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This faggot is saying that redditors taking risks is a bad thing but hedge funds taking risks is good (and getting their ass handed to them as a consequence of their actions is bad)? Get fucked.
/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo
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This faggot is saying that redditors taking risks is a bad thing but hedge funds taking risks is good (and getting their ass handed to them as a consequence of their actions is bad)? Get fucked.
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Shitposting aside, in the end I'm impressed how even supposed "professionals" at Wall Street are as retarded as the people from /biz/ if not more so making fatal mistakes you'd only expect from dipshit normies. Greed is one hell of a drug.
Melvin Capital now being full on AlimonyHair.jpeg and possibly going bankrupt and unironically Kurt Cobaining themselves because of their own retardation is the natural outcome; some may call it poetic JUST-ice. Maybe Wall Street itself is the final harvest the Corn demands...
Melvin Capital now being full on AlimonyHair.jpeg and possibly going bankrupt and unironically Kurt Cobaining themselves because of their own retardation is the natural outcome; some may call it poetic JUST-ice. Maybe Wall Street itself is the final harvest the Corn demands...
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Imagine associating cheesing rich fucks with sex. Fucking cumbrains lmao
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Maybe the flower that grows out of the crumbling ruins of the American shit-house will breathe an air free of international capital.
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Might be because my quote was in a quote, sorry about that lol. I had neglected to attribute but yes I second this. If you want an extraordinarily relevant parallel to the financial world and economics in general, I would vastly recommend these two entries into the Discworld series. The quote I posted remained perhaps one of my favorite jabs at manipulative Bankers and Banking to this day. Terry Pratchett was a very angry man in his time, and you wouldn't get that sense from his literary bite; never to its detriment.
Reporterward
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Maybe the US Senate can level articles of impeachment against retards on Reddit?
I’m sure it’s Constitutional.
I’m sure it’s Constitutional.
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People need to start posting sources for some of this stuff. Its becoming hard to tell which are jokes are not (the one about blaming this on inceldom is real)
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Just for everyone's general edification:
www.urbandictionary.com
Urban Dictionary: melvin
A frontal wedgie. Instead of underpants being up your butt crack, they ride up into the labia.
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Could legitimately charge them under RICO for running a market manipulation cabal.
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To a certain degree, he's actually correct that a lot of this is from severe social alienation.
Only problem is wallstreet globohomo is the one that caused said alienation in the first place with their constant propaganda telling them to go die in a ditch.
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The actual clown world article isn't too far off the mark.
Jimjamflimflam
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I'll believe this when they use their game stop profits to buy real doll harems.
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So what you're saying is... state mandated girlfriends to help the economy.
Hey @BoxerShorts47 , I think your time has finally come.
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Countdown until Brianna Wu connects this to Gamergate in 3....2...1.
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What did the reditors do that was illegal? They just gave each other advice about what stocks to buy using publicly available information as much as any economics talking head on tv?
Not rhetorical im actually wondering because im new to this.
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Make rich people angry. What do you think the law exists for? Justice?
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Wallstreet: NEET's from reddit used our tools and stole our money 
NEET's from reddit: Now we have money and are no longer NEET's
NEET's from reddit: Now we have money and are no longer NEET's
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This was a lot funnier in the days before I knew Sascha Baron Cohen was a Jew making Borat and its sequel as forms of propaganda and subversion
haha fune sex numbr
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Oh boy, I can't wait to come of age so the government can assign me a random single mother that I'm obligated to support through child support and alimony. This fiscal challenge will surely help me develop into a respectable adult.