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EyelessMC said:
With the exception that the cults existed and were a big problem 70's-90's, whereas the Nazi Incels are just people with spicy memes online.
A better comparison would be the witch hunts, where some girl mixing a couple berries together caused a dog to sneeze and suddenly she's getting set on fire for witchcraft. Only instead of berries it's shorts.

I want to know how they'll find a way to deprive the cash from those who have earned it. There's no way they're letting some WSB posters become millionaires over this. I'd eat an anime if they survive it with stacks. This has to end with things getting blocked by court shenanigans or them getting disappeared/geting arrested for "crimes" on social media.

Whoever can contact the WSB guys, tell them to set flights early before they get their winnings, if they do.
Make sure the planes go somewhere without extradition.
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From what I've seen, many of them are spending like drunken sailors on things that cannot be repossessed (such as operations for pets and family members.) They're more likely to be "disappeared" because their newfound wealth will be gone when the Feds catch up with them.
 
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jumbojet said:
I hope they suspend trade for a month and stocks will cost $5 when trade resumes. Wouldn't that be funny.
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If they suspend all the translations it wouldn't affect the short? Because I think it is what is driven this insanity. If they want to put a stop no mater the cost they would go make gamestock create new stocks until return to normal.
 
Look at me, I'm a ching chong gook named Brian. "We've just made 40 000 dollars, I'm a regular investor".

Ooooooh you're so cool Brian, an everyday working man, a real average joe, trading thousands of dollars worth of stonk like nothing. I'll go on reddit to post rocket and moon emojis to let you rich cunts know how cool you are.

Chink faggot gambles dozens of thousands in seconds, while it takes normal people their whole lives to repay mortgages. Wooooo, let's root for middle class rich American cunts who beat millionaire hedge fund managers. You're so disenfranchised, I'm almost crying. Wooooo to the moon retard degens.

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WinchesterPremium said:
Wouldn't that end like the one south park episode where they drive the rich away?
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Investment firm/ lobbying firm.

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Thats all I got..


What would happen if we pressured elected officials to ban all shorts?

Or something theyd really be into but would inflame the public?

Maybe get them to ban reddit or shut it down?
 
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Xarpho said:
Huh, so where, Professor Douche, are these "bored, angry young men" coming from?

Amazing that even if he's right (bored angry young men), the idea that people like him who got fucked in the long-term economic gains, with it being difficult to get a house and raise a family, let alone get a job, while he voted in people that literally sold out the economy to China and to bring in unskilled third worlders, thus driving down economic value even further and destroying an already-damaged culture, is completely lost on him.

But please, Professor Douche, tell me how it's all incel Nazi types.
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Because it's been over a decade since the 2008 recession and you can only blame it for why you're a failure for so long before it becomes a load of bullshit.
 
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Reddit is one of the most left-leaning sites on the entire internet, so this is a case of "compass unity", as they would call it. Good on them for once.

It does make the complaints about nazi incels incredibly tone-deaf. One look at Reddit's front page and you'll see it's basically the AOC fan club. I guess if socialists and liberals get called nazis for no reason they will realise how we've felt for the last few years.
 
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So I went to see if Wikipedia had an article on this yet because it's pretty much guaranteed that Wikipedia articles will always have the shittiest takes on current events. It turns out they do have one up already, and it's actually not that bad. This part made me laugh, though:

Additionally, White House press secretary Jen Psaki on Wednesday said Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen and others in the Biden administration were monitoring the current situation.
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New administration, same ｓｉｔｕａｔｉｏｎ　ｍｏｎｉｔｏｒｉｎｇ

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The former TheDonald.win mod team have set up an unofficial web Unofficial Wall Street bets .win page claiming that the subreddit will go thr way of their Discord. The old TheDonald.win page is now gone, apparently.
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Looks like you got the URL wrong in your link and it's actually here: https://wsbets.win
 
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It's fucking magical watching them bend over backwards trying to paint this as a bad thing because it hurts a hedge fund.

It will be a watershed moment in history if regulation/bailouts come from this. The sheer mental gymnastics the government would have to pull to explain to people why traders are getting bailed out again after 2008 would be legendary.

It also would forever cement a de facto ruling class. Can't have the poor use the same rules we used to screw them against us.
 
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