/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Fake News Anchor]

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From this afternoon. Late?

I fucking hate the government so fucking much. "It has no basis in reality." YOU HYPER INFLATE THE DOLLAR TO BAILOUT BANKS AND THE DOLLAR ISN'T EVEN BACKED BY ANYTHING!

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

lol the whole fucking housing market AND stock market has no basis in reality.

WE ARE LIVING IN THE CLOWN WORLD AND THE ELITES CAN'T BARE THE FACT THAT WE ARE PLAYING THEIR GAME!

Housing market DOES have value, it's a very limited supply, and people invested in ensure more currency isn't minted.

Stocks, ummmmm... well they inspire people's imagination or something?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Housing market DOES have value, it's a very limited supply, and people invested in ensure more currency isn't minted.

Stocks, ummmmm... well they inspire people's imagination or something?

housing market is pumped by cheap unlimited money & low interest rate.

stocks are the same. they are pumped by cheap, unlimited borrowed money on margins.

yeah, its all the same.

 

[Vining]

"I am manipulating the economy to crash the stock market, so I can end the manipulation of the economy that leads to the stock market crash."

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

That feeling when you realize money is backed by nothing but the hopes and dreams to be worth something tomorrow. Then you realize the system you live in and reality you deal with is based on money which goes back to point one of being nothing.

 

[proteus4994]

One of the CNBC hosts claimed that GME “wasn’t worth the current valuation”.

Dude, you host a financial news show and you don’t realize that stock is worth whatever the fuck people say it is? The ship sailed on stocks being “worth it” sailed at least 20 years ago, probably more. Pets.com anyone?

 

[the fall of man]

 

[world of shit]

So what other ways of economic chaos can be employed? What about infrastructure stock?

I said this a million times to my Boomer friends and relatives who were mad about the election, the state of American, the banking system, etc.

"If 20% of you boomers took your money out of the stock market, out of the banks, and refused to pay any taxes, you'd start to see some real fucking quick changes".

 

[JustSomeDong]

I wouldn't be me if I didn't bring some pessimism to the party, so I'll just go ahead and ask. Is anyone else just waiting for them to use this as a reason to axe another stimmy check?

I'm ants at a picnic.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I fucking hate the government so fucking much. "It has no basis in reality." YOU HYPER INFLATE THE DOLLAR TO BAILOUT BANKS AND THE DOLLAR ISN'T EVEN BACKED BY ANYTHING!

Oh it gets better:

“The current pandemic has created a unique situation where many people have gotten into day trading and really have no idea exactly what they’re doing,” Galvin said. “It’s something that they’re trying to figure their way as they go. These types of entities, such as GameStop, have created a really difficult situation for these people. They think they’re missing out if they don’t make a bet on them. They don’t really understand what they’re doing. I think small-time investors like that, unsophisticated investors, are going to be hurt.”

These assholes are really testing just how fucking far they can push people, huh? "Look guys you don't know what you're messing with so we'll just stop you, okay? We don't want any of you getting hurt."

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

View attachment 1876708 "I am manipulating the economy to crash the stock market, so I can end the manipulation of the economy that leads to the stock market crash."

"Like I said: Autists are unstoppable, Jack. And I have quite the Amiibo collection."

 

[HumanHive]

View attachment 1876708 "I am manipulating the economy to crash the stock market, so I can end the manipulation of the economy that leads to the stock market crash."

"In my new financial system, people will buy and sell for what they BELIEVE! Not for the hedge funds Not for crypto! Not for what they're told is a safe bet. Every man will be free to fund his own retirement!"

 

[Ol' Slag]

What the fuck would the SEC do? Take away chicken tendies and the internet?

These rich cocksucking assholes are so pissed that neet samurai are storming the castle and plundering the treasure.

Fuck these hedgefund assholes. I hope that assholes keep doing it. These chucklefucks will stop talking shit about relief checks and be actually needing them.

Keep it soaring you autistic motherfuckers. Bankrupt all those fancy suit motherfuckers. I want to see thier yachts repossessed and thier mansions foreclosed on. Their rolexs sold at pawn shops. Their nice cars going on the auction block.

Blood for the blood God.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Wall street didn't engineer the collapse of Occupy Wall street, they just learned from it. The left is completely incapable of standing up to the idpol types and those toxic faggots will ruin any attempt to organize or make any positive changes in society.

 

[Fougaro]

 

[Bill The Fucker]

I fucking hate the government so fucking much. "It has no basis in reality." YOU HYPER INFLATE THE DOLLAR TO BAILOUT BANKS AND THE DOLLAR ISN'T EVEN BACKED BY ANYTHING!

Dollar is actually doing relatively well all things considered. I've seen calls for a new 3 year cycle on the upswing for the DXY, which considering our balance sheet probably says more about literally every other currency than the USD.

 

[Blackhole]

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[instythot]

housing market is pumped by cheap unlimited money & low interest rate.

stocks are the same. they are pumped by cheap, unlimited borrowed money on margins.

yeah, its all the same.

Well except you also use a house to live in if you don't want to play market games

 

[Fougaro]

E T E R N A L L Y
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TFW greed motivates you to foolishly put all your eggs in one basket, only to be JUST-ed by some random speds on the Internet.

 

[Kulee Baba]

What the fuck would the SEC do? Take away chicken tendies and the internet?

These rich cocksucking assholes are so pissed that neet samurai are storming the castle and plundering the treasure.

Fuck these hedgefund assholes. I hope that assholes keep doing it. These chucklefucks will stop talking shit about relief checks and be actually needing them.

Keep it soaring you autistic motherfuckers. Bankrupt all those fancy suit motherfuckers. I want to see thier yachts repossessed and thier mansions foreclosed on. Their rolexs sold at pawn shops. Their nice cars going on the auction block.

Blood for the blood God.

Nothing they did was illegal. They all discussed this openly on Reddit and Discord.

Essentially the hedgefunds were caught with their pants down. Usually the reverse happens where they'll temporarily tank the stock to trigger a sell off and fuck over the small fish that were using margins.