate and how kotakuinaction went down shithill trying to opticscuck themselves into some boring lukewarm middleground.

Meanwhile, a lot of the people that want to speak freely will migrate to win and /biz/ and the movement will fracture.

But every revolution plants the seeds of its own destruction, for right now, let's bask in the glow of wallstreet shitting their pants.

 

[Blackhole]

I hope to God someone has this saved.

>blocked by NBC universal
Fuck,anybody have a archive?

 

[the fall of man]

Im not a financial advisor. This is all info I was told. I can not speak to how valid it is.

Also put money in. Doubly so if your company matches contributions. Increase the percentage of how much you put in as you get raises. Go with the risky stocks while you're young

Risky as in “well they’re a little unorthodox, but I like that Wells Fargo”, not “pictures on the internet told me to buy a decrepit video game company at 100x valuation to dab on wall street man”