If jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse?

[Penis Drager]

asking for a friend

 

[Some JERK]

What kind of horse?

 

[OrionBalls]

Why do I need help killing horses?

 

[Ol' Slag]

I would tell Tommy Tooter to do it. They have experience.

 

[Furret]

Yes to both.

 

[TFT-A9]

LOOK AT ME DADDY I'M A FARMER

 

[Mr. Bung]

Depends on how much he's willing to pay me.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

if jack wants to get off the horse sure i'll help him, only problem is how cant he get off the horse? too short? horse is too high? what could be the thing that keeps jack from getting off the horse?

 

[s0mbra]

I need a fucking nap. I read this thread title wrong at least 4 times and each were more horrible than the last before I actually realised yes this does in fact have something to do with jacking off horses.

Depends on how much jack paid me

 

[Slimy Time]

Yes, I would shoot the horse. That would count as helping Jack "off the horse".

 

[Shitpiss Babylord]

Depends on the horse. Wouldn't go anywhere near the MR Hands horse, that boy's a killer

 

[AMHOLIO]

I couldn't kill a horse unless the animal was suffering, so probably not.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I would kick Jack in the face as he walks up, hop off the horse steal Jack's money and leave him for dead.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

No lol get rekt jack

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’d be a good friend and help Jack off the horse.

 

[lurk_moar]

Jack is a proper noun and needs to be capitalized, you fucking mouth breather.