/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

jumbojet said:
Boo hoo hoo, I'm such a poor working class amerimut that I'll buy some stonks for $5 000. Boo hoo hoo, see how poor I am sitting in my suburban home, driving my tesla, buying my stonkies for stimmy money and defending my property with a glock. I'm so poor, I'm getting attacked by the media, antifa and the rich. Won't even let me buy stonkies worth thousands of dollars. Boo hoo hoo...
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Mad because bad.
 
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Spoonge said:
Hmmm.... A kilogram of prepacked chicken breast tenders costs $11.00 AUD right now at one of our big supermarket chains
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Convert to USD that equals $8.41 per kilo of chicken tenders. With $23.6 billion USD you could purchase 2,776,470,588 kilograms (rounded down) of these chicken tenders with a couple of bucks left over for a coke.

Thats a lot of fucking tendies these wall street guys won't get to eat.
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Why hasnt there been a mass buyout of tendie stocks?
 
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draggs said:
How is what robinhood is doing not illegal restraint of trade for the benefit a third party, that being hedge fund faggots?
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I'm starting to think all these brokers are just going to say fuck it and pay a slap on the wrist fine from the SEC, which will mysteriously be covered by the hedge funds along with a bonus.
 
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Any company name mentioned on /biz/ with a bit of traction gets almost immediately locked, I can't imagine how bad they're monitoring the subreddit. It's a scramble to find any broker site that A) allows registrations and B) allows to buy the forbidden fruits for the non-chosen people.

And now the true test. Hold fast, or expire.
 
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That's one trend I never expected to see here.
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jumbojet said:
Boo hoo hoo, I'm such a poor working class amerimut that I'll buy some stonks for $5 000. Boo hoo hoo, see how poor I am sitting in my suburban home, driving my tesla, buying my stonkies for stimmy money and defending my property with a glock. I'm so poor, I'm getting attacked by the media, antifa and the rich. Won't even let me buy stonkies worth thousands of dollars. Boo hoo hoo...
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Found a fan of the banks from Wall Street
 
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So the Redditor who is getting the credit with kicking off this madness is called u/DeepFuckingValue. I found their account page and skimmed through all their comments. They created an account back in August 2019 and have been posting about GameStop stock since then. And I mean exclusively. Nothing about politics or tech or pop culture. Just posts in the WSB subreddit in threads about GameStop, the vast majority of which they started themselves.

DeepFuckingValue (u/DeepFuckingValue) - Reddit

u/DeepFuckingValue:
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I think this is the thread where an organized short squeeze first gets discussed, but DFV didn't create it and the mods deleted the OP.

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Toolbox said:
Think it's worth it to transfer to webull, or high chance they'll cuck anyway?
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Extremely high chance, but if you really want to buy, it's worth a try, I think. Just get on it while you still can, before they decide what's best for you.
 
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