/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Jimjamflimflam]

Is the anti-Semitism necessary? The media is already trying to push the whole "Trumpers, Alt-right, NAZIs!" Narrative. Don't need to give them any ammo.

If you dont give them ammo, they will construct it anyways.

 

[Ashen One]

Way to give yourself enough rope to hang yourselves. Why not just say "hey reddit please ban our sub?!"

You are aware you're not on Reddit right?

Besides, this place's reputation is already tarnished beyond repair. The people who know about us think we're all "transphobic racist misogynistic white supremacist terrorist stalkers" or what else fits the bill.

Can we for once enjoy watching unanimously hated people squirm and shit their overpriced suits instead of doing this?

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

ACCELERATE

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

I didnt know that. He said on Bloomberg that the other mods where the ones who reported the r/WallStreetBets.

They fucking kicked him because he was running an overpriced investment course.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

where can I buy this the easiest?

Looks like Kraken sells doge

 

[LurkTrawl]

The dems are just using this to bolster themselves. They ultimately won't do shit or are so commie that they want to burn everything down, not understanding basic economic principles.

This isn't a dem/rep thing. It doesn't matter what nominal color of paint they have, every one of these assholes gets money from Wall St., red or blue. This is a Uniparty style issue. I agree though that the politicians who are trying to make hay out of this are indeed just cynically trying to woo the populace.

Yeah, and they'll run around calling you a corporate shill if you don't support a bill that will almost certainly hurt regular and lower level rich people and barely scratches the big boys. I don't trust any Congress to pass a law clamping down on this charade

Agree. The federal govt won't fix this, which really is why the common people had to resort to this kind of crazy off-the-wall, so-retarded-it-just-might-work jank-ass half-scheme to begin with. Any lipservice a member of the political class gives to the people should be noted as exactly that, just a placatory measure to help smooth things over to give their paymasters time to figure out how to handle this.

 

[Pee Cola]

Based Rossmann continues to be based. Calling out Robinhood et al wrt to today's shenanigans.

 

[OhLordy]

Bloomberg heavly kissing Vlads ass. Very different attutide to him from the WallStreetBets guy.

 

[the fall of man]

You really think they're gonna let it stay that way after this?

who. the billionaires? pats machine

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

This isn't a dem/rep thing. It doesn't matter what nominal color of paint they have, every one of these assholes gets money from Wall St., red or blue. This is a Uniparty style issue. I agree though that the politicians who are trying to make hay out of this are indeed just cynically trying to woo the populace.

Yeah, probably should just throw everyone under the bus. They are all bought by either big tech or Wall St. anyway.

 

[HumanHive]

Based Rossmann continues to be based. Calling out Robinhood et al wrt to today's shenanigans.

REEEEEE RIGHT TO REPAIR
Very based guy. Autistic, but the good kind.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Bananas are already clones. The seeds are long gone.

https://allianceforscience.cornell.edu/blog/2018/03/food-genetically-modified-way-draw-line/#:~:text=Domestic%20bananas%20have%20long%20since,clone%20of%20a%20previous%20generation.

Christ, banana seeds exist and they still grow wild. They just clone the long lasting seedless variety for easy mass propagation to sell on a huge commercial scale. It’s a big reason bananas are so damn cheap.

 

[Boss HM-2]

I bitch about Warren Buffett regularly.

The vast majority of your posts here involve either the election, the Floyd riots or Weeb Wars.

His last 20 years have been a charade. He's not a value investor, he throws his weight around with massive stacks of QE money, then goes on CNBC eating hamburgers so everyone can fawn over how smart and humble he is. I wouldn't trust him with $10k and an Etrade account, he couldn't handle it any better than a WSB rando.

t. I never gave a shit about CNBC before this week

If you want to understand when a right-winger hates capitalism, it's simple: they hate monopolies, especially ones reinforced by state power. Adam Smith was calling out royal monopolies from the beginning, and modern conservatives have bitched about regulatory-created monopolies since the 1960s.

Adam Smith was to the left of the mercantiles, and I like how you mention "regulatory-created monopolies", since there's plenty of right-wingers who think that the breakups of US Steel, Standard Oil, and Ma Bell were government overreach. Here's one of them.

Yes, the lolbertarians do the smug "just create your own X" thing. It's because they aren't convinced there is an actual enforced monopoly. Smack them with reality enough times and they sometimes change their tune. Regular conservatives recognize the problem on the first smack.

There isn't, this site is proof enough. I assume "getting smacked with reality" is getting booted of your 14th twitter account for spamming kike and nigger at people.

 

[Meat Target]

Dan Nathan was defending hedgefunds as hard as possible on CNBC, calling it a "bandwidth" issue
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Imagine being this wealthy and not getting a nose job.

 

[Xarpho]

GME Soars 75% After-Hours, Erases Losses After Liquidity-Constrained Robinhood Lifts Trading Ban | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

https://archive.vn/m5ZdJ

Robinhood is borrowing heavily.

Watch as they become the K-Mart, a hollow shell of themselves

Ironically Kmart was one killed by hedge funds, as Lampert bought into them (and Sears) when they were down but not out then proceeded to steal absolutely everything of value, as back in 2008, they had more cash than any other traditional department store chain at the time.

This is why hedge funds are the enemy of the people, they don't re-invest in companies and create viable employment, they strip-mine the company until there's nothing left leaving empty buildings, unhappy people, and a fatter account for the funds and the suits.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Most of the lolbertarins are laughing, I know. I am one of them.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Is the anti-Semitism necessary? The media is already trying to push the whole "Trumpers, Alt-right, NAZIs!" Narrative. Don't need to give them any ammo.

As a jew I'm more offended by the jokes being just a repetitive "replace rich with jew in sentence". If you are going to make jew jokes at least make it spicy like this guy:

 

[Pee Cola]

REEEEEE RIGHT TO REPAIR
Very based guy. Autistic, but the good kind.

A large cohort of WSB is also the good kind of autistic. Who'd've thunk that the autists would end up being the heroes that current year needs but doesn't deserve?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Most of the lolbertarins are laughing, I know. I am one of them.

Has Ron Paul given his opinion yet? Bet he feels vindicated.

 

[Salubrious]

I'm sure this will all end in some sort of bail-out whatever, but for now I am thoroughly enjoying myself.