/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

Here's my take, they aren't simply attention whores. They're going to try and twist this into an opportunity to pass some shit like what Warren proposed under the guise of helping the plebs. What it'll actually do since it'll be a bill with a wordcount higher than War & Peace will probably in turn, keep this from happening again since it hurts potential campaign financiers and also get them brownie points with wallstreet, probably some horrific shit like a middle-class tax hike or a carbon tax, and possibly with some reform for 230 (to sink the ability to collaborate like this in the future) and/or finance law around brokers and such being able to legally pull the same shit Robinhood did earlier with selling stocks without permission for the "benefit" of the people holding them.

Never let a good crisis go to waste, indeed. The problem I see with them trying this horseshit is that this has become too big of a deal to ignore, and the narrative (for fucking once, finally) cannot outpace the truth due to the absurdity of it revolving around fucking gamestop of all things. I fully expect riots or some form of domestic upheaval if they go this route, ditto for the entities involved in this chicanery if they take this too far.
They seemed like potent adversaries when my guy was president, now a guy I don’t care about is president so I don’t care. I only care about this interesting effect I found where I buy Gamestop stock for $190, call it a bargain somehow, and destroy entire economies
 
Jesus christ, just put these millienial tech CEOs away and hire a PR person. They are too retarded to be in public.

"It's OK, all the other stocks on the app could still be traded except the highly volatile ones"
it will be a hundred years before wallstreet/tech/social media corps are squeezed or regulated in any meaningful way

look at trump he had 4 years of tech companies fucking him raw and their social power and financial power went up 2x in those 4 years
 
Has Ron Paul given his opinion yet? Bet he feels vindicated.
He is completely vindicated, he is probably laughing his ass of rn.

RobinHood saying they have systems in place for the market opening tomorrow, whatever they mean by that.
More restrictions and licenses I assume.
 
Here's my take, they aren't simply attention whores. They're going to try and twist this into an opportunity to pass some shit like what Warren proposed under the guise of helping the plebs. What it'll actually do since it'll be a bill with a wordcount higher than War & Peace will probably in turn, keep this from happening again since it hurts potential campaign financiers and also get them brownie points with wallstreet, probably some horrific shit like a middle-class tax hike or a carbon tax, and possibly with some reform for 230 (to sink the ability to collaborate like this in the future) and/or finance law around brokers and such being able to legally pull the same shit Robinhood did earlier with selling stocks without permission for the "benefit" of the people holding them.

Never let a good crisis go to waste, indeed. The problem I see with them trying this horseshit is that this has become too big of a deal to ignore, and the narrative (for fucking once, finally) cannot outpace the truth due to the absurdity of it revolving around fucking gamestop of all things. I fully expect riots or some form of domestic upheaval if they go this route, ditto for the entities involved in this chicanery if they take this too far.
So like this?
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So like this?
Yeah but with accusations of being alt-right and anti-semitic or whatever other cockamamie snarl-word(s) they have loaded and ready to bear to attempt to smear the people who rightly are against it. Oh and a lot of bullshit about it being "a stunning example of post-Trump bipartisan cooperation".
 
Futures are absolutely surging in after hours trading for gamestop. The mad lads actually fucking did it. The hedge funds weren't able to get all their options covered and now the monkeys from reddit are holding all the bananas. :story:
So will the shorters have to cough up at opening bell tomorrow? Or do they have some ACKTCHUALLY plan to get out of it?
 
I'm still pretty blackpilled about things and assume that the system will win out in the end, but man I haven't felt wholesome giddy meme energy like this since Jeb Cuck Time in 2016. Keep on keep'n on mad lads
I'm sure some extreme bullshit will happen tomorrow but even so I've been giggling like a little kid watching someone put their christmas gift under the tree the whole day. I so dearly hope to be proven wrong and the chickens come home to roost with a fury, but I have no faith.
 
So I’ve finally caught up with all 154 pages and counting of KF sperging thanks to the COOF and not having anything else to do but look at a screen while quarantined.
Thank you to the five or six posters who had useful info sprinkled amongst the wave of tards repeating literally the same low energy memes 12 times, and all the Zoomers typing Kike and nigger like they think they invented the words, and dudes wondering how to invest now that it’s too late to do so, and the folks asking for a TLDR of it.
What a ride. Look forward to seeing how Wall Street and the SEC nakedly cheats tomorrow.
 
I WANT ALL THE HEDGE FUNDS TO BURN!!!!
So I’ve finally caught up with all 154 pages and counting of KF sperging thanks to the COOF and not having anything else to do but look at a screen while quarantined.
Thank you to the five or six posters who had useful info sprinkled amongst the wave of tards repeating literally the same low energy memes 12 times, and all the Zoomers typing Kike and nigger like they think they invented the words, and dudes wondering how to invest now that it’s too late to do so, and the folks asking for a TLDR of it.
What a ride. Look forward to seeing how Wall Street and the SEC nakedly cheats tomorrow.
 
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