/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[MooseGump]

"Power to the Players"

Your stocks are worth 5 dollars, that's the best I can trade

 

[furūtsu]

Robinhood halted trading on GME, NOK, AMC and apparently Dogecoin.

I hope this isn't a LARP.

 

[Homegrown Homophobia]

Fidelity didn't screw me over in my IRA this morning and I managed to get a share of gamestop which was a nice surprise.

I'm already in on AMC and blackberry (which are dipping but I'm holding) so I'm ready to fuck over hedge funds.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Mark Cuban "These are the rules that we have set. When you have given rules, you have to be willing to accept the behaviors that those rules enable," son retailers short squeezing. "If you set these rules you have to live with the consequences."

 

[ChiChiBoom]

Robinhood halted trading on GME, NOK, AMC and apparently Dogecoin.

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I hope this isn't a LARP.

Impending new law that if you have ever read about any profitable investment anywhere you will be fined and forced to pay all of your shekels.

If you're poor that is.

 

[Bosmadden]

Marketwatch publishes an Op-Ed to tell their readers that they're really too stupid to pile on to the current melt up. Oy Vey!

Opinion: GameStop and AMC show why you should practice trading before playing with real money

Stock markets can shred rookie investors. Here's how to improve your odds.

www.marketwatch.com

You see guys as a small retail trader you need a strategy to make money in the stockmarket. It's not like it's a manipulated dog and pony show run by billionaires to steal everything that isn't nailed down. Oh no, if you listen carefully and practice your trades you to can put a down payment on that house in the Hamptons. Just as long as you stop buying into GME. I mean please stop buying GME!

The comments are priceless.

 

[itskaon]

Looks like little ben's (((instincts)))) finally kicked in

 

[Bunsonice]

Why are these faggots trying to blatantly shut it down now instead of passing regulations once the whole thing has blown over

 

[Terrifik]

OOOf

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Why are these faggots trying to blatantly shut it down now instead of passing regulations once the whole thing has blown over

People will be owed a massive amount of money that the hedge funds simply do not have

 

[ChiChiBoom]

Marketwatch publishes an Op-Ed to tell their readers that they're really too stupid to pile on to the current melt up. Oy Vey!

Opinion: GameStop and AMC show why you should practice trading before playing with real money

Stock markets can shred rookie investors. Here's how to improve your odds.

www.marketwatch.com

You see guys as a small retail trader you need a strategy to make money in the stockmarket. It's not like it's a manipulated dog and pony show run by billionaires to steal everything that isn't nailed down. Oh no, if you listen carefully and practice your trades you to can put a down payment on that house in the Hamptons. Just as long as you stop buying into GME. I mean please stop buying GME!

The comments are priceless.

The one thing I don't understand is how is this an invalid strategy? It's not insider trading or anything like that. People just realized that if they throw money at a stock it goes up, and are abusing that one simple rule.

 

[Bloody bunny]

This really is the happening to end all happenings

No that will be when the alien s show up next year.

 

[Weird Ages]

Why are these faggots trying to blatantly shut it down now instead of passing regulations once the whole thing has blown over

They're afraid there will be nothing left to regulate.

 

[BingBong]

Why are these faggots trying to blatantly shut it down now instead of passing regulations once the whole thing has blown over

it's all (((they))) know how to do

 

[Hackallier]

One other thing about suspending retail buy orders: Retail sellers can only sell to institutional investors. This allows institutional investors to set their buy price and intentionally cascade.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Finally opened up that Webull account. In the next several business days I'm totally jumping on this trend.

Unless they also cuck I guess

 

[The Dick Faggotson]

OOOf

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Power to the P L A Y E R S

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

If Shapiro wants me to read his tweets then he needs to post his sister's milkers.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

"There is an anger ... it's shocking how angry. There's a nihilism that's going on," says Mike Novogratz on the Reddit trading revolution. "People are crying for system change. This is generation. This is millennials and Gen Z screaming at Boomers and saying ... screw you."
Damn straight.

 

[Dark Edea]

Looks like little ben's (((instincts)))) finally kicked in

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His third tweet is right. The stock market is a casino, traders are unrepentant, greedy speculators and you should never invest in the stock market. Period.