/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Arm Pit Cream]

It's pretty funny watching most of "rose" twitter insert itself onto this while the other bit absolutely denounces it

 

[I-chi]

I just don't understand the drive to get more when you already have so much. I want enough to not worry about tomorrow. No private islands and super yatchs. A modest housing and secure knowledge that I am covered in my bills.

These people though. They just destroy in their ques to add another dollar in their bank account. And they don't even do anything with it. They will talk a big game about philanthropy but jist give it to a do nothing ngo owned by their friend for the tax write off.

Id be making parks with my name plastered on it. Cut checks with my written in giant letters to help people pau their debt. Countless things you can do then park it in a offshore account.

When you spend the biggest portion of your life devoting to the pursuit of financial security; the inevitable sacrifice of your own morals and humanity at the altar of wealth will crush any belief you ever had in your own soul.

Do the math. If you can't believe in your own soul or define yourself in any way beyond that of your material possessions; then it becomes alarmingly clear how little it will all mean the moment your body fails you. Little people who worry about 'enough' learn to fill their lives with the meaning they can make with their own hands or share with those around them; they put stock in sentiment and immaterial things, passions, pursuits, memories, and struggles.

These ghouls are painfully aware of a cold, empty void beyond them and it terrifies them. They'll go to their deathbeds pinching every last coin.

 

[LaxerBRO]

It's just hard for me to comprehend. Shapiro makes logical arguments alot of the time, and then when it's time he goes to simp for the corporate interests, and acts like nothing is out of the ordinary, do these types of people have a conscience? I mean this guy has a wife and child. Is just a case of "F-you, got mine retards"???

The man literally shills for Gold:

He is a typical Jew, you come with a few strips of sliver and he asks how high?

 

[Ghostse]

Oh don't worry, I hate the Angloid elite as well. It took me a couple years to reach this point, there was a time I was completely naïve about the free market, but I'm fine with pretty much all of them paying now.

I don't dislike bankers or capitalists or 'the elite'.
I don't care if you get outsized reward for doing tasks as long as you're working and contributing.
And that "working and contibuting" is key, because What I hate is parasites.

I hate leeches who contribute nothing. I hate the fucking diabetic spic and their anchor baby, I hate the non-hispanic-white porch pirate, I hate the welfate queens, I hate the genderfluid NEETs trying for SSDI, I hate the fucking junkies on the bench, I hate gypsies, I hate troons who demand their horsepiss and dick invertenings be free.
And I hate fucking wall street gamblers and bankers who are just trying to syphon money into their own pockets instead of trying to do something productive with it.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

It's pretty funny watching most of "rose" twitter insert itself onto this while the other bit absolutely denounces it
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Most of rose twitter are just a bunch of commie idiots who have never picked up a actual econ textbook and have never needed to do any physical labor in their lives.

Fuck em. They are a bunch of commie elites who have never felt real struggle.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

New horseshoe theory: people who bitch incessantly about Jews and people who bitch incessantly about those people are both shitting up threads.

We're all faggots, now kiss and make the fuck up so we can enjoy the shower of hedge fund managers tomorrow.

Back to business:
A Forbes writer is claiming short sellers are heroes.
The premise lies in the idea that the short sellers are barometers for bad business moves, and they can tell us when something sucks.
John Tamny, the writer, fails to acknowledge the fact that Melvin deliberately and knowingly undervalued GameStop to make masses of money.
Here's a choice quote:

There is arguably no riskier market move than to short a public company’s shares.

So he's saying they're bold adventurers and explorers who should be commended for risking their clients' money by fucking over businesses.
(archived)

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

It's pretty funny watching most of "rose" twitter insert itself onto this while the other bit absolutely denounces it
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The hell is Rose Twitter?

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

The hell is Rose Twitter?

Commie twitter

 

[Big Guy]

The hell is Rose Twitter?

I think they're florists.

 

[Meat Target]

When you spend the biggest portion of your life devoting to the pursuit of financial security; the inevitable sacrifice of your own morals and humanity at the altar of wealth will crush any belief you ever had in your own soul.

