inquizadoor
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jun 1, 2020
okay right off the bat...why is bernie in title screen? wtf?
okay so heres what im thinking. she got to 85k followers and now suddenly she really wants to hit that 100k. so she watches videos or blogs or whatever about building your audience and thats what this is. for the first half she attempts to look nicer than usual, she does some actual editing, promos her instagram, tries to engage the audience. but that was too much effort for even ONE DAY so by the end shes back in tshirt with no makeup, no real editing. all she can manage is her soft "im so sweet and NOT a vicious fat bully" voice we all know and hate.
-she wants to do something "trendy"
-nothing "crazy" like the 10k calorie challenge (chins you are NOT that far off on your regular days but okay)
-her stupid thing where she advertises her insta like she doesnt set it to private or turn comments off every other hour
-screen recording her order is stupid plus like someone already said she clearly ordered way more
-hey chantal if you get out of breath just reading the receipt from what you got, maybe thats a fucking sign
-tim hortons frozen hash brown is very comprable to mcdonalds frozen hash brown. go figure.
-shes not a big coffee drinker, she just goes to star bucks 6 times a day for cookies and sugar milkshakes
-she looks like shit, she said it was 7am. is this right after her all night live?
-the tomato on her bagel counts as her veggies for the day obvs
-there are so many jump cuts while she eats and for what
-oh good now she just sped up her stuffing down that bagel while dead eye staring at nothing
-her soda is beezing (i crave death)
-she got fries "ive had them before teehee" yeah no shit. are there any fries you havent tried
-oh good she got a donut with her lunch
-spicy chicken sandwich. nope wait its crispy. also the second time shes said what she ordered wrong
-C R E A M Y
-she conveniently lost the receipt for this order, so we cant see how much she ACTUALLY ordered
-already thinking about dinner as she crams potato wedges into her mouth
-shes so weird and quirky bc she puts ICE in her drinks. shes just so weird that way
-peetz family is so WEIRD they kept soda in the PANTRY like mad men
-more sped up eating lmao watch her chins jiggle does she not see that
-but luckily we're in real time for her to moan over the donut
-she would knock kids over in school to get the best donuts when someone brought them in
-same at work when she actually had a job
-she does NOT like crullers (however she probably will eat 4 or 5 if thats all there is)
-she got peetz a donut (but didnt tell him yet, that way she can decide if shes just gonna eat it anyway)
-lmao at her fat grubby hands missing the bag on the door step the first try
-what did the ppl at tim hortons think after the THIRD time an order for her came up
-she got a sub PLUS chili PLUS some giant fucking croissant
-tim hortons has good water, shes just too quirky she can TELL the difference
-she mustve had a pre dinner nap bc she has cpap marks and her makeup is gone
-in her EXPERT opinion, tim hortons needs salads
-shes MISSING vegetables, thats why she always bitches about ppl wanting her to eat salads i guess
-she keeps teehee giggling shes trying to make ppl forget her chimp out
-"when cheese melts it can be dangerous knowhutimean" someone requested her to money shot herself with cheese hanging out of her mouth right?
-she orders so much she got a membership wow
-ugh shut up theyre not gonna add salads just for you to order one and pick all the toppings off
-our food reviewer specialist calls everything "good"
-"i finished....that was very good"
-nothing "crazy" like the 10k calorie challenge (chins you are NOT that far off on your regular days but okay)
-her stupid thing where she advertises her insta like she doesnt set it to private or turn comments off every other hour
-screen recording her order is stupid plus like someone already said she clearly ordered way more
-hey chantal if you get out of breath just reading the receipt from what you got, maybe thats a fucking sign
-tim hortons frozen hash brown is very comprable to mcdonalds frozen hash brown. go figure.
-shes not a big coffee drinker, she just goes to star bucks 6 times a day for cookies and sugar milkshakes
-she looks like shit, she said it was 7am. is this right after her all night live?
-the tomato on her bagel counts as her veggies for the day obvs
-there are so many jump cuts while she eats and for what
-oh good now she just sped up her stuffing down that bagel while dead eye staring at nothing
-her soda is beezing (i crave death)
-she got fries "ive had them before teehee" yeah no shit. are there any fries you havent tried
-oh good she got a donut with her lunch
-spicy chicken sandwich. nope wait its crispy. also the second time shes said what she ordered wrong
-C R E A M Y
-she conveniently lost the receipt for this order, so we cant see how much she ACTUALLY ordered
-already thinking about dinner as she crams potato wedges into her mouth
-shes so weird and quirky bc she puts ICE in her drinks. shes just so weird that way
-peetz family is so WEIRD they kept soda in the PANTRY like mad men
-more sped up eating lmao watch her chins jiggle does she not see that
-but luckily we're in real time for her to moan over the donut
-she would knock kids over in school to get the best donuts when someone brought them in
-same at work when she actually had a job
-she does NOT like crullers (however she probably will eat 4 or 5 if thats all there is)
-she got peetz a donut (but didnt tell him yet, that way she can decide if shes just gonna eat it anyway)
-lmao at her fat grubby hands missing the bag on the door step the first try
-what did the ppl at tim hortons think after the THIRD time an order for her came up
-she got a sub PLUS chili PLUS some giant fucking croissant
-tim hortons has good water, shes just too quirky she can TELL the difference
-she mustve had a pre dinner nap bc she has cpap marks and her makeup is gone
-in her EXPERT opinion, tim hortons needs salads
-shes MISSING vegetables, thats why she always bitches about ppl wanting her to eat salads i guess
-she keeps teehee giggling shes trying to make ppl forget her chimp out
-"when cheese melts it can be dangerous knowhutimean" someone requested her to money shot herself with cheese hanging out of her mouth right?
-she orders so much she got a membership wow
-ugh shut up theyre not gonna add salads just for you to order one and pick all the toppings off
-our food reviewer specialist calls everything "good"
-"i finished....that was very good"
okay so heres what im thinking. she got to 85k followers and now suddenly she really wants to hit that 100k. so she watches videos or blogs or whatever about building your audience and thats what this is. for the first half she attempts to look nicer than usual, she does some actual editing, promos her instagram, tries to engage the audience. but that was too much effort for even ONE DAY so by the end shes back in tshirt with no makeup, no real editing. all she can manage is her soft "im so sweet and NOT a vicious fat bully" voice we all know and hate.