/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

How about don't refer to yourself as a working class poor American and cry about it on the internet, when apparently you're not fucking poor if you can spend money on the fucking stock market.

Nigga how much do you think stocks cost? Some cost less than a pack of cigs.

 

[Rotollo]

Why are glowies in the stock market thread? Your main job not pay enough?

They got paid in Melvin capital shares

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

And I bet there's a quirk buried in its assumptions, something that nobody worries about until an "impossible to happen" level is breached external to the desk.

It's almost like there's some kind of theory or something about things like this that was offered in convenient book form, but what do I know? I'm just a plebe retard who doesn't understand the complicated financial methodology involved in selling things you don't own and stealing money.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Swan:_The_Impact_of_the_Highly_Improbable

 

[Salubrious]

Farage BTFO
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I love this logic from the left.

Free speech isn't under threat because you personally haven't been banned from Twitter YET.

Meanwhile, black people are still just as oppressed 57 years after the Civil Rights Act than they were when we were still slaves.

"It's not bad when WE do it." - Officially motto of 2021.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Nigga how much do you think stocks cost? Some cost less than a pack of cigs.

Some cost less than a single butt.

 

[Sempai]

Yes.

But that's not what happened.

Honestly fills me with joy that these billionaire hedgies are going to be forced to pay up on friday, but I hope it doesn't have any other bad side effects on the economy.

 

[the fall of man]

They got paid in Melvin capital shares

Wagies wagies get in cagies
Mommy Abby have my babies
Glowies glowies in the thread
Go Minecraft yourself till dead

 

[Meat Target]

Honestly fills me with joy that these billionaire hedgies are going to be forced to pay up on friday, but I hope it doesn't have any other bad side effects on the economy.

So they have no way out of it now?

 

[Merry]

Nigga how much do you think stocks cost? Some cost less than a pack of cigs.

Most people have an expectation that stonks are all like Apple and Tesla lmao

I think Wall Street created that illusion on purpose to keep the market to themselves

 

[Sempai]

So they have no way out of it now?

Not if people keep hodling with diamond hands, no.

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

A friend of mine has his BB and AMC stocks up on a stupid high limit sell just to hopefully avoid any "automatic sales" that could happen.

That's actually a really good idea.

 

[draggs]

Lol local news just ran a story on Gamestonk. They tried hard to spin for hedgies but couldnt avoid pointing out how plebs were hamstrung while hedgies were left totally free and this allowed hedgies to recoup some of their losses while hurting plebs

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Is it possible that this situation was fabricated by a foreign power in order to destabilize the American economy?

It turns out WSB was the Russians they tried to warn us about for the past 4 years.

 

[Salubrious]

So they have no way out of it now?

If life has taught me anything, there is always a way out for these assholes.

Nobody got punished for 2008 except 1-2 token sacrifices.

It would not shock me tomorrow if we find out the hedge funds got saved and or bailed-out somehow. But today, we gladly lap up their tears.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

So I signed up for RobinHood yesterday and come back from work today to find that they have become ultra cucks blocking buys and also have my account 'under review' so I can't do shit. I want to jump into this ASAP can anyone tell me a site that I can get in and start buying right away, if that is even possible?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

If life has taught me anything, there is always a way out for these assholes.

Nobody got punished for 2008 except 1-2 token sacrifices.

It would not shock me tomorrow if we find out the hedge funds got saved and or bailed-out somehow. But today, we gladly lap up their tears.

If they get bailed out, I want a fucking justice. Not in court cuz it will be corrupt as fuck.

 

[the fall of man]

Not if people keep hodling with diamond hands, no.

I have diamond hands and a buy order ar 200 just in case they “deflate” the costs some more.

Come and get me hedgies, your salty tears are so delicious

 

[No Exit]

So I signed up for RobinHood yesterday and come back from work today to find that they have become ultra cucks blocking buys and also have my account 'under review' so I can't do shit. I want to jump into this ASAP can anyone tell me a site that I can get in and start buying right away, if that is even possible?

Pretty sure everywhere that trade stocks reviews accounts before they let you buy/sell (at least as far as Wealthsimple goes) since it requires real I.D and bank information.

 

[spacekatguy]

Hey guys, was too busy in the last week to post here, look what I was doing:

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I fucking held it. I wanted to quit so many times, I was so tempted...

My diamond hands have been forged in fire today. I will hold it out of spite and if the squeeze is not to my liking I will keep holding and eat the cost. Fuck shorts. Fuck Citadel. Fuck Robinhood. Fuck Melvin. Fuck Citron. Fuck all the hedgies. I am so fucking mad right now. I don't care how retarded I look right now, what the suits did today was un-FUCKING-believable.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

It's almost like there's some kind of theory or something about things like this that was offered in convenient book form, but what do I know? I'm just a plebe retard who doesn't understand the complicated financial methodology involved in selling things you don't own and stealing money.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Swan:_The_Impact_of_the_Highly_Improbable

Like people are ever going to read something like that on its face. Want to know how to get folks to read Nassim?
You mention that he appears for some reason in a bizarre, obscure japanese erotic visual novel.

His brief feature in the game accompanies discussing the Black Swan, and that's how NEETs went on to read his book and presumably went on to take over the world or something. Honestly, I just want someone to tie the GME event to obscure, creepy japanese VNs. The world's not clowny enough for me.