/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I had better get a subscription to Game Informer if I buy stock in GME.

 

[Autopsy]

I must have been sleeping when Ted Cruz told his Patriot henchmen to slide AOC.

I mean, what the hell-- if she was in danger, he was certainly in danger, too.

The only one the minges ever threatened to kill was Mike Pence (the vice president in a Republican term), and they were invoking the old "hang politicians" thing the US used to do sometimes, lawfully.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

January 28, 2021 is a day that will live in infamy. Wall Street showed that the American Freemarket is simply not free. I should be allowed to waste my Burger Bucks is however I see fit.

Stock boomers will still tell everyone about their boot straps policy and how all it takes is a strong, smart portfolio to make it big. This is a bullish sign on learning the market, you lazy millennials.

 

[draggs]

Bitch, nobody tried having you killed. Calm the fuck down. If anybody wants you dead, it's the neolibs.

Communists are constantly fantasizing about shutting people up and freezing them out of any agency. Gets them off

 

[Anon88]

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Time for your daily blackpill.

The book he's talking about is actually HORRIFYING.

If I'm right this is the book he's talking about. I'm going to upload it incase anyone is interested in it.

 

[StudMccool]

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Time for your daily blackpill.

The book he's talking about is actually HORRIFYING.

cursory search dosent reveal any audiobook formats of the book available, any resources?

 

[Harvey Danger]

I bet you that Biden doesn't even know he has a Twitter account.

I bet he thinks he won Trump's Twitter account, like an election prize, and it's boxed up stored in a closet now.

Meanwhile, anyone who actually looks at Twitter instead of having their interns type for them might notice what everyone else is talking about:

 

[Meat Target]

And so it begins.
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https://archive.md/yNJDZ

Gave you a clock, but shit's going a million miles a minute.

 

[DeadFish]

Thought to post this.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Was Robinhood the only broker that restricted buying but allowed you to sell?

 

[Autopsy]

If I'm right this is the book he's talking about. I'm going to upload it incase anyone is interested in it.

For my pastor, the nearest Rabbi, and my friendly neighborhood CIA man, I liked that post because I like freedom of information™, not because I plan on reading that PDF, which is obviously illegal and forbidden. Please don't kill me or sell my stocks "on my behalf." Thanks!

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Every time I see some video of somebody on a news show losing their shit over this and it just says "Gamestop" in the corner of the screen I can't help but laugh. It almost feels like parody. There are probably tons of companies this could have stemmed from, but it just had to be Gamestop where things blew up.

 

[Aqua Panda]

This entire thing is basically the wet dream of early pre infestation Occupy Wallstreet.

Today has been magical.

 

[Reactor]

Another firm cucke d are you wining son

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If the person behind that phone line is just some intern, then I pity their poor fucking ass from all the fire they are going to get on the other end.

If they are someone established with and aligned with the company, then they are getting what they deserve.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

SHORT SELLERS LOSSES ARE AROUND 70 BILLION DOLLARS


They can freeze Gamestop all they want, they've already lost more than could ever be imagined.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Imagine the wage slaves at Gamestop that turned down stock options because they couldn't afford weekly contributions because their salary was so low. Feels bad.

 

[Harvey Danger]

WOOOOOW! People are getting this e-mail.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/500187289360793601/804409000363819068/20210128_125235.jpg

Holy shit, there is no way that's legal.

They had to be screwing around either on the desk or on the clearing. Nobody carries an "unreasonable risk" of a guy sitting there holding stock, even if he bought it on margin. And notice how they helpfully sold it at the absolute bottom of the dip today.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

The normies I work with were talking about gme and they seemed worried the government would bail out the hedge fund. There was universal agreement that if they bailed them out after fucking over the american people with the covid lock downs torches and pitchforks would soon follow.

Isn't that the goal? For the ultimate laugh?

 

[haurchefant]

I'm having difficulty tearing myself away this is the best show on earth

 

[muh_moobs]

Terms of service are not a get out a jail free card. This has been demonstrated in court time and time again.

Now, the question becomes will courts enforce the law fairly, and I think the answer is clearly no.

Class action lawsuit will get a slap-fine, and Citadel will give Robinhood double that. But the damage to their brand and pissed off users won't go away.
They've burned their platform to the ground to protect a few hedge funds.

Meh. They still have the code. They'll just rebrand and launch a new app in six months.