Do the math. If you can't believe in your own soul or define yourself in any way beyond that of your material possessions; then it becomes alarmingly clear how little it will all mean the moment your body fails you. Little people who worry about 'enough' learn to fill their lives with the meaning they can make with their own hands or share with those around them; they put stock in sentiment and immaterial things, passions, pursuits, memories, and struggles.

These ghouls are painfully aware of a cold, empty void beyond them and it terrifies them. They'll go to their deathbeds pinching every last coin.

That, or they're passing it off to their bastard kids.

And you don't need to be a Wall Street bankster to do this. Just look at what a Last Will and Testament can do to a family, especially in late-life marriages. Old people can be absolute cunts about their money.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

I just spoke with my buddy in sec and they are gotta halt GME trade for 30 days.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

I don't dislike bankers or capitalists or 'the elite'.
I don't care if you get outsized reward for doing tasks as long as you're working and contributing.
And that's key, because What I hate is parasites.

I hate leeches who contribute nothing. I hate the fucking diabetic spic and their anchor baby, I hate the non-hispanic-white porch pirate, I hate the welfate queens, I hate the genderfluid NEETs trying for SSDI, I hate the fucking junkies on the bench, I hate troons who demand their horsepiss and dick invertenings be free.
And I hate fucking wall street gamblers and bankers who are just trying to syphon money into their own pockets instead of trying to do something productive with it.

The catch is that you pretty much just described the clear majority of the modern elite. At the end of the day most of them are the descendants of jumped up New Rich who never got over their hilarious hatred of the poor their ancestors had.

I just spoke with my buddy in sec and they are gotta halt GME trade for 30 days.

Incredible if verified.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

When you spend the biggest portion of your life devoting to the pursuit of financial security; the inevitable sacrifice of your own morals and humanity at the altar of wealth will crush any belief you ever had in your own soul.

Do the math. If you can't believe in your own soul or define yourself in any way beyond that of your material possessions; then it becomes alarmingly clear how little it will all mean the moment your body fails you. Little people who worry about 'enough' learn to fill their lives with the meaning they can make with their own hands or share with those around them; they put stock in sentiment and immaterial things, passions, pursuits, memories, and struggles.

These ghouls are painfully aware of a cold, empty void beyond them and it terrifies them. They'll go to their deathbeds pinching every last coin.

No joke, that was beautiful. Is that a quote from somewhere?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

SIX CENTS A DOGECOIN! HOLD THAT SHIT!

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

The premise lies in the idea that the short sellers are barometers for bad business moves, and they can tell us when something sucks.

What bad business move did game stop do that needed to cause the business to crash? How does that benefit everyone who isn't the hedge fund?

When you start to understand why journalists are lined up against the wall when the revolution kicks off.

 

[No Exit]

When you spend the biggest portion of your life devoting to the pursuit of financial security; the inevitable sacrifice of your own morals and humanity at the altar of wealth will crush any belief you ever had in your own soul.

Do the math. If you can't believe in your own soul or define yourself in any way beyond that of your material possessions; then it becomes alarmingly clear how little it will all mean the moment your body fails you. Little people who worry about 'enough' learn to fill their lives with the meaning they can make with their own hands or share with those around them; they put stock in sentiment and immaterial things, passions, pursuits, memories, and struggles.

These ghouls are painfully aware of a cold, empty void beyond them and it terrifies them. They'll go to their deathbeds pinching every last coin.

One lesson they never teach you growing up is to always stick to your moral values and codes. It's amazing how lost and delusional (grandiose and depressive) people get when they just lose sight or forcefully change their morals/values.

 

[Yourmomshouse]

I just hope these hedge funds get fucked for the long haul

 

[DeadFish]

Price is 320 at the moment for game stock

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

One lesson they never teach you growing up is to always stick to your moral values and codes. It's amazing how lost and delusional (grandiose and depressive) people get when they just lose sight or forcefully change their morals/values.

Comes form them being painfully unaware. I have spoken to several people on Wall St, and they are the most panful and unaware assholes.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Hey everyone,
The media is going to try to spin this hard.
I'm tired of this shit happening.
That's why I want your help.
I've made a thread for compiling all the information about this shitshow, and turning it into an easily spreadable, normie friendly document.
Lets do the spinning for once.