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itskaon said:
nevermind looks like her globohomo leaders made her virtue signal again
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I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue, but...
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BalthasarGelt said:
>He fell for the NOK meme
My condolences, there might still be some hope for your AMC stonks though.
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For people who are stock illiterate, you "buy low, sell high." GME is a special case, because it is anticipated to escalate if it holds out long enough to beat the short sellers into "buying high," en masse, therefore making your old high a new "low." Your winning margin is the ratio between your own buy, and how much they have to take it for, not what Gamestop "should" be valued at.
Nokia's all-time low was $2.34 a while ago. Great time to buy.
Nokia is dramatically undervalued, but stable, at $4.50, where it's been for ages. It's getting closer to that now, and Nokia shows no sign of insolvency or new failure, actually going up y/y. If you buy here, you're still winning, because Nokia is likely to go up, and stay up, within 6 to 8 months, or split shares as it climbs. Nokia also pays dividends better than interest, on an average year. Win-win.
Buying Nokia at $7 is dumb. Not because you can't make that back, because you totally can, but because getting a winning margin will take much longer.
What Nokia isn't, is a meme. Unlike these other stocks, Nokia is NOT mass shorted, because the stock market actually knows Nokia is worth something, just not how much yet. So many of them are gearing up to go in on it too (once the new product expo happens, to see if it goes well). Rather than beleaguered tech companies, It's land-asset stocks, that have massive land values and cashflow, yet very little product movement, which are being undervalued the hardest. Gamestops and Blockbusters, which have ace property across the US that they no longer need to serve their primary business, for example. Gamestop's recent push into the online space translates to "we have turned 5500 properties, which we own in full, into pure profit. We can still trade just as much as we did in person online, AND sell these properties." That's what the market was shorting, LOL
 
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jack said:
No we were never enimes we were
Always brothers.
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I have still to accept the fact this is now the face of the people unironically.


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I'm some respects, GameStop has a fuck ton of clout. They convinced Nintendo to release 3 jrpgs in the states. How the fuck do you convince Nintendo to do anything? You might have heard one of them. Called Xenoblade.

Gamers rise up
 
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Harvey Danger said:
...did reddit accidentally blow up a broker while they were trying to blow up a hedge fund?

If a broker has to start doing this, usually it's because they fucked up a scheme at their trading desk and got caught out. The really shady kind of schemes, like not executing small trades but charging a commission and settling with your own cash.
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Or RObinhood is alot closer to Citadel than they want people to know...


muh_moobs said:
No, that guy was corrected on his math.

Just 14 billion dollars.
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thats just the minimum. Margin calls can force them to sell stuff for realy cheap...
 
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itskaon said:
nevermind looks like her globohomo leaders made her virtue signal again
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"ALMOST HAD ME MURDERED"

I was sitting there, in my bathrobe playing league of legends and thinking of bullshit white noise once again to put out when I decided "Hey, maybe I should care about people" and looking into this WSB thing.

That's when you showed up Ted, and I flashbacked to that horrifying day. The day when you tweeted my death threat. When you said "lol no" to me... my god, it still rings to this day.

I can't even play Chogath right now. I'm just... I just CAN'T! I'm going to fight for people, but not work with monsters like you. Hopefully, one-day monsters like you vanish from this earth. Until then, we and other victims remain in fear. But mark my words, one day you will never tweet again, so God help me.
 
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