/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

HODL THE FUCKING LINE!

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

Oh good, I feel so safe now that Mr. Noseberg is going to make sure I get a fair price for my shares!

 

[LurkTrawl]

Protests today outside the New York Stock Exchange Robinhood has limited buys for Game Stock, NOKIA & AMC and other companies after dramatic price surges
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Oh look, it's the subversion division of the astroturf brigade, here to attempt to bring an end to this by trying to act as the face of the people who are behind this without any authority whatsoever.

Now where have I seen this type of shit before?

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

My brother asked me about whats going on with gamestop

I described it like this to him.

"If you could burn $80, 4 days ago, and make hedge funds lose 70 billion dollars that went into the pockets of other people, would you do it? Because 100's of 1000's of people did."

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

WE LIKE THE STOCK

 

[Male Idiot]

I wish I had 80 dollars....

Either I would make merchants sad, or I would be making the parasite class sad.

This is a left-right win-win.

 

[LaxerBRO]

I didn't know we had so many kikes and kike apologists on the farms.

You gotta pick your battles dude. The goal is to fuck over the hedgies and not lose anymore steam.

Plus the Jews make pretty decent soup.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

I have 25 dogecoin that's been sitting in my wallet for like, 7 years. If these motherfuckers actually pull off making that shit worth something I am going to blow a lung laughing.

I had about three million dogecoin from visiting /g/ for the first time the night that dogecoin was created. I ended up buying a few hundred in Amazon gift cards. If Dogecoin actually is made worth something I'll probably an hero because I'm tired of missing the opportunities and remaining poor.

Edit: /g/, not /biz/

 

[No Exit]

So to review, if you think you can beat the stock market, you are a science denying conservative. Even though while I agree with the basic premise, there are literally hundreds of people making 6-7 figures who's literal job is to beat the stock market.

Sure but most of those making 7+ figures are getting seriously juicy insider info or are working with companies like Melvin to pull dumb shit like what's going on now.

 

[Not Really Here]

I just thought of something.

This reminds me of another thread.

Conservatives, not liberals, are more inclined to value feelings over facts, psychology study finds

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/conser...chology-study-finds.83573/page-2#post-8167012

Now this part of the study about what is "not true" interests me even more.



So to review, if you think you can beat the stock market, you are a science denying conservative. Even though while I agree with the basic premise, there are literally hundreds of people making 6-7 figures who's literal job is to beat the stock market.



That seems more relevant today with the MSM desperately trying to convince normies that following Reddit will result in them losing their life savings.

Seems like they should have found out who the conservatives were investing with then check the performance of those people/funds.

 

[The Dick Faggotson]

You cannot buy DOGE anymore on Robinhood. They have putted trade holds on it. Remember when they did that to GME?

Good times ahead boys. Im fucking horrified by how this is all just rebounding. Its amazing.

Spoiler: Stonks

I have 85,000 meme shares of DOGE I got a year ago as a joke for like 0.001 and forgot all about it. If this shit hits a dollar I will actually be blown the fuck away.

 

[Bloody bunny]

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Oh good, I feel so safe now that Mr. Noseberg is going to make sure I get a fair price for my shares!

None of it was ever real just smoke and mirrors shoved up our ass.

 

[EyelessMC]

Sam hyde just sent this email out:

This man is almost forty years old. Why does he type like a flippered retard?

I dont understand trading, but if the short sellers are forced to sell, will that keep pushing the price up like a chain reaction. The more the short sellers get rid of their stock the more they push up the price. Is that right?

The point is to keep holding out instead of cashing in. There's no guarantee of getting money, let alone the kind of returns they'd get if they cashed out now, but the point is to keep making the hedge funds bleed and panic by making the value continue to rise by holding out for as long as possible.
That's what I figure.

Lawsuite against RobinHood https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.553175/gov.uscourts.nysd.553175.1.0.pdf

Lawsuits... Lawyers...

Notice any trends or similarities between all these names?
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Yeah, one glaring similarity above all: they are all MEN. CAPITALIST MEN.
That's what you were getting at, right? Because outside of their capitalism and toxic masculinity I can't see any other correlations. Oh wait, I see it now! The four leaf clover! THEY ARE ALL IRISH

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Line go up, thats just how the rules work.

 

[moocow]

I just realized this: With Budwiser, Coca-cola, and Pepsi not having commercials during the Super Bowl this year, can we convince WSB guys to buy ad time just to say "fuck you" to Melvin?

Do you actually believe the (((network))) would air it?

 

[world of shit]

Literally just got my doge now as i was responding. RH has turned into such a dumpster fire.

Fucking robinhood - i placed a limit buy for doge but it was moving so fast up. So i just cancelled the limit to do a market order.

Now that cancelled limit buy is "stuck" and i have no 'buying power' to buy doge. Just sitting here watching it go up.
Binance and Kraken take days for verification, so I'm just here with my thumb in my ass.

Holy shit robinhood's platform sucks, after the GME thing is done I'm never using it again (besides to get documentation for the class action lawsuit).

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Anyone here made any game stop millions? May I interest you in hiring some mercenaries ?

I know a guy that wasn’t in on the meme that cashed out and made 15 grand.

 

[The Dick Faggotson]

Guys, we've been riding with Biden all along.

 

[Elysian]

Fucking robinhood - i placed a limit buy for doge but it was moving so fast up. So i just cancelled the limit to do a market order.

Now that cancelled limit buy is "stuck" and i have no 'buying power' to buy doge. Just sitting here watching it go up.
Binance and Kraken take days for verification, so I'm just here with my thumb in my ass.

Holy shit robinhood's platform sucks, after the GME thing is done I'm never using it again (besides to get documentation for the class action lawsuit).

Dude just buy your dogecoin on an actual crypto exchange like a normal human being

 

[Cabelaz]

what stupid shit should I buy now because I'm 2x as rich as I was last week

Sam hyde just sent this email out:

200k in debt? Wish I was that retarded.