/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

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Blackh0le said:
You're gonna post some proof,right? Because if you're telling the truth...
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Here you go. It's even from CNBC

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I just got an email from Tastyworks, they're shutting it down too
Apex Clearing, who acts as the custodian of all tastyworks accounts, has informed us that the following symbols (AMC, GME, & KOSS) will be set to closing only order status immediately. You will only be able to submit orders to close out any open positions that you have in these symbols.

New opening orders will not be accepted at this time. We will update our clients should the clearing firm lift the Closing Only status in the near future.
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Space Retard said:
Does anybody know a good stock broker that I can use to invest in guillotine manufacturers? I think they will be in very high demand soon :biggrin:
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We can guess what else can go up in price.
Lighters.
Lighter fluid.
Mason jars.
Motor oil.
Crow bars.
Baseball bats.
Im sure there a few others we can think of.

What stocks people can buy that sends the message of "we re coming for you?"
 
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"You can’t handle the truth! …Son, we trade in a market that is on Wall Street, and that Wall Street has to be guarded by men with money. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, retail investor? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for GME, and you curse Wall Street. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That GME’s drop, while tragic, probably saved the economy. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves the economy. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that Wall Street, you need me on that Wall Street. We use words like liquidity, investment opportunities, proper pricing of assets. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent profiting of something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very wealth that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phone and place your money with a trusted fund. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!"

"Did you order the restriction of transactions?"

"YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!"

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